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>> Eat him here.
You reply, "...Yeah. She's alright. has some issues, but overall a nice enough gal. Heck of a partier!" and you subtly lick your lips while you look at the hyena out of the corner of your eye. "Edward, right?" you ask.
"Yeah, that's me, Zee!" he says, grinning right before his face contorts into a look of shocked horror at you descend upon him.
HOMF!
You engulf his head in one swift bite, swallowing it halfway down with a flick of your tongue.
Schplurpglupgumpf!
Down, down he goes toward the pit of your stomach. Deftly, you work your jaws around his form and keep his flailing arms from poking you in the eye or something. However, halfway through your meal, you realize you were so wrapped up in looking cool and nonchalante that you forgot to make sure no one was around to see!
...Shit. There's a squirrel frozen in place, looking right at you. At least, you think she's a squirrel. Doesn't have a tail. That's weird. Maybe she lost it in an accident or someth—No time to think about that now; you have to do something!
ZEE GOT ONE COOL POINT!
NOTE: Edward belongs to EdwardHyena and Berri belongs to Rare.
OPTIONS:
http://www.strawpoll.me/12121285
NOTE: Voting ended at 2:20 a.m. EST. The results are as-follows:
Finish Edward: 1-89 (90 votes)
Spit out Edward: 90-111 (22 votes)
Result: 96 (Spit out Edward and come up with a damn good excuse.)
Success: 1-40
Failure: 41-100
Result: 49 (Failure!)
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Posted by tiredtomato 8 years ago Report
"no, no, i swear we were just kissing...
deeply"
Posted by Humbug 8 years ago Report
Spoilers: That's actually really close to what I have in mind. XD
Posted by Kasra 8 years ago Report
...I was going to vote to finish and chase before I saw this.
Posted by Humbug 8 years ago Report
XD
And this is why I usually don't say how I'm going to resolve an action.
Just know that that's only one of several ideas I had for that option, depending on how the roll goes. :)
Posted by DarkPinkie 8 years ago Report
Real deeply.
Posted by Thefoxcyan 8 years ago Report
good job, good sir
Posted by Humbug 8 years ago Report
Thank you. :)
Posted by Thefoxcyan 8 years ago Report
keep up the good work
Posted by CaptainMoke 8 years ago Report
Where are people's sense of adventure? Snarfing people is all well and good, but think of the comical outcomes of taking slightly riskier actions!
Posted by Humbug 8 years ago Report
I learned long ago that people tend to take the safe route, then the vore route, then everything else, in that order.
That's why I randomize the actual chosen outcome by weighted percents instead of just going with majority rule now. I've been much more pleased since I started doing that. :D
Posted by Thatonepred 8 years ago Report
And it's certainly had some enjoyable outcomes for that. :D
Posted by Humbug 8 years ago Report
Glad you agree!
Posted by Achilles 8 years ago Report
Haha. Poor Edward! :D
Posted by Humbug 8 years ago Report
Yeah. D8