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A woman named Joyce learns that her job at a snack food factory gives her access to some HDTF-based safety equipment. A bit of misbehavior leads to the creation of an unusually hearty snack for a lucky skater.
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A strange version of insomnia this time. I woke up five hours early and couldn't get BACK to sleep.
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Posted by Groblek 7 years ago Report
Heh, fun! I foresee misuse of industrial equipment becoming a minor problem in this universe.
Posted by marloweny 7 years ago Report
Ever since that story where a lady got laminated, I've been toying with the idea of someone getting "packaged" like this. Now the fun part is seeing what other machines can have fun misuses.
Posted by cartooncrazed13 7 years ago Report
Which story was that?
Posted by marloweny 7 years ago Report
That'd be this one: https://aryion.com/g4/view/393607
Posted by cartooncrazed13 7 years ago Report
Thank you, I read it before but I forgot it.
Posted by sweetladyamy 7 years ago Report
I couldn't help but lmfao at the end.
Posted by marloweny 7 years ago Report
Glad you liked it.
Posted by chimcharinsanity 7 years ago Report
I just imagine them finding out about this and taking advantage of it. I see them putting various animals in the packages and giving them clever slogans after random analogies, such as"Frog in your throat" or "So hungry I could eat a horse" xD
Great story!
Posted by marloweny 7 years ago Report
"It says the serving size for 'Have A Cow, Man' Beef Snacks is one packet, 1,850,000 calories."
Posted by Resileaf 7 years ago Report
We're gonna run out of animals.
Posted by Adseria 7 years ago Report
"She alternately shoved and tugged at the bar, shovinging herself a few inches deep and pulling herself free."
Shovinge. Verb. To repeatedly insert oneself into a food-packaging machine.
Sorry. Grammar Nazi, I know.
Posted by marloweny 7 years ago Report
It wouldn't be a Marloweny story if it didn't have boneheaded typos.
Posted by Adseria 7 years ago Report
True enough. :P
Posted by DRayElliott 7 years ago Report
Nice to see my suggestion of the HDTF as a piece of safety equipment being used.
Posted by marloweny 7 years ago Report
I knew someone had recommended it, but I couldn't remember who.