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 damienfox and I played this horrible game at about the same time. He beat it before I did, so he gets to eat the iconic character from it.
Fuck Dragon Quest 8 and its lazy everything. They have a door-opening animation and -didn't use it for most doors-. No seriously. That's just a sample of how lazy this goddamn game was. Don't get me started. :D

So yeah. Jessica belongs to Square-Enix, though they should be ashamed to claim her.

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UltimaSlash

Posted by UltimaSlash 14 years ago Report

Jessica looks good enough to eat!

Humbug

Posted by Humbug 14 years ago Report

Inclined to agree. "Sexy" generally equates to "edible" in my book when women are involved. Funny how that works.

UltimaSlash

Posted by UltimaSlash 14 years ago Report

Same here!

Humbug

Posted by Humbug 14 years ago Report

Excellent. I'm glad we agree. :D

Damienfox

Posted by Damienfox 14 years ago Report

Wait that's how it works here too! :O Sometimes "Cute" as well since I wouldn't really qualify Precis as 'sexy' but yeah.

Humbug

Posted by Humbug 14 years ago Report

Precis is edible? :O

Damienfox

Posted by Damienfox 14 years ago Report

Yes. Yes she is.

Humbug

Posted by Humbug 14 years ago Report

Understood! *Salutes.*

Nack

Posted by Nack 14 years ago Report

Not only is Precis edible, but you know that transformed princess?

..you can be hungry enough to eat a horse

Humbug

Posted by Humbug 14 years ago Report

Wait...there's a transformed princess in Star Ocean 2? :O

Nack

Posted by Nack 14 years ago Report

huh, I hadn't fully played dragon's quest 8, so I auto assumed that Precis was from the same game... My bad...

Humbug

Posted by Humbug 14 years ago Report

Oh! Gotcha. You mean Medea. Understood. :D

Leshana

Posted by Leshana 14 years ago Report

Its very heavily captioned tho

Humbug

Posted by Humbug 14 years ago Report

So is the game. The captions were meant to reflect that.

Teruyo

Posted by Teruyo 14 years ago Report

Never played 8, but 9 was fantastic.

Humbug

Posted by Humbug 14 years ago Report

According to Damien, 9 does right nearly everything that 8 did wrong, so stick with that. :3

Soffix

Posted by Soffix 14 years ago Report

Damien is adorable. :D

... But wait. They went without door-opening animations... on their doors?

Humbug

Posted by Humbug 14 years ago Report

Yes he is.

And yes. Seriously. Except doors inside of buildings. For some reason, those ones have the animation. Don't ask why those and not others.

Damienfox

Posted by Damienfox 14 years ago Report

Oh that's an easy thing to answer. If a door faded without animation and you appear inside it? They had to load a new map. The transition was just to cover up the load/transfer and whatnot. Doors that properly opened and you could go through 'em and whatnot simply were already build on that same map. :3

Humbug

Posted by Humbug 14 years ago Report

Right, but they still have the character at the head "open" the door, so why not have the door animated too? Lazy, as I said. I know plenty of other games that don't cut that corner.

Damienfox

Posted by Damienfox 14 years ago Report

Ah! Right, yeah. X3 Not going to bother defending that specific point, even if I wanted to play devil's advocate.

Humbug

Posted by Humbug 14 years ago Report

Hee! :D

quirkylilme

Posted by quirkylilme 14 years ago Report

DQ9 is awesome. Period...as for the other DQ games...never tryed them. :o I kinda only got DQ9 because I was tired of buying DS games that would only last me 3 days. That, and I love RPGs. x3

Humbug

Posted by Humbug 14 years ago Report

I never got it 'cuz I never really enjoyed the DQ games in general. :3

quirkylilme

Posted by quirkylilme 14 years ago Report

I see. I, personally could never get into the Final Fantasy games...maybe I started playingthe wrong one? o.o

Humbug

Posted by Humbug 14 years ago Report

Couldn't tell you. If you got into them later, there's a higher chance you won't like them at all.

quirkylilme

Posted by quirkylilme 14 years ago Report

I don't even really care that much about FF 1-98 or whatever the number is now. I'd rather see a revival of my personal favorite RPG, Chrono Trigger. Square Enix, GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME! We don't want FF15! Go for your other, more critically acclaimed series! xD My rant is over now. >:3

Humbug

Posted by Humbug 14 years ago Report

:P
Yeah. I'm getting tired of FF as well. Of course, the problem with reviving an old, beloved series is that there's always a chance to screw it up.

quirkylilme

Posted by quirkylilme 14 years ago Report

True, true. But how often has Square Enix REALLY screwed up a game?

Humbug

Posted by Humbug 14 years ago Report

Final Fantasy X-2. Ehrgeiz. Einhander. Dragon Quest 8. That's just off the top of my head, and I have by no means played all Square-Enix games.

quirkylilme

Posted by quirkylilme 14 years ago Report

I stand corrected and apologize. But you know that almost anything with 'Final Fantasy' slapped on the front of it is going to make alot of money, almost irregardless of its actual good...ness. xP

Humbug

Posted by Humbug 14 years ago Report

No need to apologize. :P

But yeah. It's all about the name-brand. Like Nike and such.

quirkylilme

Posted by quirkylilme 14 years ago Report

Or Apple, iMoronic, all those *ahem* 'designer' sunglasses that're like, $2000 a pair. xD

Imrhys

Posted by Imrhys 14 years ago Report

Well... at least you put a bad game to good use >_>

Humbug

Posted by Humbug 14 years ago Report

Kinda what I was thinking when I drew this. :3

Sparky_the_chu

Posted by Sparky_the_chu 14 years ago Report

I dun know X3 I'm playing the game and it doesn't look so bad as some people says X3

Humbug

Posted by Humbug 14 years ago Report

I could list what's wrong with it, but I don't want to ruin the experience for you, so I'll just let you enjoy it. :3

Sparky_the_chu

Posted by Sparky_the_chu 14 years ago Report

I'm able to enjoy games that most people hate X3

Leshana

Posted by Leshana 14 years ago Report

I still think it worked out well

Humbug

Posted by Humbug 14 years ago Report

It appears to have done so, yes. :3

Humbug

Posted by Humbug 14 years ago Report

Perfect then! Glad I could appeal.
It's a shame that she has, like, the second-highest amount of personality in that game out of every character. :(

Humbug

Posted by Humbug 14 years ago Report

Or something. She's still not a -good- character, mind, but one of the better ones in the game. Given the game, though? Still a crappy character. :P

Humbug

Posted by Humbug 14 years ago Report

Indeedly.

YamiTakashi

Posted by YamiTakashi 13 years ago Report

it mabye was lazy xD but it have some funny moments and besides to tell the true its one or my personal fave rpg games

Humbug

Posted by Humbug 13 years ago Report

It had a couple funny moments, but most of it was overshadowed by this horribly dark story, scattered with weird situational humor. Basically, it just didn't work. If you enjoyed it, that's great, but that doesn't make it a good game. :P

YamiTakashi

Posted by YamiTakashi 13 years ago Report

yea

KR75

Posted by KR75 11 years ago Report

Great drawing! Jessica looked delicious throughout the whole game too bad nothing would eat her. And DQ VIII was a great game lol. Difficult and a classic JRPG. Replaying it right now lol.

Humbug

Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report

Glad you like the drawing, though I'm gonna have to disagree with you on the quality of DQVIII. XD

KR75

Posted by KR75 7 years ago Report

Do you guys still hate this game even after the 3ds remake? I'm just curious lol I can't wait for DQ11

Humbug

Posted by Humbug 7 years ago Report

I haven't played the 3DS remake, so couldn't say!