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The RULES signs on the Friendly Beach have 14 rules plus Rule Zero. This is still considered 14 rules. Recently, several incidents have caused the beach staff to consider adding a fifteenth rule.
Two such incidents involved the miraculous rebreather masks, which allow you to talk to various animals and stay underwater for about 90 minutes without so much as letting out a bubble.
The proposed Rule 15 would be something like "Make sure you have a way to take your breathing mask off once you're swallowed." It's a simple rule. Planning ahead would have saved this poor man from lying there for 90 minutes while the dolphin's stomach acids digest his upper body.
A lot of people get eaten once at the Beach and swear off it forever after. He'll have more reason to do so than most.
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Posted by Gam3rHulk673 1 year ago Report
It's amazing that even after almost 2 decades you are still publishing art, not many artists are able to be active nowadays, you are a legend and I hope you can continue showing your art to the world for many, many more years.
Posted by Strega 1 year ago Report
Artists who draw for money sometimes burn out. I just draw what I like so I keep going.
Posted by doomed 1 year ago Report
ooof
Posted by alockwood1 1 year ago Report
Oh boy.
Posted by waitingprey 1 year ago Report
But... what if you wanted to make sure it stayed on? ;)
Posted by Strega 1 year ago Report
Then don’t take it off. That is an option. The things are indigestible for a reason.
Posted by Gthebr 1 year ago Report
A lesson we hopefully see many more people learn! 8)
Posted by RedNastyFox 1 year ago Report
Dolphin preds are awesome! That human is so lucky to stay in that gut for so long! ^__^
Posted by Greenakk 1 year ago Report
How long until they need a rule 34?
Posted by Strega 1 year ago Report
The Rules already cover ducking pretty much everything at the beach. They even had to make the area 18+ because kids were feeding themselves to the animals.