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Who ordered the grumpy roasted vampire girl?
OK, so turns out this little comic I did about garlic was a total lie:
https://aryion.com/g4/view/638831
Since then my lovely blood disorder's lovely food triggers fully kicked in, and now a bunch of things are off the menu; they basically cause the same symptoms as light does.
So now I can't eat garlic. Or tomatoes, pineapple, onions, cabbage, and a bunch of other stuff I used to cook with. Well, if they're bad for me they're bad for Juniper - so she got cooked alongside them!
Of course, she's super grumpy now, probably because all these veges rendered her powerless. Or mad that in spite of this embarrassing, unwilling situation it still feels... ..well. The hard nipples and wet spot on your feet are a bit of a giveaway, Juni!
...or maybe she's just mad that her hair got so singed during the roasting! Won't have to worry about an unwanted hairdo long though - set up like this, she's bound to be someone's dinner pretty quick!
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Posted by ChaoskampfNunc 4 years ago Report
Garlic renders me powerless too because of how delicious it is
Posted by JuniperBerry 4 years ago Report
Mmm, yes! I'm starting to miss it, used to put lots in my stir fries and pastas!
Posted by Bobrocks 4 years ago Report
So what im getting from this is that you have a food disorder and now the vampire has a weakness to food now right?
Posted by JuniperBerry 4 years ago Report
I have a blood disorder, porphyria ("vampire's disease"), that makes me sensitive to light and sound, but also some food and mood triggers. The latter became noticeably worse lately, so just a ranty picture about it!
Posted by Bobrocks 4 years ago Report
Sorry to hear that pal.
Posted by XZEROX 4 years ago Report
SPIT THAT ALLIUM SATIVUM OUT NOW
Posted by JuniperBerry 4 years ago Report
Yes, no more allium sativum for me! SativA on the other hand is fine, thank god
Posted by XZEROX 4 years ago Report
And why does it look like you have a black eye
Posted by JuniperBerry 4 years ago Report
Juniper's left eye is sunken in a little, she compensates with eyeshadow. I was thinking of making a bio page that explains all the physical quirks
Posted by BloodPuma 4 years ago Report
Now that sounds extra tasty!!!! I love my some garlic!!!!
Posted by JuniperBerry 4 years ago Report
Do you now? Wait... Was it YOU who ordered me up like this?!
Posted by BloodPuma 4 years ago Report
......Maybe, but I'll be glad to have you either way!~~
Posted by 10crunkedbiscuits 4 years ago Report
I’m allergic to all of that too if it ain’t cooked.
Posted by JuniperBerry 4 years ago Report
Ah, too bad. I used to like it cooked - raw was OK, but pretty strong.
Posted by 10crunkedbiscuits 4 years ago Report
It’s actually all fruit and vegetables I can’t eat unless cooked now. Something about either the pesticides or some chemical all skins of fruits and vegetables secrete messes with my system. And of course raw apples were one of my favorite foods. lol
Posted by JuniperBerry 4 years ago Report
Oh, I see - Most of the plants I can't eat have skins exposed to the sun and weather, while root vegetables like potatoes are OK. I do miss apples and oranges, especially as fresh juice
Posted by Ento 4 years ago Report
Shame you can't have them anymore, but at least we can have them with you~
Posted by JuniperBerry 4 years ago Report
Yeah! If you can't eat it... get eaten with it..?
Posted by Cruich 4 years ago Report
*hears "who ordered this?"*
*sees roasted vampire girl*
*raises hand*
Posted by JuniperBerry 4 years ago Report
Well, then, bon apetit!
Posted by Polevault 4 years ago Report
Really sorry to hear about this! But this piece is amazing! I love the pineapple lining under her, also the little hints of enjoying being cooked food. Expression is great
Posted by JuniperBerry 4 years ago Report
Thanks - this one called for a lot of little details to fit the feel of it - glad you like it!
Posted by KuroNekoChan 4 years ago Report
I been cooking Vampires with garlic too in the past, but i have a question, being grumpy makes them tastier ? :3
Posted by JuniperBerry 4 years ago Report
I suppose it might make us more fun to eat... really there's only one way to find out - eat a grumpy vampire!
Posted by Chaotiquos 4 years ago Report
Being a cooking vore specialist, I can only praise you for the amazingness of this artwork ^^
It's a shame it was born out of frustration linked to your condition ='{
Discovered your craft only today, but will definitly stay around ^^
Posted by JuniperBerry 4 years ago Report
Thank you very much! This is my first real cooking pic, but I'm a sucker for food play - just made a folder for it since there'll be plenty to come. Some will be more cooking, I'll have to do the spit roast soon too!
Yeah, it's funny I ended up modelling my main OC after this condition, though I didn't intend to; it just started to really get worse around the time I made this account.
Again, thanks a lot, I hope you like what else I come up with!
Posted by mrcool 4 years ago Report
That's rough
Posted by JuniperBerry 4 years ago Report
Well, I like it rough sometimes ;)
Posted by NonBinaryFuta 4 years ago Report
This is still consistant, the problem only arises when garlic is consumed, cute picture and it's a shame about your condition, much love.
Posted by JuniperBerry 3 years ago Report
Oh, true - though I like that it makes a great symbolic disciplinary tool now. Bit of an ironic way to fetishize my disorder's limitations, it actually helps