Twas the night before Christmas, and all were asleep.
Save for poor ol’ Chrisy, tossing and turning in bed
It was not anticipation for jolly Saint Nick, for She is much to old for such fables.
Instead she wreathed in pain, an injury from earlier that day.
Out on a date, with her lover named Lucy, misfortune only a corner away
Right in their path, was a trio of college bullies, jealous of Lucy, looking all so pretty
Krampus's naughty gift for nice "boys and gir
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