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A woman named Joyce learns that her job at a snack food factory gives her access to some HDTF-based safety equipment. A bit of misbehavior leads to the creation of an unusually hearty snack for a lucky skater.

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A strange version of insomnia this time. I woke up five hours early and couldn't get BACK to sleep.

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Groblek

Posted by Groblek 7 years ago Report

Heh, fun! I foresee misuse of industrial equipment becoming a minor problem in this universe.

marloweny

Posted by marloweny 7 years ago Report

Ever since that story where a lady got laminated, I've been toying with the idea of someone getting "packaged" like this. Now the fun part is seeing what other machines can have fun misuses.

cartooncrazed13

Posted by cartooncrazed13 7 years ago Report

Which story was that?

marloweny

Posted by marloweny 7 years ago Report

That'd be this one: https://aryion.com/g4/view/393607

cartooncrazed13

Posted by cartooncrazed13 7 years ago Report

Thank you, I read it before but I forgot it.

sweetladyamy

Posted by sweetladyamy 7 years ago Report

I couldn't help but lmfao at the end.

marloweny

Posted by marloweny 7 years ago Report

Glad you liked it.

chimcharinsanity

Posted by chimcharinsanity 7 years ago Report

I just imagine them finding out about this and taking advantage of it. I see them putting various animals in the packages and giving them clever slogans after random analogies, such as"Frog in your throat" or "So hungry I could eat a horse" xD

Great story!

marloweny

Posted by marloweny 7 years ago Report

"It says the serving size for 'Have A Cow, Man' Beef Snacks is one packet, 1,850,000 calories."

Resileaf

Posted by Resileaf 7 years ago Report

We're gonna run out of animals.

Adseria

Posted by Adseria 7 years ago Report

"She alternately shoved and tugged at the bar, shovinging herself a few inches deep and pulling herself free."

Shovinge. Verb. To repeatedly insert oneself into a food-packaging machine.

Sorry. Grammar Nazi, I know.

marloweny

Posted by marloweny 7 years ago Report

It wouldn't be a Marloweny story if it didn't have boneheaded typos.

Adseria

Posted by Adseria 7 years ago Report

True enough. :P

DRayElliott

Posted by DRayElliott 7 years ago Report

Nice to see my suggestion of the HDTF as a piece of safety equipment being used.

marloweny

Posted by marloweny 7 years ago Report

I knew someone had recommended it, but I couldn't remember who.