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After M'ress's various predatory adventures, a somewhat cruel joke arose on the Enterprise. She was the ship's "Carnivorous pussy."
Sadly, she didn't take the joke well at all, and when Crewman McKnight related it to her, she showed him just how carnivorous hers was.
And after the longsuffering Chief Kyle beamed McKnight back into existence and M'ress presented him with a partially digested uniform boot as a memento, a somewhat cruel joke began to circulate about HIM.
They called him "Crewman McCatshit."
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I don't usually go for humanoid females doing UB, but someone asked me very nicely at Further Confusion to draw her UBing someone. Lacking any other inspiration today, here we are. Presumably this is another ability she picked up hanging out with Ripper and his magic-using friends on shore leave. 83
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Posted by KKtheneko 5 years ago Report
Is this part of starfleets new interspecies cultural exchange? Cause if so I’m applying to starfleet
Posted by Strega 5 years ago Report
https://e621.net/posts/1629195
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Posted by KKtheneko 5 years ago Report
Ah yes a classic, This is the only thing that makes me question my loyalty to the Terran empire, xeno compatibility has its upsides
Posted by KingOfRust 5 years ago Report
may i join im a 2 feet slime but in my humanoid form im 8 feet
Posted by Amnael 5 years ago Report
When they call him that she could have at least showed him the backdoor x3
And disposed somewhere public :p
Could also ask the teleporter crew to turn him into Mcmouse food... And just show him the ancient story of lemmi wings ¦3
Posted by Strega 5 years ago Report
More than once I’ve seen a small prey insertion pic and thought of Lemmiwinks. 83
Posted by testuser 5 years ago Report
Hungry pussy~
Posted by Paraffine 5 years ago Report
Somehow I think this wouldn't be the most awkward thing the teleporter crew had to "witness". Imagine they write a book and call it "The Untold Stories Of The Pad"... now, that would be an interesting read...
Well done on the pic! That tail-tuft is most adorable.
Posted by Strega 5 years ago Report
Someone did a couple of great blog entries called "Blue Stripe". One is the diary of a replicator repairman and another of a holodeck janitor. They witness the most embarrassing things. 83
https://www.somethingawful.com/news/blue-stripe-life-4/
https://www.somethingawful.com/news/blue-stripe-life/
Posted by Paraffine 5 years ago Report
Heh, interesting ideas. Some hints at real world things (like Riker putting on a few pounds) but it reads like it was compiled from various newsgroups posts. Very strange. No lewds, sadly :]
Posted by redsquallff8 5 years ago Report
Id like to fill his spot. I think shed not eat a human so easily