Well it’s an inevitability that they’ll eventually run out once I figure out how to make a portal that sucks all the cats in the world into a void. And the only exit is right above my mouth!
W-wow, with how many cats there are in the world, that'd... Make you absolutely huge! Heck, I mean... Even after they're all gone, I'd be surprised if you could even move with the new additions :O
E-eeep... W-well, u-uh... I'll have to make sure I've got plenty of small pets on hand! O̶r̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶e̶l̶s̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶g̶r̶a̶b̶b̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶r̶a̶n̶g̶e̶ ̶I̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶s̶t̶u̶f̶f̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶m̶a̶w̶
You’re in luck actually! This is six out of the ten pages I’m getting. :3
And quite so, kittens are my favourite food for their nutrients as well as taste! And they’re also just so cute that I can’t help myself and sometimes just scarf ‘em down!
Posted by MitternachtVonK 5 years ago Report
I really do love kitties, they're the best food to fill my belly! uwu;;
Posted by linthia 5 years ago Report
Not sure they're agree being your food tho~
Posted by MitternachtVonK 5 years ago Report
In the end it’s their loss, soon they’ll all be a bunch of fat and they won’t need to worry about agreeing or disagreeing anymore. ;3
Posted by linthia 5 years ago Report
Well that's true..~ !
Posted by JustaLurkingPony 5 years ago Report
Mhmm mmm, certainly can't argue with that!
Posted by MitternachtVonK 5 years ago Report
Feral cats make the objectively best prey~!
Posted by JustaLurkingPony 5 years ago Report
Oh yes! Such nice, squirming snacks... and there's certainly no shootage of 'em! Plenty to convert to fat :3
Posted by MitternachtVonK 5 years ago Report
Gotta eat 'em all till there's none left. uwu
Posted by JustaLurkingPony 5 years ago Report
G-gosh... Well, you'll certainly never be at a loss for food then... Or fat :P
Posted by MitternachtVonK 5 years ago Report
Well it’s an inevitability that they’ll eventually run out once I figure out how to make a portal that sucks all the cats in the world into a void. And the only exit is right above my mouth!
Posted by JustaLurkingPony 5 years ago Report
W-wow, with how many cats there are in the world, that'd... Make you absolutely huge! Heck, I mean... Even after they're all gone, I'd be surprised if you could even move with the new additions :O
Posted by MitternachtVonK 5 years ago Report
Where there's a will, there's a way! I can digest 'em and still manage to walk around! Probably, somehow!
Posted by JustaLurkingPony 5 years ago Report
W-well, I'm not quite convinced, but, I certainly don't think I'd mind seeing that. Nor your attempts to move after :P
Posted by MitternachtVonK 5 years ago Report
I'm glad to hear it. uvu
And oh, trust me. I could find a way. Ohohohohohoh.
OOOOOH I could find a way! :3
Posted by JustaLurkingPony 5 years ago Report
H̶u̶f̶f̶f̶.̶.̶.̶ ̶H̶o̶n̶e̶s̶t̶l̶y̶,̶ ̶k̶e̶e̶p̶ ̶t̶a̶l̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶w̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶n̶e̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶ ̶p̶o̶r̶t̶a̶l̶.̶.̶.̶ ̶I̶'̶d̶ ̶g̶a̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶u̶p̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶f̶e̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶i̶n̶,̶ ̶m̶y̶s̶e̶l̶f̶
Posted by MitternachtVonK 5 years ago Report
Oh? A personal gatherer? Yes please. uwu
Posted by JustaLurkingPony 5 years ago Report
I could u-uh, be your personal belly rubber, too! Rub, and knead, and help you get all of those cats down to fat
Posted by MitternachtVonK 5 years ago Report
I would adore that. uwu
Be careful tho! If I get hungry and nothing else is around, you might be rubbing it from the inside. Uhuhuhuhu.
Posted by JustaLurkingPony 5 years ago Report
E-eeep... W-well, u-uh... I'll have to make sure I've got plenty of small pets on hand! O̶r̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶e̶l̶s̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶g̶r̶a̶b̶b̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶r̶a̶n̶g̶e̶ ̶I̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶s̶t̶u̶f̶f̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶m̶a̶w̶
Posted by MitternachtVonK 5 years ago Report
Indeed you will uwu~
Posted by Undernom 5 years ago Report
They look great on you!~
Posted by MitternachtVonK 5 years ago Report
Thanks! I couldn't agree more! uwu7
Posted by Undernom 5 years ago Report
Do you only eat smol pets? Or is it just today's craving? o3o"""
Posted by MitternachtVonK 5 years ago Report
I eat anything I can get my hands on! :>
Posted by Undernom 5 years ago Report
E-Eeek >//<
Posted by MitternachtVonK 5 years ago Report
I can't help it, I get so hungry so I just eat, eat, eat, eat, eat.
Posted by Undernom 5 years ago Report
I guess that makes sense...
Posted by MitternachtVonK 5 years ago Report
You know it ;3
Posted by F1reDem0n 5 years ago Report
I hope there's more to this. Please tell me there's more to this. >3<
Also the kittens will make the big Giraffe more round and plump. So they'll be adding to something bigger and more hot. Literally. xD
Posted by MitternachtVonK 5 years ago Report
You’re in luck actually! This is six out of the ten pages I’m getting. :3
And quite so, kittens are my favourite food for their nutrients as well as taste! And they’re also just so cute that I can’t help myself and sometimes just scarf ‘em down!
Posted by dig3st4me 5 years ago Report
I absolutely love that!