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While Santa Binky's particular power set would allow him to eat an effectively unlimited number of Very Naughty List people in one night (during his Christmas Eve rounds), he usually only eats about fifty. Others get bagged up and given to his wife, his assistants, Nice List animals who live near him, and so on.
Some time ago he realized that a certain number of Nice List people very, very much wanted to eat people but were too Nice to do it. (Or too afraid of the justice system in whatever country they live in.) Luckily, there was an obvious fix for this.
The result is Naughty List people waking up Christmas morning, taking one look the person they were given to, and realizing that the last thing they are going to see is a yawn and the last thing they will hear is a long, satisfied belch heard from inside the creature that just ate them.
This arrangement satisfied everyone (except the Very Naughty List people, and their complaints were soon too muffled to make out), but certain people at once realized that it was a perfect way to get rid of someone they disliked. Tie the person up, put on a tag and leave them for some happy predator to consume. It would be assumed that Binky set it up and no one would question it.
Santa Binky does not appreciate this line of thinking at all and doing it guarantees that the one who did it will be the next one to wake up and realize that the last thing they see will be a yawn. In a sense Binky's stomach, and those of all his followers and gift recipients, is a justice system all its own. While we never seem to run out of Very Naughty List people, at least there is a certain amount of churn, so to speak.
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Posted by Amnael 3 years ago Report
What if they do it like otterguy and just act like a present x3
Posted by Strega 3 years ago Report
It’s a victimless crime. 83
Posted by thtiger 3 years ago Report
My mind jumped to the idea that we are seeing a bully and a victim who has never been able to fight back due to him being too nice.
That kid on the ground just has bully written all over him.
But it wouldn't be nice at all to turn down a present from Santa.
Posted by Strega 3 years ago Report
The nastier sorts of bullies end up in the situation pretty often and the gift comes with a one-time ability to swallow the prey whole even if the pred couldn’t normally do that. "The card says I’m not allowed to torture you or anything, Brad. I’m going to have to settle for digesting you."
Posted by nc 3 years ago Report
...of course Santa Binky can't punish ALL naughty people... or people would be just too afraid to be naughty anymore... and then there would be no more naughty people next year. Like a fisher he has to be very careful not to overdo his job too perfectly (for the sake of his own belly)
Posted by Strega 3 years ago Report
Eat all you want. They always make more. 83