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A female pangolin who appears to be of a fairly young age and often acts even younger, despite what her list of accomplishments would seem to indicate. Her entire history is an elaborate mystery, so it’s no surprise that her true age is completely unknown. She lived a life of ignominy years before she came to acquire The Bolas, renown throughout the Seven Breeze for the ruthless zeal to which she went about pursuing the darker avenues of pirating that even the most brutal of buccaneer would be ashamed to mention. She is a creature driven by her libido, and would be known more for her incessant promiscuity if she weren’t also known for her tendency to consume whole all those unfortunate enough to lay with her. Those who faced her in battle and lived to tell attest to her unnatural agility, uncanny senses, and unpredictable nature. Those that laid with her in bed would likely attest to the same, again, if it weren’t for the fact that she ate them alive. Always exuberant, enthusiastic, and impatient, Presley lives only to sate her own impulses, and she will lie, steal, and kill anybody she has to in order to see them met. Oftentimes those two needs are one in the same. But as long as she finds you entertaining, there is no safer place to be than at her side. Until, of course, she no longer finds you entertaining...
Being a pangolin, Presley is privileged to many of the strange creature’s bizarre abilities: She has a long and opposable tail, razor-sharp scales along her back, a long and opposable tongue, stink glands that can spray projectile musk to great accuracy, and a second hidden mouth at tip of her tail. Many agree that this seems like at least one too many unique attributes for a creature to have, but as they have yet to find another pangolin to compare to they can not raise any complaints. Presley enjoys doing whatever she feels like doing at any given time and goes out of her way to do so, her most favorite of activities being roughhousing, dancing, and dare-doing.
The Bolas: http://aryion.com/g4/view/239482
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Posted by Tira 11 years ago Report
Ou! Rare species!
Posted by Stank 11 years ago Report
Out to make all others equally rare. ;)
Posted by maleperduis 11 years ago Report
Ah, some familiar faces!
Posted by Stank 11 years ago Report
Pangolins are familiar to you?
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
I wouldn't have taken her to be such a narcissist. :O
Posted by Slash 11 years ago Report
Well.. you wrong! >:3
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
Apparently!
Posted by Stank 11 years ago Report
Pangolins are totally self-absorbed. I mean look at them. They roll into balls just to get closer to themselves.
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
OH RIGHT
Posted by Gelus 11 years ago Report
Ohgodapangolin. I have... a thing for Pangolins. I'm not even sure why.
Posted by Stank 11 years ago Report
I have a theory everybody does. It's just most people have no idea what they are.
Posted by Strega 11 years ago Report
It's always good to see more pangolins in art. There are an interesting and underrepresented species.
Posted by Stank 11 years ago Report
You should see my Dodo.
Huh... why did that sound sexual?
Posted by TheGuyWhoKnows 11 years ago Report
Am I the only one who wants these guys to get a Borderlands-style intro?
Something like this. 8D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai7pMPCDHpo
Posted by Stank 11 years ago Report
That would be awesome, but unfortunately 'Cage the Elephant' is copyrighted music.