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Another trade for help to SenpaiVore. Carla came up with a clever rhyme and policy for those who neglect to rewind their rentals.
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Posted by doomed 3 years ago Report
lol , the temptation to be late is stong
Posted by hotpocketshogun 3 years ago Report
Bringing late rentals, not bringing them back, shoplifting, lingering after closing time, lingering close to closing time, not rewinding, not joining the rewards programs, asking why there's still an open VHS rental store open in this day and age and otherwise annoying the staff all get you shoved up a butt.
Posted by absolute 3 years ago Report
That... thats just insane... why would anyone with survival instincts even step NEAR that store if theres so many things that'd end with you dying in someones ass?
Posted by hotpocketshogun 3 years ago Report
well no one who does those things lives to tell anyone about the consequences
Posted by absolute 3 years ago Report
There are 2 rules directly stated to lead to your death!
Posted by hotpocketshogun 3 years ago Report
Who reads those though?
Posted by hotpocketshogun 3 years ago Report
Ah, looking at your profile, I'm starting to assume you're looking for more cerebral answers rather than these of facetious nonchalance. The fatal aspect adds to the "erotic imperilment", but is, itself, an absurd idea. Nothing in its right mind would be seeking out such a demise. The idea of it being nonchalantly and openly stated merely adds to the absurdity. At least I think that's one facet to it.
Posted by absolute 3 years ago Report
Huh... +respect for you. And -respect for myself.
Posted by hotpocketshogun 3 years ago Report
For commenting on some random thing on the internet? You gotta take it easier on yourself, my dood.
Posted by absolute 3 years ago Report
Meh. I never liked myself much.
Posted by hotpocketshogun 3 years ago Report
I'd recommend it. You'll be spending your whole life together.
Posted by Vstar66 3 years ago Report
I'd definitely not rewind lol
Posted by hotpocketshogun 3 years ago Report
Ikr? It's such a pain in the ass...
Posted by AssVFanatic 3 years ago Report
Got the munchies but butt
Posted by hotpocketshogun 3 years ago Report
Butt munch
Posted by Moxxieasslover 3 years ago Report
She is a litle bit Toooo Thicc (nice)
Posted by hotpocketshogun 3 years ago Report
Such irony coming from a moxxie ass lover. Sometimes you must thiccen them up off-model to show the true girth of their ass.
Posted by SuperheroFood 3 years ago Report
Great work, loved it.
Posted by hotpocketshogun 3 years ago Report
why thank you