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Millie's beach snacks for her dragon hoard
Hey, it's exactly what the title says! Check out my Commission Status for details, but the basic gist of it is:
- $10 for each 1000 words
- Capping at 5000 words for now
- Some small discounts available
- Something I'm calling a SPLIT-DECISION where if you haven't figured out exactly what you want yet, let me write it for you twice with different outcomes, and you only actually pay for the unique parts of the story (i.e. you don't pay double for the buildup to two very different scenes).
Go check it out!
Posted by IvesBentonEaton 7 years ago Report
SCENE: INT. BAGG HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
Eustace Bagg is sitting in his favorite chair next to the stairs reading a newspaper.
[Eustace, looking up:] What’s this? I’m being WATCHED. I just know it. [Drops paper; looks around] It’s those danged weremoles again, I just know it! That’s it, I’m gettin’ me mallet! [Gets up and walks upstairs]
Courage the Cowardly Dog enters from left frame and prances after Eustace, chasing him upstairs.
[Courage:] No-o-o-o-o!
INT. BAGG HOUSE, MASTER BEDROOM
Eustace opens a trunk and extracts…The Mallet.
[Eustace, cackling:] Now I’ll getcha, you pesky varmint.
INT. BAGG HOUSE, VARIOUS
Eustace searches the house, finally opening the door to the basement and switching on the stairwell light. He starts down the stairs.]
[Courage:] No-o-o-o-o! [Turns off stairway light]
[Eustace:] A-a-a-a-ah! [Falls down stairs; crashing noises heard]
INT. BAGG HOUSE, BASEMENT
Eustace reaches up and turns on a pull-chain bare-bulb light. In its dim illumination, he sees an enormous contraption with a small sign on it. Eustace gets up and holds his mallet in one hand and adjusts his glasses in the other, gripping their frame as his squints at the device and the sign.]
[Eustace:] What’s this? What is this thing? What’s this sign? [Squints at sign through glasses] “Super…duper…megabomb. For use in case of attack by…Galactus”? What’s a Galactus?! Wait…there’s more: “P.S.: Do not hit with mallets.” Ha! Stupid sign! You can’t tell me what to do! [Grips mallet in both hands and winds up, raising mallet above head]
[Courage, running downstairs:] NO-O-O-O-O!
The mallet comes down. Blinding flash.
CUT TO: EXT. PLANET EARTH
The Earth explodes.
THE END
[Producer’s scrawled note next to large red REJECTED stamp: Who wrote this crap? Show him his severance pay! —JRD]
Anyway, thanks for the watch! :P
Posted by Chameleonette 8 years ago Report
Thanks a lot for the fave and the watch! :) I appreciate it!
