Doctor's Orders!
 
 
Derek had recently finished medical school and thought it was a miracle that he managed to get a job on his area already, considering the fact that he was totally unprepared for being a physician.
 
Of course, if had been born some centuries ago he would have been a great professional, a true sage of the human body for his age. But on this day and age, to master the human organism was the least of the least that was expected from a doctor.
 
Since the perfection of space-travel, the planet Earth had changed a lot, and received several sapient and non-sapient alien species. They were integrated into society, and respected human culture while mankind respected theirs.
 
And of course, they were offered healthcare on their new home, and that forced physicians and their kin to evolve tremendously on their science, needing to understand the physiology of dozens of aliens. And Derek finished college with no knowledge at all about his fellow inteligent Earth denizens.
 
At first he had no problem with this lack of knowledge, for during his first days working in the clinic he had no alien patient (the aliens were very shy and generally speaking liked to avoid seeking human help, not wanting to bother the people who were so good as to let them live on their planet).
 
But today he had his first...unusual patient, and Derek had a cold sweat all over his body. Sitting before his table, was a tall and plump creature. He was a member of the saalanks, a green-skinned species that was hairless, had three large round eyes, a big mouth and were noseless.
 
They also had four thick legs, organized in a single horizontal line, and a pair of thin boneless arms ending on large hands with long, tentacle like fingers. The corpulent alien told Derek his name was Djxxa in a gutural voice not fully adapted to human speech and proceed to explain his ailment:
 
"Docter, I have an awful headate! It juste wonte gor away!"
 
"You have a WHAT?"
 
"A headate!" Djxxa pointed to his head with his boneless fingers.
 
"Oh, a headache! Hmmm, headache...let me see," With trembling hands Derek opened up a book on saalank physiology and nervously went through it's pages. Dammit, it all looked like rocket surgery.
 
Djxxa was oblivious to Derek's incompetence in this area of medicine, and waited patiently, trusting the "good human doctor" without a shadow of doubt. But the physician, in all his paranoia, thought that perhaps his patient was getting angry at his delay. When he finally found a section on the book on body aches, he sighed loudly in relief.
 
"It says here you...." Derek's hands were trembling even know, and it was hard to focus on the book's tiny letters. "You have to eat preggos! Yes, of course!"
 
"Eate...preggos?" Djxxa was shocked. "Is thate a medicine?"
 
"No, no, you have to eat a pregnant human female to be cured of your headache. It says here headaches are a very serious issue for you saalanks, so I guess there's no problem with the...extreme measure taken to cure them. But if anyone gives you any trouble, don't worry," Derek wrote something on a piece of paper and gave it to his patient. "Just show them this prescription signed by me, which gives you full permission to eat humans until you're cured."
 
"Oh, I gete ite! Thanke you so muct, docter!" Djxxa smiled showing his several human-like teeth and shook his big, neckless head in understanding.
 
"Ah, no problem! Have a nice day, mister!"
 
Djxxa was very reflective when he got out of the clinic. His usual diet here on Earth consisted on vegetables and a whole cow per weak (he could easily buy one in a alien-friendly grocery store), and he never ate a sapient being before! He knew that on certain occasions like his the aliens of Earth had permission to consume people, but the saalank didn't want to eat a human, they were so friendly and helpful...
 
But an extreme twinge of extreme pain on his head remembered Djxxa that he needed to do this for a greater good: they were doctor's orders, after all! So strolling through the street, he started looking for preggo ladies.
 
Some centuries ago just going out on the street hoping you would find a pregnant woman would seem absurd, but thanks to science and a bit of natural evolution, humans became very fertile. It was almost impossible to go for a walk without seeing at least one preggo.
 
And after some eight minutes walking aimlessly with his four legs, Djxaa saw one! She was blonde, had tanned skin and wore a top that left her big round belly exposed and a pair of leggings. Her body was sculptural, and her beautiful eyes were shielded behind a pair of sunglasses. Djxxa shyly approached the woman, saying:
 
"I'm sorry to disturbe you, misse. But woulde you please helpe me?"
 
"Hm? What do you want, mister?" Asked the lady, her lovely voice making the saalank even more hesitant.
 
"Well, uh...I kinda neede to eate you. Sorry aboute thate."
 
"Wait, what? N-No mister, you can't do this!" The woman screamed as the tentacle-like fingers of the alien started to coil around her, raising her to his massive open mouth. "I'm telling you, you can't! Don't do this! PLEASE, MISTER!"
 
Too late, Djxxa closed his mouth, gobbling her body from the waist up. Her taste instantly was felt by his large tongue, and by the stars, what a taste! The saalank couldn't avoid licking her large books and stretched belly before moving to the rest of her body.
 
Humming while he ate, Djxxa was almost drugged by the palate of his medicine. He felt like his senses would overdrive and he'd pass out! When Djxxa got to her jiggly ass his three eyes started to get watery. He simply couldn't hear the woman's screams of terror, and only swallowed her saliva-coated body to avoid licking and tasting her all day.
 
She slid down to his stomach with no trouble: what was a human to a cow-eater, even if the human was very cow-like herself? The stomach where the blonde found herself in was ten times more stinky and disgusting than a human's, and she already found herself in a pool of thick juices. It felt like being sunk in a swamp made of vomit.
 
Naturally, she started fighting and shouting as soon as her brain processed what happened, but to the saalank her strikes were less than a mosquito bite and her pleas were left unheard.
 
"Oh misse, thanke you so muche! I'm really sorry for beinge so abrupte. I hope you understande!" Djxxa then scratched his head with his long fingers. "Strange, I don't feel like my pain is gettinge any better! I guess one preggo juste isn't enough!"
 
The alien's logic was that when taking a medicine, if it didn't work, perhaps the dosage was wrong! He intended to correct that by raising it.
 
Strolling through the street for some more minutes, Djxxa saw a couple walking by. The man was a thin and wore large glasses, and his partner was a cute brunette with a great housewife aura and wearing a blue maternity dress. And of course, pregnant.
 
Djxxa licked his lips. What a cute, stuffed lady! Her belly was bigger than the last one he ate, and the saalank didn't lose any time and caught her with his fingers.
 
"W-What are you doing?! Release me!" The woman was lifted by the tentacle-fingers with a sick look on her face. "H-Honey, help me, please!"
 
"Don't worry, sweetie! Let her go, you freak!" The husband punched the portly alien, who not only didn't fell the strike, didn't get angry at him for it.
 
"I'm sorry friendes, I juste neede to eate you lady, then I'll stope botheringe you!"
 
"EAT ME? B-But my poor baby....NO!" The saalank opened his mouth wide and the pregnant woman went pale. "I DON'T WANT TO DIE! YOU MONSTER, DON'T DO IT WITH MY BABY STILL INSIDE OF ME! HONEY, SAVE ME PLE-"
 
She was interrupted by Djxxa swallowing her whole. While the alien nonchalantly licked his fingers to catch more of his prey's delicious flavour, her husband fell to his knees, a terrified look on his face.
 
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He punched the pavement. "You sick son of a bitch! I'll sue you! I'll throw in the jail for that! They'll fucking slice you open!"
 
"Actually, sire, I'm juste followinge docter's orders!" The alien showed the prescription he got from dr. Derek, to the husband's despair. "Whate I'm doinge is completely lawful, ande if you do anythinge to stope me, you will go to jaile!"
 
Dxjaa then let out a loud, long gelatinous belch, splattering the desolate man with drops of his disgusting saliva. The saalank licked his lips again, enjoying the taste brought back by the acrid burp.
 
"Your wife was very delicious! You were a lucky man, sire! It'sa a shame she made me gassy, thoughe!"
 
The husband simply passed out right there on the street, much to the saalank's confusion. Was he planning to eat her too, and got mad when the alien acted faster? Well, Dxjaa hoped that, if that was the problem, the poor man found another cute and tasty housewife!
 
"Bute howe weirde! She wase tasty ande BOUUURP! fillinge, ande my headate persists! I mighte neede a bigger dose of medicine in a single preggo!"
 
For this specif solution he had in mind, Djxxa needed to walk for some time, as he wasn't looking for something as simple as a regular pregnant lady this time. After a long search, he finally found his target.
 
A beautiful brown girl with her black hair tied in a ponytail was having trouble walking due to her heavy belly, way bigger than the alien's previous food. She had an advanced pregnancy with twins. And she was perfect.
 
"Excuse me, misse, bute you looke like you're having trouble walkinge!" Djxxa spoke to her. "Woulde you minde if I helpede you?"
 
"Oh, thank you sir, I wouldn't mind at all! My babies are sooooo heavy!" The girl giggled and patted her pregnant belly. The alien licked his lips and grabbed her. "H-Hey, cool fingers! But you don't need to lift me, I can walk on my own!"
 
"Sorry misse, bute I'm takinge you to my tummy!" Djxxa opened his mouth wide and gobbled most of the woman's body. Her legs kicked the air while the saalank tasted her belly.
 
It was so big and tasty! Djxxa could already picture how filling a mother of twins would be. He swallowed her whole, and she got a bit stuck on his esophagus, but with some effort she slided to her doom like all the others.
 
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOURP! Wow, foode really is better withe two babies inside!" The alien looked at his huge, moving gut, a bit disappointed. "Stille no signe of healinge my headate. I'll juste have to keepe eatinge untile I gete better..."
 
Djxxa ate two more tasty preggos, and still his headache persisted. It took several minutes to find another pregnant lady, but finally he found a frecked redhead with a baby inside of her. The girl was carrying a bag with several fruits she had just bought at the market.
 
The alien was getting pretty used to eating people know, and didn't want to waste his time, so he quickly devoured the poor redhead without even speaking to her first. His glutonny was such that he swallowed the bag of fruits alongside the screaming preggo. Djxxa licked his fingers, and to his surprise, after a few minutes, his headache started to get better.
 
"I dide it! Preggos are indeede a greate medicine! It's suche a goode lucke Earthe has amazinge docters!"
 
Some time later, his headache was completely gone, and Djxxa also learned another thing about his medicine. Pregnant ladies were gassy food. Perhaps it was a mix of different factors: they had a high fat percentage on their body, and the process of dissolving their bellies and uteruses during digestion probably released a lot of air. The saalank was also feeling very energetic, and a bit misty-headed, due to the massive concentration of hormones in his meals.
 
While the alien obliviously strolled down the street, enjoying his full belly and the lovely day, the sight inside his stomach looked like something out of hell. The preggos were constantly moaning and crying and screaming, filled with pain and despair. The tanned blonde he ate first had already been completely dissolved, and the women trembled in disgust and horror for having to be in that pool made from sludge that had once been a living human female.
 
The housewife preggo's body was already partialy digested, and her life was like a candle about to burn out. When she too was turned into soup, the gas from her body's destruction exited the stomach in the form of a loud meaty belch. Djxxa enjoyed the sour aftertaste left by the burp and wondered why cows didn't taste as good as humans.
 
Eventually, the saalank's intestines started to loudly suck up the goo of the preggos who were already gone. Djxxa could feel and enjoy the process, but got a bit worried. He never ate a human before and didn't knew if they would agree with his bowels. He could only hope the women wouldn't give him the runs.
 
As time passed, the preggos expired one by one, their digestion always creating sour bubbles that made Djxxa eructate crassly, sometimes winning repulsed and offended stares from the people on the street. Luckily, the saalank didn't notice them, and thought it was only natural to belch after a big, satisfying meal. The humans saw it differently, for not only was it rude, it also was a lack of respect for the people who were dying and already dead inside of him.
 
Finally, a gelatinous burp expelled several melted articles of clothing that had once belonged to his prey. They were all sludge now. Djxxa could feel his innards working hard to suck all that thick soup, and sighed with relief when the loud and intense work was done with.
 
More time passed, and a thunderous fart told the saalank that his medicine wanted out. He rushed as fast as he could with his four awkward legs to the nearest public restroom. The place had the longest corridor he ever saw, with doors leading to several toilets. That was due to the place being an adapted restroom, with the purpose to receive all the alien species that now dwelled on Earth.
 
It took some time for Djxxa to find the bathroom intended for saalanks, but once he found it, he rushed in and sat himself at one of the massive toilets of the place. In no time the alien started to loudly empty his bowels. The whole process wasn't exactly fast, for his intestines were heavy with excrement, but Djxxa eventually managed to get it all out of his organism. The last thing he did was farting a skull, and then he was done with it.
 
Relieved, the alien rose from his "throne", and looked at the massive pile of greenish toxic dung, the result of demolishing six preggos. The skulls and bones of his prey that adorned the thing were yellowed by the saalank's powerful insides, and the smell alone of that mound could kill a human being. Djxxa flushed down the pile, not interested in staring at his waste the whole day.
 
"Hmmm, I never ate so welle. Thanke you fore helpinge me oute, ladies~"
 
 
 
Back at clinic, Derek felt like there was something he was forgeting about. It really made him uncomfortable, and he instinctively picked up the book on saalank physiology again. He gave a quick flick through it, and then his eyes fell on one page and he gasped aloud.
 
"In case of headaches..." Derek read, sweating profusely. "A saalank must eat...MANGOS? Oh shit...earlier today I read preggos instead of mangos!"
 
Derek started trembling when he remembered that the limit of how much a saalank could ingest was unknown to science, and if they so desired, they could keep eating and eating to no end. The doctor didn't know that Djxxa accidentally ate a mango that was among the fruits his redhead food was carrying, so he could only pray his patient's headache would naturally go away, or he would end up eating every single pregnant woman on planet Earth!
 
 
 
 
Three months passed and that awful headache came back to assail Djxxa. But the alien smirked, as he wasn't afraid of that silly pain anymore. This time, he wouldn't even go to the hospital: no need to annoy the good humans when that incredible doctor Derek had already told him the cure for his malady!
 
Djxxa left his home with a clear destination in time. As soon as he arrived there, he started licking his lips eargely. The alien was standing before a huge maternity hospital, or as he saw it, a buffet. Even if the several meals waiting for him inside weren't enough to heal him, the saalank would just keep eating preggos until he got better!
 
Those were doctor's orders, after all!