The Hawsehole Harrowing (A Tale of Salacia)By TwrchTwrythIt was a foggy night in Bream's Light, the air infused with a dull chill. The full moon gave the fog a faint glow but did not help with visibility. The fog seemed to muffle all noise in the port city but for the carousing of the occasional sailor or local worker. Given the temperature, they were few and far between tonight. An imposing figure strode through the streets with confident familiarity. Four ells tall, broad shouldered, she wore

Hot Springs EpisodeBy TwrchTwrythIt was a rare day of rest for the Gigi Bleninskopp and her traveling companions. Having just rescued the fair Princess Calli'Bomba from the perfidious Dreadsome Tarse (burning down his prize antheral tower in the process), they were now setting forth to find new adventure across the horizon. Coming upon the village of Prudenda and their fabled hot springs was a delight. The five adventurers were happy to rejuvenate their tired bodies in the natural baths and watc

Cash and CarryBy TwrchTwrythNya'linth shook her head and frowned. "I'm sorry, but they won't be back for a week. You'll have to go by foot." The centaur's long, pointed ears lay low in a show of regret as she lowered her gaze. She brushed strands of her taffy pink hair from her face and shifted on her hooves, trying to not make direct eye contact with the four travelers."Smjod's balls!" Gashdrá exclaimed, stomping her foot in anger and squeezing the hilt of her sword so tightly that her knuckl

Passed AroundBy TwrchTwrythThe Fothergill-Bazzazz household was hopping that night. The kids — step-siblings Mark and Miza — were back from college for the holidays and the family was hosting a good ol’ fashion vorgy to celebrate. Forty or so people, mostly neighbors and former classmates, were over for a shindig guaranteed to satisfy your appetites.I was down in the rumpus room, snuggled up on a sectional with Miza. We had been girlfriends our senior year but decided not to try to make lo

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Collette O’Beolain wasn't a fitness nut per se. Sure, she liked getting active, especially hiking and kayaking, but it wasn't her obsessive personality or anything. She tried to eat healthy, but in a generic way, not like she was county calories or macros. As she kept finished assembling two smoked salmon breakfast sandwiches (capers, red onions, tomato slices, mixed baby greens, smoked salmon, and a little salt & pepper on 9-grain whole wheat for her, a toast

Awaken SomethingBy TwrchTwryth"Oh, that is perfect!" Zhuāng Lùzhēn exclaimed, holding up his hands to tell his models to stop while also framing the image. Qiáo Shūyàn took a deep breath, as well a she was able, and waited for further direction. Shé Wǎn, meanwhile, took his own deep breath, froze, and started to mentally recite the Vimalakirti Sutra. Going through these meditative recitations was, he had found, the best way to not accidentally finish swallowing someone.Zhuāng snapped a

Beach MasterBy TwrchTwryth"God, you hear about how big elephant seals are, but ... wow, it's something else to see in person!" Preston Price marveled."Jesus, I had no idea they got that big!" Gracie White gasped, her jaw agape."Oh my god!" McKenna Olson's squeal was less articulate and ringed with lurid excitement."Guys, please, help, it's eating me!" Evie Cooper squealed. She had reason to be concerned, as the enormous pinniped was devouring her whole and alive.The four friends had been loungin

Let's Break PhysicsBy TwrchTwrythIf one were to begin spying on Gigi Bleninskopp at that particular moment, they would notice something alarming. In a small apartment in Áth Dara, down the street from Adare Castle, in County Limerick (formerly the White Knight's lands), the vivacious brunette lay in bed, lost in lust-sodden thought, next to a woman's headless body.Both of them were naked on top of the sheets, evidently post-coital. Gig was her normal vision of transcendent beauty, nearly-amber