Cash Cock






“Welcome back to the show, everyone!”






Taylor grinned at the camera, easily slipping into his bubbly host persona.






“How are all my depraved little perverts doing toni

Colby’s Meditation






Sophomore year of college, I was paired with a random roommate, Colby. He was a real hippie: big into yoga, quinoa, lighting candles, stuff like that. One of those white guys who’s really into Eastern philosophy.






Colby didn’t look much like a hippie, though.

It’s Not Gay If You Keep Your Socks On






The attic bedroom trapped the summer heat rising up through the house, and even with the box fan in the window at full blast, the two young men were sweating. The mixed odor of marijuana and sweat hung heavy in the air.






Kevin was a trim, clean-cut col

The Governor and the Mastiff






I’m a powerful man. A multimillionaire. A governor. One of the most prominent politicians in the most powerful country in the history of the world.



    

Millions of people know my name and my face. Millions live in my state, under my governorship. To

Entrapment






Officers Diaz and Coleman were expecting another long, boring night, babysitting the inmates in lockup. Until Diaz checked the schedule and saw who would be the sergeant on duty for their shift.






“Uh oh,” said Diaz with a sly grin. “Looks like tonight might not be suc

Pred/prey relationships—can they work? [Advice]






Hi everyone, I’ve been dating someone for three months now, and I’m really into him. We have amazing sexual chemistry, share the same core values, have great communication, and always have the most fun together when we hang out. I can feel myself quickly falling for him and think he could seriously be my soul mate.

If You Didn’t Want to be Dog Shit






    

Rex was a five-year-old Great Dane, a huge, majestic creature with a gorgeous brindled coat. He was especially large for his breed, making him resemble a small horse as much as anything. He was napping peacefully in his dog house one evening when he heard a whistle coming from nearby. At once, his h