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Inga, a character in a story I'm working on, is a wandering gul adventurer seen here in her city garb. While law abiding, she's also well known to be a 'gulper' - the common term for a creature able to swallow a human whole.
Various city guards take advantage of this by looking the other way when habitual ne'er-do-wells bother her. The official explanation for what happens next is always the same:
"The miscreant evaded capture by escaping through the city sewer system." It has the benefit of being mostly accurate.
Note: Inga's named was changed from 'Vara' due to a name conflict on FA.
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Posted by Fischie 7 years ago Report
She looks like an interesting character. And the woman can be lucky she ran into one of the rare occasions where not recognizing one of your predators is safe. I wonder if the well fed lady would try to appear vulnerable on ourpose to avoid having to find food instead of the other way round.
Posted by Strega 7 years ago Report
Vera doesn't usually eat people in cities and when she does it's often people the guard gives her to eat - much like Bartleby the badger. She also doesn't usually go out in public while digesting soneone so this would be a rare event. The joke was too amusing to pass up, though. 83
Posted by thtiger 7 years ago Report
reminds me of the old joke about people who picked a fight with a notorious gunfighter.
The sheriff's report would read.
Cause of death: Suicide.
Posted by charlesdeleroy 7 years ago Report
*Charline de Lyon hmms* Charles?
*Charles da Hyooman timidly approaches* Y-yes, oh mighty lioness goddess who is perfect in every way?
*Charline nods toward Inga* Go feed yourself to her.
*Charles hopelessly obeys* :C
It's A Miserable Life ;D