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For some people, the world always works out in just the right way, for most of us, opportunity passes overhead, not noticing, meaning that if we want to make something of our lives, hard work is required...
And then there a people like Marcus, who the world spits on and rolls over just for fun, before completely trebuchet-ing into his nuts while he's down for additional shits and giggles.
LORE BYTE!
Avonbury:
The village of Avonbury was originally just a small fishing hamlet in the north-western areas of The Middenlands, whose only claim to fame was supposedly being the birthplace of an ancient warrior queen of legends.
After the Carnal Church became more established however, trade began to pass through the region more frequently, enriching many of the petty kingdoms and towns in the previously fairly rustic area, and while Avonbury wasn’t on any of the more well trod routes, it was placed well enough for caravans transporting goods to pass through on a fairly frequent basis, inevitably, an entrepreneurial sort decided to open a rest stop for the caravans passing through the hamlet, this additional rest stop helped to make the route more appealing to traders, which in turn drew more attention to the hamlet.
This of course snowballed until the hamlet grew to be a village, and is now large enough that it borders on being classified as a town, trade still passes through the region and while the old wooden shack that local vendors say is the farmhouse the legendary warrior queen was born in still stands, another attraction has arisen in the town, the kobold dancer, Policks.
Dancing in a tavern built on the site of the original rest stop that brought the village so much prosperity in the past (which sadly burnt down in 1974), Policks has become famous for the ‘Policks Wager’ challenge, which tasks challengers with fisting the kobold in either her ass or her vagina, if the challenger can make a bulge visible to the audience, they get a prize, in not, Policks gets them.
Of course, like all good sideshow attractions, the game is rigged, Policks has both hammerspace intestines and a hammerspace womb, meaning that no matter how large your fist, it’s impossible for you to win, however, despite the fact that this fact is well known by now, people still flock to the town en masse, and a surprising amount of them even seem to be unaware of the kobolds unnatural gifts.
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Posted by TheMysteriousSadSack 2 years ago Report
Guess Polick was Fae enough to accept shoes. That or she just knows how to clean up after herself. Another great appearance by Polick, and poor Marcus, out of the frying pan and into the fire. Hopefully this bartender keeps better track of patrons.
Posted by Arandomquestion2000 2 years ago Report
I have a question, does polick eat and digest food, if so where does all that digested food go? Is it somewhere in their hammerspace intestines? If a "lucky" contestant ends up deep enough do they end up there? Or do they just normally eat and then go to the toilet where in this case exiting from the stomach leads to a normal digestive and come out the other end leaving the contestants untouched in a alter reality of wet walls.
Please answer for this has been troubling my already chaotic mind
Sincerely
Arandomquestion2000
Posted by Onmawarpath 2 years ago Report
Thanks for the interest, in The World Within, when something has 'hammerspace intestines' it causes all food that enters the stomach to be fully broken down and digested in that specific organ, the digestive tract ends there and the intestines are disconnected from the stomach meaning that the rest of the normal digestive tract after the stomach is effectively redundant, often being used as storage space.
If you were to crawl up the ass and then all the way through (which could take actual years, depending on the extent of the hammerspace), you would find that the intestines terminate in a fleshy dead end, you may also find other 'lost' people and objects there, depending on how frequently the pred uses their warped space.
Glad I could help.
Posted by ethan3369 2 years ago Report
So if a pred useds their hammerspace enough they can be filled?
Posted by Onmawarpath 2 years ago Report
theoretically yes, the space inside isn't infinite, some hammerspaces are small but for most cases that's sort of like saying you could carve through a mountain by removing 1 centimetre of rock a day, it would take way too long and you almost certainly wouldn't be alive to see results.
Posted by ethan3369 2 years ago Report
Anyone inside is able to sustained though right if they are spending weeks at a time?
Posted by Onmawarpath 2 years ago Report
Yeah, you won't be moving much, so energy consumption will go way down, and the bodily fluids coating the walls (more than likely mucus) would range in level of sustenance from barely enough to keep you alive and conscious, to perfectly balanced diet (like size of the interior space this would vary from pred to pred), even if you were to try and avoid eating it, your body would likely consume it without your knowing, so if you got trapped against your will, you would very much be in there for the long haul