TheGuyWhoKnows

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Good evening. I will not tell you my name, because I have too many: it depends which mind I am watching from, which soul I find myself trapped inside this time. All I can tell you is these little tales, these small nuggets of despair and agony.

I enjoy drama, pain and sadism, horror, stories, and gryphons. Did I mention gryphons? I absolutely adore them: a perfect fusion of majesty and cuteness, animalistic savagery and flawless intellect. Beautiful. And very, very deadly...

If you fancy doing some art of any of my characters, feel free to - as long as it's in with their personality. Find me on Furaffinity here:
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/goldeneyegryphonsadist/ on Deviantart here: http://deadbutstilllaughing.deviantart.com , and on SoFurry here: http://www.sofurry.com/user/view/profile?id=191583

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He's an outsider candidate. He's not part of the same old political theatre. Outside of this dimension, that is.

He came from humble beginnings and clawed his way to the top with nothing but his own determination, grit and stomach acid. When he began, he was just a broken morass of fragments of other people's souls who didn't even understand what a body was, let alone have one. Today he's the tyrannical ruler of an empire which spans continents, and his body is multiple tonnes of the prettiest fluffiest catbird in the multiverse. And he did all of it without going bankrupt or deleting all his emails, too.

He's the politician with your best interests at stomach. And god knows he's better than what you have at the moment.

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Speedyblupi

Posted by Speedyblupi 3 months ago Report

I really love the way you write. It's a more advanced and detailed style than any other I've seen on this website, and it makes your stories and characters so much more vivid.

Lengban

Posted by Lengban 3 months ago Report

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You're very welcome! And I'm sure they won't. <3

Self Made Monster was the first I saw that drew me in, a wonderful story to accompany art is always great, but the teasing and nature of seeing all your friends contained and that tightness and pressure they were all under was all very enjoyable for me to think about, and been working through the taste of terror and enjoying just about everything so far, lots of fun stories and great details. <3

AvantGarde

Posted by AvantGarde 2 years ago Report

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Pretty much the entirety of The Taste of Terror! I also really like Goldeneye.

nephilim

Posted by nephilim 2 years ago Report

You're still here?

fredhailton42

Posted by fredhailton42 2 years ago Report

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Hey! Well, haven't known-known you. Not in a stalker sense. Goldeneye's just a great character. ^.^; It's been a while since I've read the stories, but I remember really enjoying them~ Thanks for sharing!

aibres

Posted by aibres 2 years ago Report

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Ur welcome!! I'm not normally into fatalistic, but I cannot resist Goldeneye... such an awesome character!

Hestia042

Posted by Hestia042 2 years ago Report

I enjoyed your story. I can't wait to see what else you cook up!

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TastyTales

Posted by TastyTales 2 years ago Report

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If I'm perfectly honest, that rather lovely icon of yours! I was glad to find out there was a story behind it too. <3

Lyanna

Posted by Lyanna 3 years ago Report

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Oh, someone pointed out the extreme dominance of your preds and I went "this I've GOT to see!" I haven't had too much time to go over your work yet but I skimmed it and I'm looking forward to more!

Achilles

Posted by Achilles 3 years ago Report

I like gryphons too. And I like even your picture TToT: Utterly Inevitable. and even stories.

dasamppa

Posted by dasamppa 3 years ago Report

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Oh you are most welcome~
I had previously came across your material and it had always held that strangely intriquing level of cruelty and dominance that i haven't really found anywhere and even though i'm usually much more for the fun and happy side of things, there is always something strangely delightful in the way Goldeneye for example treats his posessions~
So to put it short, the little 'evil ruler of the world' side of my head was most pleased with your work and besides, it's most wonderfully written as well~ ^w^

Trebortron3

Posted by Trebortron3 3 years ago Report

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Haha, well in that sense Gartharop was probably very lucky! Goldeneye would probably think he got off lightly...

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