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"To : M.G.I. Executive Comittee.
From : M.G.I. Operational Test and Evaluation Department.
Subject : A bad news, a worse news and finally a lesser bad news.
Greetings,
Ladies and gentlemen of the Executive Board.
I have, as new director of the Operational Test and Evaluation Department (My name is Mike, BTW. Hello everybody. I hope to last longer than the three previous guys), sad news to bring to your attention.
First, As you have maybe already guessed, John, my predecessor, has exprienced a untimely demise, both of his career and of himself. At least we can take some comfort in thinking that it happened while working on something he loved (Dot-E). We also have to thank him for discovering that it seems there is a bug in the settings of Dot-E's "VacAnus" that reset it from "Simulated" to "Active" between every use, even if the pause is short...
Then, and even worse as incredible as it sounds, the management staff of "Meta" (formely know as "Facebook") was present at the lab for the first full scale test of our new join venture project, the "Virtual Training Technology" aimed to BioMechMaids, when the incident that caused my unexpected promotion to director happened, so it could lead to some public repercussions, unlike when something happens "in house" only, if you see what I mean.
Lastly, and it's a somewhat disheartening bit of news that already resulted form this incident : after the surprise demise of their -so charismatic- CEO, "Meta"'s stocks value surprisingly skyrocketed, ruining any chance for us of using this opportunity to launch an hostile takeover of the company. I'm not sure there is anything of value in it, but we could have integrated the whole "Virtual Training Technology" as an "in-house" thing...
BTW, The lab looks quite empty right now. Basically, I just have an empty building and Dot-E. Could you send some chairs, tables, computers and the human ressources to use them ASAP?
PS : Dot-E wanted to say hello. She also told me that Zukerberg means "Moutain of Sugar" in German and she found that funny.
No, He didn't tatsed like that. I asked.
Greetings.
Mike.
Director of the M.G.I. Operational Test and Evaluation Department."
Author's Note : Well, I didn't planned to do this one today, but you can thanks xMashtooth for just asking me for more "Vacuum maid", the last episode of "Some More News" and my will to try some adjustement to my drawing techniques...
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Posted by doomed 3 years ago Report
Well looks like the meta is gonna be more deadly than people are prepared for heheh
Posted by Moonshine 3 years ago Report
Yawn let down
Posted by Ngerman 3 years ago Report
The Ceo seems to have been given a "special tour" of her "production facility"
Posted by MaverickAventura 3 years ago Report
Can I just say how entertaining both your art and the descriptions are. I yearn to be as funny as you can :D
Posted by carlj 3 years ago Report
Vacuum anal vore is quite intriguing. ^^
Also it's kind of cute that she wanted to say hi on the p.s. XD
Posted by Zalzas 3 years ago Report
I think this is the last place on the internet where I expected something to be inspired by "Some More News" XD
At least there is no Warmbo here yet....Yet. XD
Posted by banzai 3 years ago Report
Will the new re-organized meta also invest in tube traveling technology? :3
Posted by Kurczak48 3 years ago Report
Now that's what one could call "Project failed successfully"...what a success!
Posted by EtherRealty 3 years ago Report
1) hot!
2) She can taste her butt? :O
Posted by Frakass 3 years ago Report
1) This reaction means I succeeded to convey my idea, thanks ;-)
2) As she is a very advanced BioMechanical being made of cells that are each a little adjustable mecha-organic robot capable to perform any task any other of her cell can do, she can basically taste with any part of her body is she want to.
Keep that it mind the next time she kiss you on the cheek.
Or touch you.
Or even see you, as her cells can adjust to perform Spectoscopy...
Posted by EtherRealty 3 years ago Report
... Neat! o3o
Posted by Indighost 3 years ago Report
love this idea! I also love "some more news" very funny :)
Posted by Frakass 3 years ago Report
(Cody Voice) Hey, Hello another Vore-y Some More News fan! ;-)
I have thought to put easter eggs about it in other works (like some teleporting radioactive boars), but I always feared it would be too obscure, and maybe also too political (and even if I'm a very staunch leftift in RL, I try to stay quite neutral as a fetish artist in order to be welcoming of everybody).
PS: ...But Vobo is definitely a Bernie-Bot!
PS2: Did you know the political alignment of fetishes was studied, and that Vore seems to be a rather left-wing thing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaEHL3LPaf8&t=3s
Posted by Indighost 3 years ago Report
That is quite fascinating! I think it would be even more interesting with a more accurate political compass system.
Posted by Indighost 3 years ago Report
I think that in many ways vore manifests as a sort of love of mother, and wanting women to be well-fed and happy :D
Posted by Frakass 3 years ago Report
In my own style, my scenarios are based on a subvertion of the usual roles of predators and preys (as I often say, in my world, that's the princess who eat the dragon), so I guess what I enjoy is this symbolic righting of wrong, in addition of having the horror of the situation subverted by the loveliness and niceness of who is carrying it out (it's also I prefer my preds to be true character with a backstory and a personality, and I always take some time to think what kind of person they are and what their life is like, even if I don't show it in the work).
With this point of view, a nice loving mom is the ultimate pred, less because I want her to be well-fed (but I will ensure she will :-P ) than because she's what's most remote of the usual people-eating monster, and is rather (too often) the victim of it...
Posted by Indighost 3 years ago Report
Predators with full backstories and personalities are absolutely important! I do the same thing in each of my stories.
And yes, symbolic righting of wrongs is a favorite of mine too! :)
Posted by xMashtooth 3 years ago Report
AAAAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! Super love her!