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Dungeons and Dragons and Dicks and Double D's By ryanshowseason3 -- Report

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Barry doesn't think girls should play D&D, Stacy thinks they totally can. A battle of wills begins and only one character and player will come out solid. Will Stacy end up as cock slop? Or Barry as bouncing boobs?

Just some casual smut for ya'll. Nothing epic or ground breaking. Although this is almost completely by the rules of 5th edition. I'm only really stretching things on number of 1st level spells and hit dice. A couple casters could actually easily pull this trick on higher level enemies...

No tags to spoil it plz ;P

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https://aryion.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=88&t=32934&p=2689863#p2689863

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nbe21

Posted by nbe21 5 years ago Report

Hot but still makes me want more of your lovely CV stuff for how rare it seems to be XD

Omnium51

Posted by Omnium51 5 years ago Report

Wow, that was a very sexy and fun read! I don't know much about D&D, but if there's a campaign where characters have abilities like that I'd certainly be interested. Without spoiling, I want to say that I absolutely loved the dynamic between predator and prey here. The power plays seemed so natural to the predator, and they really had the other player at their mercy from step one.

Arrogancy

Posted by Arrogancy 5 years ago Report

Man the nerd in me is both interested in the content, and picking apart the multi-edition rules implemented. I'm annoying myself out of arousal.

Capreolus

Posted by Capreolus 5 years ago Report

Nerdist story ever. The D&D player in me loved the scheme. XD

NRawk

Posted by NRawk 5 years ago Report

Geeze, this roller coaster of a ride! At first I was going to call bullshit, but realized I didn't know 5e and looked into the rules a bit. Then I mistakenly read the Sleep spell and thought this would work (which pissed me off since in DnD you're either a caster or a caster's bitch), but then read Sleep again and saw it worked off hit points not hit die, so I'm back to where I initially thought! Even if you roll max for the Sleep spell (which would be 40 for a level 1 wizard) there is no way you can effect a level 20 Barbarian (who on average would have 140+ hit points).
I'm all for ridiculous stories and bending certain rules, but at the very least I know this plan wouldn't actually work.
Still, I don't really care since I'm just fapping to this anyway, the premise just bugged me is all. Also it's nice to see a DnD enthusiast in this community :D

dagar

Posted by dagar 5 years ago Report

Ohh the massive D&D nut in me is erked by the rule shifts in this. At least the sleep one is explained, but a few other points are missed. Sleep always gives a saving throw, as most spells are either a saving throw, or a ranged touch attack, or both. Then there is the fact that regardless of the idea of casting it twice, if he woke up it'd be on his turn, allowing him to grapple her and stop her from casting it again as she can't use still spell at level one. He'd survive long enough to wake up as well, as a barbarian has a ridiculously strong fortitude save due to con being one of their most important stats and their base save being good as well.

Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the story as I always do with your works.... but this one made me eye twitch a bit. ^^;

HungryLion812

Posted by HungryLion812 5 years ago Report

This story, I like it! Another!

33defence

Posted by 33defence 5 years ago Report

More d&d would be amazing. Though, the no save was kind of BS, not gonna lie. My bard would have been broken if sleep worked like that.

ryanshowseason3

Posted by ryanshowseason3 5 years ago Report

5th ed is up to 5d8 hit points goes night night, more with levels and no saving throw. It's conceivable to be able to take down a much higher level foe like this. So the story isn't that far off the mark.

33defence

Posted by 33defence 5 years ago Report

Ah. I used to do more pathfinder than d&d, and in that it was a lot less broken, due to needing a will save. I should have been pissing my DM off a lot more than I was. Though, one day soon her luck will run out and she's gonna get stuck facing an elf, mark my words.