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Eating in the Cafeteria





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The Care and Feeding of Freaky Plants, Chapter 27

Introspection and Regret

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Gratuitous Guard Gustation

A Care and Feeding of Freaky Plants side story

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The Greek Geek and the Freak


A Care and Feeding of Freaky Plants Side-Story





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The Care and Feeding of Freaky Plants, Chapter 26

Family Reunion


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The Care and Feeding of Freaky Plants, Chapter 25

Settling In


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The Care and Feeding of Freaky Plants, Chapter 24

Clash


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The Care and Feeding of Freaky Plants, Chapter 23

In Green Hands’ Grasp


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The Care and Feeding of Freaky Plants, Chapter 22

A Brief Check with the Guys

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The Care and Feeding of Freaky Plants, Chapter 21

A Fateful Conversation

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Unexpected Consequences

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The Care and Feeding of Freaky Plants, Chapter 19


Prepare for…

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The Care and Feeding of Freaky Plants, Chapter 18

A Director in Distress


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The Care and Feeding of Freaky Plants, Chapter 17

Investigations

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The Care and Feeding of Freaky Plants, Chapter 16

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Part 2: Chance Encounters


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The Care and Feeding of Freaky Plants, Chapter 16

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The Care and Feeding of Freaky Plants, Chapter 15

Mall Food




James and Melissa strolled out of Herb's Herpetory Haven into the crowded atrium of the mall. Melissa had her hair in a ponytail and wore a simple blue dress that accentuated her voluptuous curves. James, in his customary shorts and t-shirt, lugged a bag filled with various reptile-care products.

The Care and Feeding of Freaky Plants, Chapter 15
Mall
Food
James and
Melissa strolled out of Herb's Herpetory Haven into the crowded
atrium of the mall. Melissa had her hair in a ponytail and wore a
simple blue dress that accentuated her voluptuous curves. James, in
his customary shorts and t-shirt, lugged a bag filled with various
reptile-care products.
"That
settles it," he said. "I don't care how cute, friendly, or
loyal they are; we are never getting another eloquen

The
Care and Feeding of Freaky Plants, Chapter 14
The Reptile Expert
The day
seemed to go by in a slow, sweaty crawl for James and Melissa.
Humidity was off the charts, magnifying the already oppressive heat.
Josh the camera guy, Cassie's digestion, and even the mysterious
snake back at the house was practically forgotten as they toiled away
in the outdoor garden, doing their best to keep the plants from
wilting. It was so bad that they even started to get a little
careless.

The Care and Feeding of Freaky Plants, Chapter 13
A Strange Stranger
Pays a Visit
A
beautiful summer morning dawned in Verdesford, the sun’s broad
golden rays sliding silently through James Gardner’s bedroom
window, as they had on countless previous mornings. The light played
across his face, and he stirred gently, opening his eyes and turning
to gaze lovingly at the naked young woman lying next to him. He
couldn’t recall how many of his mornings had begun like this
anymore; it seemed like

The Care and Feeding
of Freaky Plants snakes,
Ch. 12
Cassie’s Goodbye
Text appeared on the screen reading “on the drive home” and faded
away; the black background faded as well, giving way to the shaky,
noise-dimmed feed of a mobile phone’s camera. Cassie had ditched
the business suit for a tank top and shorts and was driving some sort
of van down a mostly-empty freeway. The sky was gray overhead.
“I just don’t get it, she said at length, drawing a “Hmm?”
from the cameraman. “T

The Care and Feeding
of Freaky Plants, Ch. 11
On the Tale of a Snake

The
video opened up to a smiling portrait shot of Cassie wearing a
form-fitting business suit and holding a portable microphone.
“Hey
there, everybody! How’s it going?” she said. “I’m Cassandra
Amsley, amateur vore-ologist, and I’m here today at the Verdesford
Humane Society on the tail of a snake. Now some of you may laugh, and
still more may be skeptical, but rest assured, this is a very serious
matter.
“Th

The Care and Feeding of Freaky Plants,
Ch. 10
Farewell and Hello
James and Melissa had
settled into a very comfortable life together. Since their
spectacularly successful inauguration of the Vore Science Program at
Sunny Valley High, they had gone to more than a dozen other schools
to set up sister programs. The idea, when explained to people, tended
to be well received. Schools liked the chance to teach their students
about an emerging field of study, the government was happy that
people were

Return
“That was a fun little
trip, wasn’t it?”

“Definitely. It’s so
wonderful to see a project get off to a good start like that.”
“In all honesty, I’m
even a little surprised at how well they took to it.”
“I wasn’t.”
“Seriously?”
“I’ve
told you, vore is becoming more common every day in our society, and
while it can seem scary to people who haven’t encountered it
before, people really just want to understand what’s going on. The
programs we have been

The care and Feeding of Freaky Plants,
Ch. 9
NOTICE: The State of California Has
Found Evidence That These Students May Cause Cancer When Consumed in
Sufficient Quantity
The
student body of Sunny Valley High sat in their auditorium, bored.
They’d all been told that a ‘new and exciting!’ science program
was being started up today, but there were few who actually though
anything of it. One of these few was Cynthia Culpepper, a shy nerdy
girl with pigtails and oversized secondhand glasses sit

The Care and Feeding of
Freaky Plants, Ch. 8
Road Trip
James and Melissa
stayed in the shower for a long time, only emerging after the hot
water had been completely depleted. Clean and satisfied, the pair
dressed and went into the kitchen. Cassie was gone, replaced by a
note explaining that she was next door in the gardens. Realizing for
the first time just how late in the day it was (and how behind on
maintenance they were), the couple scarfed down a quick brunch and
hurried on over. Cassie was

Morning dawned on
the town of Verdesford, bathing the town in summer sunlight, rich as
gold. One particular shaft of light fell through the open window of
James Gardner’s bedroom, illuminating motes of dust and pollen
drifting in on the breeze. The morning rays flowed across the brown
carpet until they ran into a wall of sheets dangling from the side of
the bed. Undeterred, the golden beams scaled the covers like silent
mountaineers, rolling up and over the top of the bed to rest on the
face o

The Care and
Feeding of Freaky Plants Ch. 6Picky Eater“I just don’t
get it.”“Me neither.”“This should be working!
All of the necessary properties are there!”“Hey guys,
whacha’ doin’?” Ann cut in. James, Cassie, and Melissa all
turned away from the flowerbed they were standing around.“We’re
trying to get this Venus Girltrap to grow, and it just won’t do
it,” James explained, somewhat glad of the distraction. Somehow in
the past week he’d been promoted from ‘garde

Chapter 5: Ann's (Unintended) Vore
Presentation"Ann? I said you can begin when
ready.""O-ok miss Andrews," she replied
nervously. This was a disaster. If she had just picked a topic of her
own, done the work, this would have all gone fine. It would be boring
as shit and the grade would suck, but it wouldn't be...dangerous.Ann
gulped and shuffled her notes. She'd never done anything dangerous
before. Well, anything that endangered others. According to the
safety manual, she wa

Ch 4New Girl in TownSoon
James and Melissa were back in the van and back at Mr. Amsley's
house. They went about their jobs as normal, until a beat-up sedan
pulled up to the front of the house. Out climbed a girl about 18
years old, with sandy hair and a toned body."Hey, have
either of you seen my uncle?" She asked, approaching the house.
"Older guy, has a British accent, lives here? I told him I was
coming today." James looked at Melissa, who stepped
forward."You must be

Chapter 3: Public EducationJames’s
life was over. He wished he’d never agreed to work for Professor
Amsley. If he hadn’t, then Isabelle would still be alive, his
family would be happy, and he might even have a normal summer job, as
opposed to spending his days locked in his room while his mother
campaigned to have him and Melissa thrown in prison for raping and
murdering his sister. He moaned and rolled over on his bed.Hell,
why didn’t he just lie about it? Say Isabelle ran away, just
pr

The Care and Feeding of Freaky Plants,
Chapter 1
CHAPTER 1: APPETIZER
Being a
plant-sitter is not an easy job; James was rather dismayed to
discover this the hard way when his next-door-neighbor hired him for
that very purpose. The old geezer was rich, polite, and kept to
himself. That was really all James knew about him until he ran into
him on the sidewalk the day after school let out one year.
On that occasion,
the amiable recluse was strolling along with a bunch of paper posters
tucked under