Rosaline took a hefty bite of pizza and chewed at it angrily while the teen,( definitely the one who took her order, she was sure of it) droned a stock answer over the phone, that the driver had "accidentally forgotten" the other five boxes in Rosaline's 'Bigger Than A Horse' deal's order. "C'mon, this sucks . Not my order, barely any toppings, late and still lukewarm."

The other voice paused, no doubt hearing the loud chewing sound Rosaline was talking through, and suppressing the urge to point out she was clearly still enjoying what she'd gotten. Instead she followed the script.

"YES, I want a refund! And a replacement. I'm starving over here and I know MY pizza is gonna be stone cold by now. Wherever you've left it." She swallowed the tennis ball sized lump of masticated cheese and dough with a wet glrk! as the woman sighed and promised to deliver both ASAP, personally.

Hanging up, she eyed the greasy treat in her fingers, one strand of oozing cheese threatening to drip onto her taut belly. An incredibly muffled yet sharp pop near her navel drew her attention. It was quickly followed with an identical pomf as the enormous mass in her stomach lurched and the front end heaved downards several inches with a much more audible sound of shifting wetness. She could just barely hear several meaty glop's moments before an enormous belch erupted from her throat, spraying saliva over the stretched surface of her gut.

Licking spittle from her lips Rosaline grimaced at the lingering tang of stale air and rubber it had left behind, and without a second thought crammed the rest of the pizza into her mouth to combat the taste. Chewing heartily, she contemplated ordering Chinese instead.

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Remember Rosaline from several years back? Ever wondered if she could eat something as big as say...a car?

Well, the better question might have been why would she try to eat a car? I feel like not getting the regular food she was expecting is a pretty justified reason!

Well...in her eyes at least.

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