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"Aren't you an herbivore?"
"Almost. Just one exception. Mmmm..."
"Uh.. Uhm... Are you-- are you sure you know what to do with that beak?"
"I'm eager to learn!"
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Now as all monster-girl cryptozoologists know, and as is attested in the font of all monster-girl knowledge (http://mjm202036.pbworks.com/w/page/8689470/Monster%20Girls%20Encyclopedia), there is one regular staple of the monster-girl diet that, well... it's not -that- hard to obtain, but only in small quantities. Even the vegetarian species too friendly to gobble up unwary humans still usually have put one particular human protein on the menu. (I'm not making this up.)
But what about the dinosaur monster-girls? Unless Ken Hovind turns out to be right, didn't they live millions of years before there were any people running around? How sad for them - always that one taste they can't place they have a hankering for. Running around, pinning down surprised proto-mammalians, they still come away wiping their face and thinking it wasn't -quite- right. How happy must those Land That Time Forgot dino-girls been when they cornered a frightened human in the back of a cave. "You! Drop your pants! Now!" :D
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"Four," you say. Or perhaps you say, "Swordsie," because we're such good friends. "Didn't you make a big stink about the difference between monster-girls and anthros? Isn't this just an anthro dino?"
"Shut up, you!" I say in the friendliest way possible. (After all, we are such good friends.) See, randomman29's Pandora was beautiful just the way she was, and I felt too Mister Rogersy to make her all scary. Besides, I put her with a human, so that counts for something, doesn't it? Maybe? Kinda. Oh, shut up.
30 Days of Monster-Girls 14 - Dino-girl
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Posted by Skittles209 11 years ago Report
Pandora looks so awesome in this. Fear the beak...(s)....
Out of jokes sorry.
Posted by 4ofSwords 11 years ago Report
<grin> Thanks!
Posted by steven1950 11 years ago Report
oh god i cant belive that manuel is still around i need to go look at it agian so many good laughs from it
Posted by 4ofSwords 11 years ago Report
<grin>
Posted by steven1950 11 years ago Report
a magical world were magic is fueled by cum ah only thing that suck is if you were gay and dropped here
Posted by e_voyager 11 years ago Report
i think they have a could of monster for that like the alpi or some name like that. but a lot of them are for fetishes that are rare. if you find yourself there you'd better trying and find a girl to fit you needs cause if one you don't like gets you you're stuck with her
Posted by nephilim 11 years ago Report
She looks like that character from a Land Before Time @_@ Not sure how I feel about that
Posted by 4ofSwords 11 years ago Report
Everybody grows up. Even Drew Barrymore. :D
Posted by Imrhys 11 years ago Report
Awwww, and the humans never knew all those disappearances through the years were time warps, taking delicacies back to the dino's that loved us so.
It wasn't a comet that drove dino's to extinction, it was the breaking of their time machine and losing access to their human supplemental food supply *chuckles*
Posted by 4ofSwords 11 years ago Report
That all makes so much sense to me now! Maybe the comet landed on their time machine.
Posted by Imrhys 11 years ago Report
Damned humans and their infernal technology! You know it was REALLY a GPS satelite, right?