Everyone loved El Kabong; that much was obvious. He was the second least stupid person in Jellystone, only behind Bobbie Looey, but only because she was secretly a manipulative bitch. So, if he was the coolest guy in town, he was bound to be living in the lap of luxury, right? Well, no. Because the people of Jellystone were, for all intents and purposes, babies, at least when it came to not harming themselves accidentally or getting the town destroyed. So, with it being up to him to keep everyon

Handy was carrying his toolbox to the kitchen sink, as it was broken. As he had no hands, despite his name, he was carrying them with his teeth. He dropped the box down, narrowly avoiding hitting his foot and began to get to work after biting open the kitchen cupboard door. With his wrench in his teeth, he began to tighten valves or something I don’t fucking know.




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Mackenzie liked the life he lead, that was certain. He had two husbands (don’t ask about the legality of that) and both of them loved him dearly. They were his childhood friends Rusty and Jack. Jack was a game developer, having created his own indie game at 15 (called Huggy of Garten Charles at Neighbour’s) that received, in Jack’s own words: “An unfair, disgusting and kind of demoralising amount of praise for an incredibly basic parody of mascot horror.” After del

Chilli Heeler was sat in the family car, her head pressed against the steering wheel. She sighed, having had an exhausting day at work. Her breath was heavy, her fur wet from the rain outside and her arms laying limply at her sides. Her thoughts were exclusively of how stressful her day had been and how badly she had screwed up. With a bandaged wound on her right shoulder, she checked the bloodied wrappings and sighed once more. Pulling out her phone, she scrolled through her contacts and phoned

Bluey and Bingo were sat at opposite ends of the sofa one evening. They were watching a retrospective on Skyrim for every single aspect of the game. It was multiple parts long and took them several days to finish.




“This game sounds fucking shite, mate. I never want to play anything made nearly two fucking decades ago.” Bluey said, turning off YouTube and putting on music.