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It was not usually Smokey's habit to conceal his actions. Everyone who cared to know knew that he favored the human ladies, and that those who caused too much trouble around his camp earned themselves a slide down a slippery bear gullet. Even other officers of the forest service and the law looked the other way, so useful was he as a mascot and icon. It helped that most of them wished they could dispose of firebugs, poachers, and other undesirables as neatly as he.

The hijacker was an exception, though. Having heard about the whole incident on the radio Smokey watched the parachute descend, unable to believe his luck. It was merely a matter of moving beneath the falling man and opening his mouth. A sudden scream of realization, a wet thump, and one heavy gulp later he settled down to sleep off his meal.

The Federal searchers didn't arrive until the next day, long enough to fairly thoroughly process the man. He'd already taken a lengthy and impressive dump in the camp latrine and no incriminating bulge showed on his bulky frame, though surely the largest bones were still dissolving away in his gut. In a day or so, when no searchers were around, he'd cough up whatever clothing hadn't managed to exit his body. Thankfully the men who came to pump out the latrine never commented on the socks, scraps of clothing, belt buckles and even shoes that ended up there. Leather boots he could digest, but synthetic-material sneakers invariably (and uncomfortably) went all the way through.

The point of the operation, of course, was the knapsack he'd taken off the man before swallowing. It and the parachute were buried near where he'd met his meal. The whole incident was just a bit too well covered by the press for him to admit the hijacker took a trip through his guts, so he couldn't just claim the reward, but perhaps in a year or two he could “find” the knapsack. Then he could claim it. He'd always wanted a convertible....


Just a (relative) quickie. One of my oldest vore pics is a never posted stick figure vore strip in which Cooper parachutes into a bear's jaws and is swallowed. Periodically I consider updating it, and Smokey is the obvious candidate for the pred. 83

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DarkTau

Posted by DarkTau 13 years ago Report

I'm not sure why, but this picture seems really familiar to me. Is this a color of a sketch?

Strega

Posted by Strega 13 years ago Report

No, but I've drawn bears in almost identical poses a couple of times.

DarkTau

Posted by DarkTau 13 years ago Report

Hm. Maybe I saw it in a premonition. Because what I remember is exactly this picture. Pose, parachute, and everything else.

Strega

Posted by Strega 13 years ago Report

I didn't post the sketch, so I have no idea where you might have seen it. 83

DJScoots10

Posted by DJScoots10 13 years ago Report

Awesome.

Imrhys

Posted by Imrhys 13 years ago Report

Hmmm, interesting "karmatic consequences" vore.

Cougar

Posted by Cougar 13 years ago Report

Poor Smokey, having to pass those sneakers. 83

Strega

Posted by Strega 13 years ago Report

And then there was the time a pair of BDU pants almost stopped up his guts. He had to drink castor oil and the results were dramatic. 83

Cougar

Posted by Cougar 13 years ago Report

LOL

Bright

Posted by Bright 13 years ago Report

It is dangerous to go parachuting with all those voracious creatures around.

orca13

Posted by orca13 13 years ago Report

Dude! Awesome!!!!!!!!

Psyman

Posted by Psyman 13 years ago Report

Sounds totally plausible to me - mystery solved!