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You're not the first person to get in trouble by not reading the warning signs at Friendly Beach. You are just the one who manages to screw it up so badly you only get to visit once.
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Posted by manifold 2 years ago Report
Oops! On the bright side at least there's no need for him to worry about having impregnated a human and he got off three times. Really, far better this way. For him at least, and well... I can say that final use he got out of my face would have had me more than a little distracted from the impending doom.
Posted by Strega 2 years ago Report
The animals don't worry about impregnating anyone, that's the human's problem. Though one of the anthros on the beach is the result of a human male on feral female pairing. 83
Posted by manifold 2 years ago Report
Heh, I was just being unreasonably optimistic and looking for any sort of silver lining. :P
That sounds like an interesting tale in and of itself though I imagine that pairing didn't end in a belch.
Posted by Strega 2 years ago Report
It didn't. What did happen was the female sea otter abandoned her half-human child and he ended up getting raised by the beach patrol. That's how Beachcomber happened. Half-breeds experience a lot of problems regardless of who raises them as kids (and the people in general) are mean. It's remarkable the three who hang out on the beach are as well abjusted as they are.
Posted by Fischie 2 years ago Report
That is a very nice twist on the friendly beach theme. Reminds me of this sticker saying "remove all warnings and let Darwin do his thing"
Apparently not even that was necessary in this case.
Posted by Strega 2 years ago Report
Not reading the signs has gotten a lot of people into trouble, but at least they reform at the one beach. Trauma from having been eaten is better than a lack of trauma due to a one time trip through something's digestive tract.