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How Bowsette Rises Should Have Ended By ZeldaNoVorsu -- Report

Ooh, this is a good one, Audience. I don't normally say that because I'm humble like Drax the Destroyer, but this one I'm quite pleased with. It's got Breath of the Wild Zelda AV (which she enjoys quite a bit), a burpy belly rub scene with Dr. Peach, and a disposal scene at the end that Zelda also enjoys.

Now you might be wondering, if this is a HISHE for Bowsette Rises, shouldn't it be Bowsette digesting Peach instead (also, where are Batman and Superman)? To that I say, no. Peach was always going to survive the Bowsette Saga. This version merely features a smuttier way that the titular Peach poser is defeated rather than the epic battle of the other story. It's also my way of expressing my displeasure over Bowsette Begins, a meme story originally, having the most views still (and replacing the BotW Zelda piece that had held that before). I'm  ZeldaNoVorsu! My most viewed piece should at least be a thicc Zelda meme if it has to be a meme story. It also Bowsette's birthday technically, but seeing as both  derpsquid42 and I prefer the real Peach, we concocted this idea a few weeks back.

Thumbnail source: https://www.deviantart.com/carafalsa/art/BoTW-Zelda-s-Pyro-Poot-759599391 (which ironically comes just after the Bowsette images I used for the others)

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derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

I look away for 20 minutes, and this happens. Love how Peach ready to throw hands before Zelda walks in, everyone is sick of this stupid trend.
Oh, and Bowsette? Here's a quick tip.
NEVER insult a Zelda in a ZeldaNoVorsu story.

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

She was ready to throw hands in the original version as well, but Bowsette cheated and used the power of the stars on her. She probably should have used them to send send Zelda back up to the other floor and fix the hole, but instead she made the mistaken of ticking Zelda off... She obviously hasn't talked to any of the other people who've done that... oh wait.

derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

Hey, not everyone dies! There's... uh... hm... You, technically, but immortality doesn't count.

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

There could be someone in Smash but going back to look for that is too much work. The point is that most the time making Zelda hangry is the last mistake you ever make.

derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

That's for sure. I'd do it for research purposes, but I'd rather keep my perfect record for now.

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Just let me know when you change your mind. Zelda is a big fan of research after all.

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

Ooooh must read when I get the chance

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

*opens helmet, steam rises*

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Feeling a bit... flustered?

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

N-no...

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Yes, you are~

ABrinson27

Posted by ABrinson27 4 years ago Report

Never piss off the princess of with magic powers

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Not unless you want to wind up as her meal.

SmaxTheDestroyer

Posted by SmaxTheDestroyer 4 years ago Report

Deadpool: sitting in front of the computer; “Bowsette begins view 12,280... view 12,281.... view 12,282....“

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Hey, Wade, what's that over there?! Thanos proposing to Lady Death?

The K

Posted by The K 4 years ago Report

I loved every cheek bloating burp, Zelda let out. The gas bubbles traveling through her system, and how she could taste her meals from them. Rotten peaches lol. And when Peach felt the gas bubbles going down, It was such good writing. Always enjoy these reads.

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

I knew this was going to be another good, gassy one for you as soon as I decided to do the belly rubbing scene.

The K

Posted by The K 4 years ago Report

This story was so great. I also enjoyed the butt belching, bowel movement of the wind, and breath of the butt. You are having fun with these names.

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Thank you. When it comes to the gas parts, especially the farts, I enjoy punning the names when I can.

Vorachist22

Posted by Vorachist22 3 years ago Report

I love the disposal scene.

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

It's definitely one of the ones I'm prouder of.

Vorachist22

Posted by Vorachist22 3 years ago Report

You should be proud.

KorexIV

Posted by KorexIV 2 years ago Report

Do you think you can have a alt were
Bowsette wins