Buzzz buzzzz......buzzzz buzzzz... The small plastic rectangle danced in place on the countertop, it's display lit up displaying big block letters, AGENT. I stumble out of the bathroom in a mad flurry, like a wino being forcibly removed from the local pub. Snatching the vibrating phone and pressing accept call in one quick motion, I listen intently as my agent gives an aspiring actress the best news of their career.
 
 "I got you a role in an upcoming, low-budget film, Anac

  The Hutt's palace was full of terrible music, drunken scoundrels, and beautiful dancing slavegirls. A blue skinned Twi'lek was dancing in front of my table on a long gold chain that led back to the fat grubby hands of the disgusting slug, Jabba the Hutt. I was reluctant to return to the palace after my last mission went bad, I lost the Hutt's cargo and money but hoped I could weasel my way back into his good graces. I had met a young pantoran Jedi girl and made a plan with her to take dow

 King Braal sits on his on his throne, staring intently into the down cast eyes of his royal messenger. Braal has ruled the Kingdom of Ruoansulatus for many years as a beloved leader, his people trust him for safety and he has done well to provide it, until recently. Bad news had been delivered once again, for the fourth time in as many days, more of the kingdom's countrymen have gone missing near Sulattaa Keep. This time a royal hunting party which included one of the King's own daughters,

 As the night drew to an end, another boring one filled with bad weather, slow business, and not many employees around, Ashely and I began closing up the store. We worked at a large chain grocery store in the middle of nowhere USA. I started my usual rounds for closing up the store as she counted the money in the final register. She wore her usual get up, work polo, long sleeve under-shirt and these nice tight khaki pants that show off her surprisingly fit yet plump ass. She was small in