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A female pangolin who appears to be of a fairly young age and often acts even younger, despite what her list of accomplishments would seem to indicate. Her entire history is an elaborate mystery, so it’s no surprise that her true age is completely unknown. She lived a life of ignominy years before she came to acquire The Bolas, renown throughout the Seven Breeze for the ruthless zeal to which she went about pursuing the darker avenues of pirating that even the most brutal of buccaneer would be ashamed to mention. She is a creature driven by her libido, and would be known more for her incessant promiscuity if she weren’t also known for her tendency to consume whole all those unfortunate enough to lay with her. Those who faced her in battle and lived to tell attest to her unnatural agility, uncanny senses, and unpredictable nature. Those that laid with her in bed would likely attest to the same, again, if it weren’t for the fact that she ate them alive. Always exuberant, enthusiastic, and impatient, Presley lives only to sate her own impulses, and she will lie, steal, and kill anybody she has to in order to see them met. Oftentimes those two needs are one in the same. But as long as she finds you entertaining, there is no safer place to be than at her side. Until, of course, she no longer finds you entertaining...

Being a pangolin, Presley is privileged to many of the strange creature’s bizarre abilities: She has a long and opposable tail, razor-sharp scales along her back, a long and opposable tongue, stink glands that can spray projectile musk to great accuracy, and a second hidden mouth at tip of her tail. Many agree that this seems like at least one too many unique attributes for a creature to have, but as they have yet to find another pangolin to compare to they can not raise any complaints. Presley enjoys doing whatever she feels like doing at any given time and goes out of her way to do so, her most favorite of activities being roughhousing, dancing, and dare-doing.

The Bolas: http://aryion.com/g4/view/239482

Gank Mainpage: http://aryion.com/g4/view/239421

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Tira

Posted by Tira 11 years ago Report

Ou! Rare species!

Stank

Posted by Stank 11 years ago Report

Out to make all others equally rare. ;)

maleperduis

Posted by maleperduis 11 years ago Report

Ah, some familiar faces!

Stank

Posted by Stank 11 years ago Report

Pangolins are familiar to you?

Humbug

Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report

I wouldn't have taken her to be such a narcissist. :O

Slash

Posted by Slash 11 years ago Report

Well.. you wrong! >:3

Humbug

Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report

Apparently!

Stank

Posted by Stank 11 years ago Report

Pangolins are totally self-absorbed. I mean look at them. They roll into balls just to get closer to themselves.

Humbug

Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report

OH RIGHT

Gelus

Posted by Gelus 11 years ago Report

Ohgodapangolin. I have... a thing for Pangolins. I'm not even sure why.

Stank

Posted by Stank 11 years ago Report

I have a theory everybody does. It's just most people have no idea what they are.

Strega

Posted by Strega 11 years ago Report

It's always good to see more pangolins in art. There are an interesting and underrepresented species.

Stank

Posted by Stank 11 years ago Report

You should see my Dodo.

Huh... why did that sound sexual?

TheGuyWhoKnows

Posted by TheGuyWhoKnows 11 years ago Report

Am I the only one who wants these guys to get a Borderlands-style intro?

Something like this. 8D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai7pMPCDHpo

Stank

Posted by Stank 11 years ago Report

That would be awesome, but unfortunately 'Cage the Elephant' is copyrighted music.