If you go into the caves today,
your sure of a big surprise.
If you go into the caves today,
your gonna be eaten by slimes!






LORE BYTE!
Green Stuff:
The following is a transcript of a strange parchment found in an underground tunnel in the western Under-Empire.
Hey ugly! Yes I’m talking to you! Don’t you ever get tired of being so hideously deformed that mirrors break whenever you go to check your greasy hair? Well don’t worry! All of this can be fixed with Green Stuff™! This incredible formula, liberated from the labs of Ocyira by Yargril Industries top team of corporate espionage specialists, will show its effects in mere moments! Just apply this miraculous substance to any part of your body and it will immediately begin to work its magic! Harmlessly breaking down and dissolving your body into a soft gelatinous slime that can be reformed into any shape AT WILL!
No longer will you have to wallow In self pity about your hideous appearance, saddened by the fact that you only get one chance in life and you fucked up so badly at the first hurdle that you’ll never be able to truly recover.
No longer will you have to live in anguish about how you were born the wrong sex, or long to know what it’s like to have wings, all your bodily problems will just melt away with just a small application of this fancy formula.
So what are you waiting for?
Head on down to your local black market dealer and look for the bottle of green fluid in the distinctive ‘Y’ shaped flask!
Don’t bother asking about it though, because we snuck the bottle in without the dealer noticing, so he probably has no idea what it is.
WARNING: terms such as ‘melt’ ‘breaking down’ and ‘dissolve’ are not euphemisms, Green Stuff™ is a corrosive enzyme that literally melts your body, while this does not kill you it can leave lasting mental scarring, if you experience any of the following effects; resistance to blunt force trauma, the ability to compress and expand your body at will, the ability to reshape you body at will, green (or any other colour) colouration of your entire body, your skin taking on a sticky, smooth texture, or an unrelenting desire to consume any and all biomass (especially flesh), adding it to your own, then Yargril Industries takes no responsibility.

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