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Unit Six displaying the Lupine Unit protocol for dealing with any sort of active shooter.

The short version is that unlike other perps, Lupine Units are instructed to eat any active shooter they get their hands on, even if they aren't wounded. Many of them will even swallow air to keep the perp alive longer as they digest. (Police officers don't care much for shooters.) This is part of an effort to keep the perp's identity and manifesto from being publicized afterward.

Afterwards the police spokesperson will paraphrase a web comic and say "We don't know who the shooter was. We just know he's going to be coming out of someone's asshole." Or, alternately, "That guy was a real pile of shit."

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deathknight

Posted by deathknight 2 years ago Report

Though I cna imagine if they were wearing body armor how much that will strain on the toilet Xp

Strega

Posted by Strega 2 years ago Report

Perps have been identified by ID cards and credit cards that survived a trip through a werewolf, while their owner did not. 83

Gthebr

Posted by Gthebr 2 years ago Report

Shit job for whoever had to retrieve those ????

Strega

Posted by Strega 2 years ago Report

Since this happens fairly often they have a simple procedure for it. The werewolf puts a mesh screen in the toilet, poops onto it and then washes it down with a shower head type sprayer. Anything that stays in the screen gets examined. Quarter inch mesh hardware cloth screen works pretty well.

Darqfang

Posted by Darqfang 2 years ago Report

A perfect way to deal with active shooter fucktards. Just turn them into werewolf shit and wipe them off the face of the planet

Strega

Posted by Strega 2 years ago Report

There may be some wiping involved. 83

ATailDesired

Posted by ATailDesired 2 years ago Report

Honestly, there is quite a few active shooters who do this stuff for their fifteen minutes.

I vote to feed them to the Lupine Unit.

Shadydancer

Posted by Shadydancer 2 years ago Report

He's so handsome. I bet he's got a lot of fans

Shadydancer

Posted by Shadydancer 2 years ago Report

Also I pity the rookie officer who has to shift through Six's toilet bowl to find the perp's ID cards

Strega

Posted by Strega 2 years ago Report

They have a screen they poop into in those circumstances. They then hose the poop down and anything that doesn't get through the screen is eyeballed.

Shadydancer

Posted by Shadydancer 2 years ago Report

Very clever. Saves the dirty work too.

Strega

Posted by Strega 2 years ago Report

Unit Six is notoriously sexually active and is on the news more than any of the other werewolves. He's also completely bisexual, or more like omnisexual as he also frequents the Friendly Beaches and fucks the animals too. You can buy dildos modeled on his cock and there are videos online he swears he didn't know were being filmed. He's very popular. 83

Shadydancer

Posted by Shadydancer 2 years ago Report

Ooh very interesting. Would he be active on duty? I'm getting some ideas.

Strega

Posted by Strega 2 years ago Report

He thinks with his dick a lot but not all the time. Given his well known habits he’s been officially told to keep it in his pants when he is on duty.

Kiala_Tiagra

Posted by Kiala_Tiagra 2 years ago Report

hmmm.....i imagine giving them kevlar is out of the question

Strega

Posted by Strega 2 years ago Report

The top part is Kevlar. Unfortunately high velocity rifle bullets can penetrate all but the thickest body armor. (It opens in the back to expand when they eat someone.) They do have heavier armor they wear for siege situations and Unit One has a suit so massive they have to run water through it when he's wearing it so he won't overheat.

JacktheGreen

Posted by JacktheGreen 2 years ago Report

Political vore, I like it

alockwood1

Posted by alockwood1 2 years ago Report

Interesting.

Bright

Posted by Bright 2 years ago Report

The bullet damage is a good detail. Whoever it was put up a fight, but it was probably a very short one.

Strega

Posted by Strega 2 years ago Report

The werewolves are very fast. You only get a moment to spray bullets at them before they get into melee range and if they do you’re history whether they throw you through a wall, tear you apart or swallow you whole.

Traxiss

Posted by Traxiss 2 years ago Report

This is great. I've been a big fan of your artwork for years. Thanks for all the great pics!

Strega

Posted by Strega 2 years ago Report

No problem. I draw for fun as opposed to for money, which is a recipe for longevity in a hobby.