Salter was salty.
More so than usual.
Her jackass “friend” Jalter had been getting on her nerves. Ever since she became a bloated mountain of blubber, the avenger would constantly tease Salter about her diminutive chest. This wasn’t uncommon before, but in recent days it had become a never ending barrage of flat jokes and taunting.
So Salter stomped down the halls of Chaldea with one goal: a larger chest than Jalter.
At first, she tried the same approach as Jalter at first: eat
Starving Salter
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