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Red Dead Voredemption By ZeldaNoVorsu -- Report

Happy International Women's Day!

I have to give credit where credit is due:  CrystalKiller88 and  SmaxTheDestroyer helped me to brainstorm a lot of this idea, from the scenario to the names of the outlaws and their gang. Crystal also showed me the western designs for the four main women, though I had seen the Zelda and Peach ones on Twitter before. However, Crystal decided to post some cringe western quotes, so you'll understand why that one part at the end happens. As for the story itself, I thought doing something western based might be fun. Today is about empowering women as well as ending violence against them, so having three of four in usual male dominated roles and all four taking out a gang known for going after women felt about right. I decided to make Ganondorf a slightly more respectable outlaw, as he accepts his defeat and compliments his opponent before dying. I also just wanted to see a quick draw between him and Zelda. The rest of his gang are all villains who have kidnapped (or stole power stars from in Rosalina's case) the lady who eats them, so it's a nice turn around. Of course, after some high methane campfire shenanigans and manure fun follow after, so enjoy!

You can find the designs for the western princesses here: https://twitter.com/jivke/status/1354157619557003265?s=20

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techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

Ugh that title

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Well, I should give  SmaxTheDestroyer proper credit for coming up with it. I asked him if he had any good ideas for a western pun title.

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SmaxTheDestroyer

Posted by SmaxTheDestroyer 4 years ago Report

Personally I actually liked my first idea better “SMASH fight at the Lonlon Corral” lol.

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Didn't fit what I was going for though unfortunately.

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vyvince1997

Posted by vyvince1997 4 years ago Report

It gave me Lumbago

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CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 4 years ago Report

Joke's on you, I know a server that loves horse preds! My nomming will not be in vain!

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Who said it would be?

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The K

Posted by The K 4 years ago Report

This was a masterpiece read. All the burping between the ladies were wonderful. But Daisy and her stink burps stole the show for me. This was a dream story come true. Her meal not agreeing with her, the bubblings warnings, her belly swelling up, and then her cheeks and those deep beefy stink burps. The gas from Daisy's burps must be deadly potent. I also love Daisy's proud smugness. I can just picture her rubbing her round, big belly with a smug smirk on her face. Burping those smelly burps as her meals bubble inside her with gas.

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

I knew you were going to enjoy this. I made all the ladies gassy with big burps, but as soon as I knew Daisy would be involved, I made sure to give her a round, upset tummy that gurgled ominously as it swelled up before sending that swell up to bloat her cheeks before she deflated them rancid, beefy belches. They were pungently potent, but fortunately the ladies were outside and in a moving wagon, so the smell got left behind. That picture of her is accurate.

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The K

Posted by The K 4 years ago Report

The wording of the story made me melt. I love it so much! I hope for more Daisy gassy goodness :D

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

As it was designed to. I'm glad it hit the mark for you as I hoped. As for Daisy's future adventures, I do plan for her to be back with the other princesses around Easter, so she'll most likely have more gassy goodness then.

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