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Lauren's Lizard and the Lacy Lingerie Ladies By PrinnyDood -- Report

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In this short and rather silly tale, the frequently-vexed Lauren (who appears previously in Ice Cream You Scream & Cheerleaders With Sprinkles) attempts to get a job modeling lingerie, but her relentlessly voracious lizard tags along . . . for predictable results.

I know this one was suppose to be part of the Vignette Theater voting options, but it was mostly done, and a certain illustration-drawing Nalzindar expressed some interest in something with Lauren & the Lizard, so I just finished it up for consumption.

So have a bit of vorish silliness, everyone!

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longwayofftiff

Posted by longwayofftiff 5 years ago Report

Lauren really needs to get her lizard friend under control. He's impossible!!

PrinnyDood

Posted by PrinnyDood 5 years ago Report

Ha, yeah, he really is just incorrigible, isn't he? Always eating up those cuties no matter how inappropriate!

Nalzindar

Posted by Nalzindar 5 years ago Report

Hehe, you gotta love this couple, poor Lauren and her ever so polite and gluttonous lizard. Funny, silly and sexy at the same time. I guess that one of the things that appeal to me is the lack of serious drama, the stories about Lauren & co are lighthearted and entertaining.

I guess the lesson learned from this is that you shouldn't come out of hiding before the lizard is gone!
I wonder though whether Lauren eventually went to the other model bureau which her lizard recommended...

PrinnyDood

Posted by PrinnyDood 5 years ago Report

Thanks!

Yeah, it's been a while since I wrote them, but its very fun nonetheless to veer off into a highly silly land of lizards and their exasperated 'keepers'.

Who knows! She certainly does have the looks for modeling, though one can't help but wonder if the lizard would be better behaved if she did take his advice.

chechico

Posted by chechico 5 years ago Report

I love this series

PrinnyDood

Posted by PrinnyDood 5 years ago Report

Thank you! It's very fun to write about!

Philosoraptor

Posted by Philosoraptor 5 years ago Report

Silly yes, but well written and very entertaining as well. Traipsing around with such an improbable 'pet' as a giant, talking, woman-eating lizard made me think that despite her complaints, deep down inside Lauren really loves the attention she gets and the turn on she has watching it eat other girls. It would be funny if the reason she can take such a dangerous animal around in public and get away with all of the mayhem it's devouring ladies has caused, is because she was somehow able to get it legally licensed as her "emotional support animal" and she cannot be responsible for the resultant chaos. It would be interesting to see if she could somehow get it on a plane with her like some of the other exhibitionist with their crazy pets they claim they need for emotional support. Thanks for sharing!

PrinnyDood

Posted by PrinnyDood 5 years ago Report

Thanks!

Yeah, one really does have to wonder how genuine Lauren's protests are, with regards to the lizard's eating habits. She sure doesn't seem to stay upset long . . .

For a while I've kinda wanted to add a bit more context to Lauren's situation, and having the lizard legally classified as an 'emotional support animal' would be pretty amusing to say the least! Maybe the person doing the licensing paperwork that day just wasn't paying attention.

French_snack

Posted by French_snack 5 years ago Report

I like how Lauren sees the lizard's behaviour as an inconvenience to *her*. Somehow I get the feeling she's not the only one being inconvenienced when he gobbles up those luscious ladies. :D

She hated conversation with soon-to-be-digested people.
Awkward, yes! :p I'm probably a bad person, but there's something wickedly appealing about that.
Lauren's discomfort here is very different to Avrinn's chattiness with ladies who are being eaten, but they're both a lot of fun.

“To tell the truth . . . that last one might have been . . . somewhat on purpose.”
Bad lizard! Though in his defence, who could possibly resist such a pretty girl's cute, round little bottom? That would require an almost saintly level of self-control. :)

All round, a light and cheerful story I very much enjoyed!

PrinnyDood

Posted by PrinnyDood 5 years ago Report

Thanks!

Well, to be fair, the ladies getting eaten only have to put up with it once, while Lauren has to deal with the inconvenience of strangers and acquaintances being gobbled up all the time. It's hardly comparable! xP

And I agree, I very much enjoy these type of scenes where you have someone chatting with the soon-to-be-digested individual. Whether the disposition of the observer be annoyance, or sensual enjoyment (as is the case with Avrinn!).

IceCreamStand

Posted by IceCreamStand 4 years ago Report

Oh, this is such a delight. I love Lauren and her Lizard! When I came back to re-read the old ones and saw a brand new tale, I was absolutely thrilled. As always, you have such a great narrative voice in these pieces.

As an aside, I shamelessly borrowed your idea for a predatory lizard and girl pair in an RP I played the other night. My girl's name was Emily, and her lizard had the idea that nobody else was allowed to have that name.

PrinnyDood

Posted by PrinnyDood 4 years ago Report

Oh hey, you're alive! Awesome! ;P

But yeah, thanks, I'm glad you still enjoy the antics of these two! As I've said, they are heavily inspired by your stories, and probably wouldn't exist at all without your contributions.

Ohh, borrow away! And that sounds like a hilarious scenario . . . I imagine the other Emily(s) didn't win that 'debate'. xD