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A minute or so later, you come out of the gift shop with the clerk struggling in your belly. Well that was nice. You take a look at Jacqueline, who beckons you over, then upon closer inspection as you're walking toward her, she facepalms.
Looks like Beth is...under hypnosis? Either way, she doesn't really notice you, so you feel comfortable enough to approach the two.
"*Burp.* So...what's up? You got her?" you ask.
Jacqueline sighs and mutters to herself, "I'm starting to see why you—Nevermind. Yes. Beth is under my spell now. What do you want to do with her and her snake?"
OPTIONS (PICK ONE FOR EACH CATEGORY):
BETH:
>> Eat Beth:
...1: Head-first.
...2: Feet-first.
...3: Butt-first.
...4: Hands-first.
>> Have Jacqueline shrink Beth so you can eat her.
>> Let Jacqueline eat Beth.
>> See if you can get Fangly~ to eat Beth.
>> Just let Beth go.
FANGLY~:
>> Let Fangly~ go do whatever Fangly~ does.
>> Throw Fangly~ away.
NOTE: Voting ended at 4:00 a.m. EST. The tally is as-follows:
BETH:
Eat: 21
...> Head-first: 10
...> Butt-first: 6
...> Feet-first: 3
...> Hands-first: 2
Feed to Fangly~: 20
Jacqueline eats: 7
Shrink, then you eat: 2
Let Beth go: 2
FANGLY~:
Let him do stuff: 34
Throw away: 14
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Posted by wiseguy288 11 years ago Report
Get Fangly to eat beth!
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
And do you have a choice for what to do with Fangly~ specifically?
Posted by wiseguy288 11 years ago Report
Uh...head first.
Posted by wiseguy288 11 years ago Report
Whoop. make that Do what Fangly does
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
Okay, good. Just corrected you. lol
Noted.
Posted by Slash 11 years ago Report
Shinara look adorable like that. ;3
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
She is a vixen!
Posted by Dreyalgia 11 years ago Report
>> Eat Beth:
...3: Butt-first.
>> Let Fangly~ go do whatever Fangly~ does.
Posted by Thanatos2k 11 years ago Report
>> See if you can get Fangly~ to eat Beth.
>> Let Fangly~ go do whatever Fangly~ does.
Posted by vmoartet 11 years ago Report
>> See if you can get Fangly~ to eat Beth.
>> Let Fangly~ go do whatever Fangly~ does.
Also, why would you even include that second Fangly~ option? :(
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
I have my reasons. :3
Posted by vmoartet 11 years ago Report
Who could possibly throw away Fangly~? A big ol' meany, that's who.
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
We shall see if anyone votes for it. :3
Posted by vmoartet 11 years ago Report
Also, gotta ask, but did you draw that happening offscreen so you wouldn't have to draw a human? Haha.
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
I drew it happening offscreen because the clerk isn't an important character.
I'm going to make a storyline with 100% humans in the future, actually. They've kind of grown on me. :3
Posted by vmoartet 11 years ago Report
I've heard of scientists growing human ears on rats, but not WHOLE humans. You might wanna get that checked out.
Posted by FlaxenSoftcloth 11 years ago Report
I want the elephant!
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
$2.99.
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
Oh wait. Currency in this is Gold, isn't it?
299 Gold.
Posted by Tyrantofsyberia 11 years ago Report
I'm pretty sure you just multiplied your price by 100.
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
That is an accurate assessment of my arithmetic. :D
Posted by Vanroth 11 years ago Report
considering the price of gold, it realistically probably jumped up near 6,000 times
Posted by Tyrantofsyberia 11 years ago Report
Yeah, but in the games and RPGs I've participated in, we've equivocated one gold piece to a dollar.
Posted by Kitts 11 years ago Report
Let Jacqueline eat Beth.
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
And the second option? :3
Posted by Kitts 11 years ago Report
Hah, sorry. Give Fangly a toss.
Posted by Jeice 11 years ago Report
>> See if you can get Fangly~ to eat Beth.
>> Let Fangly~ go do whatever Fangly~ does.
Posted by Jeschke 11 years ago Report
Oh come on now she thinks we're dumb and junk! Pff lame!
Anyway, I say:
>> Eat Beth headfirst
>> Let Fangly~ go do whatever Fangly~ does, the adorable little snaky.
Posted by DreamerDomena 11 years ago Report
eat beth head first
let fangly go do what fangly does
Posted by Leika 11 years ago Report
Let Jacqueline eat Beth.
Throw Fangly away. HE KNOWS TOO MUCH
Posted by TaciturnTiger 11 years ago Report
Fangly~ seems a bit too small to eat Beth without shrinking her. Eh, just see if you can choke Beth down head-first. As for Fangly~, let it do what it wants for now.
Posted by DrakeZephyr 11 years ago Report
>>Let Jacueline eat Beth.
>>Throw Fangly~ away... preferably into the reptile enclosure, if possible
For some reason I'm fairly sure that snake is fiercely loyal, and much more dangerous than it looks, so I'm going against popular opinion in deciding that "whatever Fangly does" is defend Beth from being eaten...
Posted by Vanroth 11 years ago Report
hmmm I would be surprised to see this going past 20 more pages, the groups decisions seem to be, well, horrible, for many reasons, and would take too long to explain.
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
You mean the storyline itself, or just this encounter?
Posted by Vanroth 11 years ago Report
the storyline, it just seems, well, the chances of success do Not look good is all.
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
Not in 20 pages, no. There's a lot to do, and this group seems to like to fuck around. :3
Posted by NurseNancy 11 years ago Report
Fangly to eat Beth FTW!!!
Let Fangly go do whatever Fangly does.
Posted by Eekamouth 11 years ago Report
>> Throw Fangly~ away.
Because I'm just that big of a meany ^0^;
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
How about Beth? What would you like to see done to her?
Posted by Eekamouth 11 years ago Report
Ah right, I'd say have Jacqueline shrink Beth so you can eat her.
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
Noted. Thanks!
Posted by Eekamouth 11 years ago Report
Right on, and thanks for keeping me informed ^.^
Posted by Salvec 11 years ago Report
Eat Beth: Hands-first
Throw Fangly~ away.
any chance Jacqueline got anything out of beth before she hypnotized her?
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
If she did, she'll tell you after everything is said and done.
Posted by DiamondDragon 11 years ago Report
Eat Beth buttfirst, let Fangly go do whatever Fangly does.
No strip option for this one?
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
Nope. Forgot to. Too late now, though.
Posted by DiamondDragon 11 years ago Report
Ah well, as long as we get some nude Alexis, all is forgiven. :- P
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
S'possible. :3
Posted by ironmania2003 11 years ago Report
>> Let Jacqueline eat Beth.
>> Throw Fangly~ away.
Posted by warbrand4 11 years ago Report
>> See if you can get Fangly~ to eat Beth.
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
And what should be done with Fangly~ afterward?
Posted by warbrand4 11 years ago Report
let fangly go do whatever fangly does
Posted by Tyrantofsyberia 11 years ago Report
>> Eat Beth:
...2: Feet-first.
>> Let Fangly~ go do whatever Fangly~ does.
Posted by maleperduis 11 years ago Report
>> Let Jacqueline eat Beth.
I get the feeling she deserves it more than us at this point
>> Throw Fangly~ away.
Posted by Lumesa 11 years ago Report
BETH:
>> Let Jacqueline eat Beth.
FANGLY~:
>> Throw Fangly~ away.
do not trust the familiar DO NOT TRUST THE FAMILIAR
Posted by Damienfox 11 years ago Report
>>Just let Beth go.
>>Let Fangly~ go do whatever Fangly~ does.
Seems about on par with Shinara's recent mental capabilities~
Posted by Golnor 11 years ago Report
So Fangly~ has a tilde in his name. Confusing.
Eat Beth butt first
Eat Fangly~ (or let Fangly~ do what Fangly~ does if previous option in not allowed.)
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
Previous option is not allowed, so I'll take your vote in parentheses. :3
Posted by chakatBombshell 11 years ago Report
get Fangly to eat Beth, If you can hypnotize one you can probably hypnotize both into doing your bidding and if not you can probably get Jacqueline hilariously bitten in the face.
Posted by foreverknight13 11 years ago Report
>> Eat Beth:
...1: Head-first.
Posted by TigerClaw 11 years ago Report
*Laughs* Well, .... Heh. oh well! Question! Is it possible to annoy our ally enough that she'll turn her voracious talents on Shinara?
And I'm for eating Beth Butt First. *Nods* Get that dangerous butt of hers down just in case.
And for Fangly? ... .... Oh, just let Fangly go do whatever Fangly does.
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
I can't answer questions about NPC motivations during a storyline. After they're recruited, I'll tell you if there are any "Get Shinara eaten" conditions, though.
Posted by JacktheRabbit 11 years ago Report
Let Jacqueline eat Beth.
Let Fangly~ go do whatever Fangly~ does. Because Fangly~
And who throws away a perfectly good snake anyway?
Posted by nbe21 11 years ago Report
See if you can get Fangly~ to eat Beth.
Let Fangly~ go do whatever Fangly~ does.
Posted by Tira 11 years ago Report
>> See if you can get Fangly~ to eat Beth.
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
And the second option?
Posted by Tira 11 years ago Report
>> Let Fangly~ go do whatever Fangly~ does.
oups!
Posted by Serwin 11 years ago Report
See if you can get Fangly~ to eat Beth.
Let Fangly~ go do whatever Fangly~ does.
Posted by BizzareBlue 11 years ago Report
>> Eat Beth Head first
Also I'm curious as to why we have this option so
>> Throw Fangly~ away
Posted by UnidentifiedTurian 11 years ago Report
>>Let Jacqueline eat Beth
>>Throw Fangly away
Posted by Edward_T_Hyena 11 years ago Report
>> See if you can get Fangly~ to eat Beth
>> Let Fangly~ go do whatever Fangly~ does.
Posted by Shadow_Walker 11 years ago Report
>>Eat Beth
...1. Head-First
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
And the second option? :3
Posted by Shadow_Walker 11 years ago Report
>> Let Fangly~ go do whatever Fangly~ does.
Sorry
Posted by mouse26 11 years ago Report
>> See if you can get Fangly~ to eat Beth.
>> Let Fangly~ go do whatever Fangly~ does.
Posted by Twisty22 11 years ago Report
See if you can get fangly~~~~~~ to eat beth
let~fangly~~go~~~do~~~~whatever~~~~~~fangly~~~~~~~does~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
~
Posted by Kila 11 years ago Report
Eat beth headfirst Throw fangly away
Posted by harryvore 11 years ago Report
eat hands first. Then ask fangly if she got the info out of her you need
Posted by Marcasus 11 years ago Report
Beth: let fangly eat beth
Fangly: Let fangly do what fangly does
Posted by leelemon1097 11 years ago Report
>>See if you can get Fangly~ to eat Beth.
Posted by leelemon1097 11 years ago Report
>>Let Fangly do what Fangly does
Posted by deathknight 11 years ago Report
Eat beth head first, Also recruit fangly. You never know when you need a snakey scout to shock people
Posted by TheNesredep 11 years ago Report
>> See if you can get Fangly~ to eat Beth.
Posted by NinTheFolf 11 years ago Report
>> Eat Beth:
...1: Head-first.
Because you should show Jacqueline that you just wanted an appetizer :V
>> Let Fangly~ go do whatever Fangly~ does.
Because eating him isnt' an option apparently.
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
Eating Fangly~ is never an option.
He is 100% pred. He is never prey!!!!!!1111!!!
Posted by NinTheFolf 11 years ago Report
I bust out laughing at this, thank you, I needed a good laugh today XD
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
You are welcome. :D
Posted by Mushroomfly 11 years ago Report
Beth: Eat that butt
Fangly~: Remove Fangly~ from premises (Since I have a feeling that "letting Fangly~ do whatever Fangly~ does" entails trying to get jaws around our protagonists in revenge)
Posted by 9kirby99 11 years ago Report
Eat Beth Feet-First.
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
And the second option?
Posted by 9kirby99 11 years ago Report
Oh, let Fangly~ do what Fangly~ does.
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
Noted. :3
Posted by 2ndVoice 11 years ago Report
>> See if you can get Fangly~ to eat Beth.
>> Let Fangly~ go do whatever Fangly~ does.
Posted by The_Green_Oni 11 years ago Report
See if you can get Fangly~ to eat Beth, then let Fangly~ go do whatever Fangly~ does.
Posted by Terrafox 11 years ago Report
Eat beth feet first
Posted by Jujubean3157 11 years ago Report
eat beth ead first
throw fangly away
Posted by baville 11 years ago Report
poor skunk girl! just let her go! let the snake do what it does
Posted by blooberbloob 11 years ago Report
Eat Beth butt first, then Let Fangly go do whatever fangly does.
Posted by scottypilgrim 11 years ago Report
>> Have Jacqueline shrink Beth so you can eat her.
>> Let Fangly~ go do whatever Fangly~ does.
Posted by yellowarsenic 11 years ago Report
I was really hoping we would talk the shopping clerk to do something. Or maybe make her a living battering ram and beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker. Or maybe in this universe clerks are some kind of strange wild beast. Or maybe it would activate a store sequence.
Anyways get fangly~ to eat beth then eat fangly~
If you will not accept eating fangly~ then throw fangly~ away and by away i mean away to the lions because seriously its just going to bite us in the ass.
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
The clerk thing was a joke option, so I made a joke action happen. I'm not sure why people are so mad at not having a choice of what to do here. XD
Posted by Houyo 11 years ago Report
>>See if you can get Fangly to eat Beth
>>Let Fangly do fangly
Now, my theory is I don't trust that snake at all and don't want him out of my sight, so throwing him away is not for me. But I don't trust him to just do whatever either.
Posted by steampower 11 years ago Report
Eat Beth head first
Let fangly go do whatever Fangly does
Posted by eleventh 11 years ago Report
>> Have Jacqueline shrink Beth so you can eat her.
>> Throw Fangly~ away.
I don't trust wizard's familiars. Especially when said wizard's familiar can be effectively weaponized.
Posted by Artamisk 11 years ago Report
Get fangly to eat her then eat fangly hehe
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
Sorry! Voting closed last night.
Posted by kernac 11 years ago Report
>> Let Jacqueline eat Beth.
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
Sorry! Voting closed last night.
Posted by baville 11 years ago Report
I wonder, is there a super power to starve yourself so you can have super digestion in the next meal?
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
Nope! :D
Posted by GarrettAelito 11 years ago Report
Your vague list of options regarding Fangly~ leads me to believe that "whatever Fangly~ does" is going to be important, especially since we're opting to eat Beth head-first which means that she could spray Fangly~ while we're eating her... Which would be less than ideal for our whole "don't get ourselves eaten by a magically-embiggened snake" achievement progress. D':
Anyway, this group of voters definitely does like to "fuck around" as you say, but honestly, isn't it most entertaining when things don't go as planned? I certainly think it is!
Just please don't give us an option to
">> Play carny games to try to win stuffed animals until you're out of money",
because that would probably win hands-down. I mean, I would certainly vote for that option if given half the chance, despite the fact that I know it would be just about the worst possible choice to make in almost any situation. I mean, who DOESN'T love giving carnies every cent they own in an attempt to win cheap knock-off goods? I know I do!
Side note: No, I do not know why there would be carnies in a zoo. Hey, look at that, a talking anthropomorphic magical skunk-lady healer with her magically-enlarge-able pet snake!
Posted by GarrettAelito 11 years ago Report
And for the ever-present "where was I for the last several votes?" question, the answer is that I've been reading the Girl Genius comic, which is totally awesome and should be read by everyone. Do it. NOW!
*AHEM*...So, yeah, that's where my free time has been going. Fun times!
Posted by yellowarsenic 11 years ago Report
You plugged that comic but no link? What is this madness?
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
Funfact: You're already out of money. Your adventuring group stole it from you when they knocked you out. :3
Posted by GarrettAelito 11 years ago Report
Uh... Yeah, I technically forgot about that. Well, Jacqueline has money, anyway... Not that she would let us anywhere near it, given our recent performances...
Does this mean no carny game-playing shenanigans? D:
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
NOPE. :D
Posted by GarrettAelito 11 years ago Report
Q_Q
Posted by GarrettAelito 11 years ago Report
All right, they took our weapons; they took our pride; they even robbed us of our dignity. But NOW, they also are stopping us from (theoretically) playing carny games? THIS HAS OFFICIALLY GONE TOO FAR!
Okay, the new plan is thus: FIRST, we get our gold back from our former party, and THEN we play carny games until we're broke and probably still novelty-sized stuffed animal -less. Let's make this happen, people! Now, who's with me?
...****...
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
Oh, the crickets are with you?
Posted by GarrettAelito 11 years ago Report
I... think they actually paused their chirping just so as to not show support for my idea. Even Mother Nature herself seemingly conspires against my love of all things carny! Q_Q
Posted by mouse26 11 years ago Report
a very nice job on that satisfied vixen btw. Love that licking lips and the round belly. :)
Posted by Humbug 11 years ago Report
Thankya. :3
Posted by Bright 11 years ago Report
I am glad to "see" some human prey in the belly of an anthro.