“Alright, you got this.” I muttered to myself, as I downed the bitter espresso shot.  “First day?” The cashier chuckled.  “Yeah...does it show?” “A little. You want any water or anything to chase that triple espresso shot?” “No, it's fine. I like the taste.” I lied, holding back a gag from the bitterness.  “Oh, alright. Well good luck with your first day! The suits here look intimidating but they're pretty chill after first impressions.�

 “Alright, whaddaya say folks! Release or digest!” The crowd roared in unison. “Digest! Digest!” Gary Guts smacked his protesting gut and let out a small belch.  “Well! Sorry Sammy, but the crowd has spoken. Even your fans agree that – NGH! “--you--” CRUNCH! “Should team up with me!” GURRRGLE! “...on my ass.” Ffrt! Gary's stomach died down as his opponent was mercilessly crunched and mulched into nothing but

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 Adam didn't know when his son Aaron started becoming such an asshole. He may have taught him to pred too early of an age. Maybe he just didn't discipline him enough. He thought back to when his son had vored his first guy – a teammate during a high school football match. Coach was upset initially, but his son's actions did win him the game. He was made MVP that night, and Adam had never been prouder. And yet today... “Hey, dad! We're out of beer, mind getting some?” �

 I was pissed off at this latest case.



 Now, I'm no amateur. No matter the case, I guaranteed results within the week. The one-week wonder was the slogan I decided to plaster on my business card. Theft, infidelity, even murder. All were solved within the week. And I kept to that promise my whole career.

 



 Until this case.

 Leo got the part. He was going to the playing the lead in the latest superhero flick. This was definitely going to be his big breakout hit for sure. Stephan Swells was directing, and anything the man directed be it comedy or drama or goofy ass action flicks were career driving gold. Not a single lead had left a Swells product untouched by fame.  And better yet, Leo had even more insurance to boot. “Ngh...fuck fuck fuck – watch it with the teeth!” Swells looked up at Le

 Stan belched as his stepson Derek smothered his face into his wriggling belly. It tickled as Darek ran his tongue against his hairy stomach, nipping at the gurgling gut, probing his deep belly button with his eager tongue. It was a really fucked up situtation, honestly. He shouldn't be letting his stepson indulge himself like this, having only known the guy for all of two weeks.  He belched again, this time a pair of soggy tightie-whities flying out his mouth, smacking into Derek's su