Eating that barista may not have been the best decision of my life. I managed to convince my mom to buy me new clothes, but she didn't seem too happy about it. All the more reason to hold back on my predatory binges. My local coffee shop had also banned me for life. Understandable, given one of their employees was currently padding my waistline. It wasn't a huge loss, anyway, there were other places I could go for cheap, carbohydrate-layden treats.
I hadn't eaten anyone
Mid-Class Meal
By: OctoGravy
Favorited: 3 years ago