Demon Pet


    


Name Pronunciation Guide:

Vrignu (Vah-Rig-Knew), Shurvest (Sure-veh-st), Yovrorv (Yo’vh-roar’vh)






    
Vrignu brushed her horns thoroughly as she drearily stared at herself in the mirror. “Hey!”

Break Down in Communications

    




    
“This is Ensign Chi. I’ve been successfully beamed down to the planet,” the man spoke into his communicator.




    
“Uh… Yeah we know,” The ship answ

Bite in Brazil



    




    
Mila let out a deep, satisfied sigh. “Ah! You made it!” she sang to herself as she took a sip from her drink.



    
Looking out from the street-side café, she could only a

Mutual Attraction





Shawn let out a quiet sigh as he stepped back into his apartment. Shutting the door behind him, he was left in an empty darkness; only the faint glow of the various electronics lighting his way. Through muscle memory alone he trotted into the kitchen area and flicked on a light. Then, ignoring his reflection in the dirty glass behind the sink, he set down his workbag and slumped to the ground.

Voring Private Ryan



    




    
Ryan followed his troop though the thin wood. The trees were thin making it hard for anyone to hide, but the dim light of the moon mixed with the light fog meant that the enemy could be anywhere. It didn’t help that this was his first mission, and the survival rate of day

Harvest God

(Requested by Umhuebr)

    





    
Mariko collapsed at the cliff edge and forced herself to breath in the thin mountain air. The climb had been long and cruel, brutalizing her body and leaving her with barely enough energy to keep her eyes open. Looking ahead, she saw a thick bamboo

Toad Stool


    




    
“Today,” Peach sang to herself. “My hero Mario comes to me!”



    
It had been nearly two weeks since the Princess had last been saved, and it was finally time for Mario to visit.

Alien Taste Test: Male




“It was crazy,” Magnus laughed. “This chick
literally
had no idea what epilepsy was!”

His friend on the other end of the phone laughed back. “Like when you don’t eat fish?”

Magnus stopped laughing. “What?”

Before his friend could answer, a beam o

Alien Taste Test



    




    
“So I straight up told her,” Trish said with a flick of her hair. “If you can’t control yourself… Then you need to leave my party.”



    
“Wow,&r

Promotion



    




    
“Food orders go around back,” The guard coughed at the small man.



    
Frances straightened his tie. “I’m actually here for a job.”

Didn’t Like the Witcher 3



    




    
“And welcome back to ‘The Break Room’, I’m Carl Les’spectater, the unbelievably optimistic one who trusts every publisher and enjoys ever game I’m given, completely invalidating my own opinion. You’d think I sold my soul for

The Flash



    




    
Still laughing, the group of four exited the arcade and started walking back to Dallas’ house. It was cold passed the point of freezing, forcing the group to huddle together as they walked; not that any of them minded. They had been friends since high school, they had even been each

Bad Key



    




    
Moving to a door marked ‘EXIT’ in black paint, Aiko found that it didn’t budge. However, when she pushed on the door two keys dropped down, each suspended on a bit of string and each with a tag secured to them. One read ‘Aiko’ and the other ‘Nash’.

Emergency Nutrients



    




    
“Honey, you’re doing great!” The father called out as he was pushed out the door by the all-female nurse team. “I’ll wait for you in the… Lobby,” he sighed, the doors already shut.

High School Biology



    




    
“The bell does not dismiss you!” The teacher called out to her class of entirely 18+ year old students which, though they are still in high school, makes them legal consenting adults (It’s not underage, I swear!).

Feeding Zoo



    




    
Fitch was one of the animal trainers for the local zoo. Normally, he would only work during the day, but their resident hippo was having an upset stomach, so he had to stay with her all night long to keep her calm. It had been rough with the hippo’s moaning keeping him awake and t

Supreme Frozen Yogurt



    
(Semi Request)



    




    
Anish gave a pleasant nod to the two girls stepping up to the counter. “And how is your day so far?”

Low Way to Hell



    




    
“Demon!” The Knight roared. “I have entered your domain and you will hear me!”



    
The dark cave was silent for a moment until a pattering of footsteps grew in the

Dear Unheavenly Father



    




    
Dion kneed by his bed a prayed. “Dear heavenly father,” he spoke ceremoniously. “It’s me Dion… You mother fucker. You had your chance… Dear Uh… Unheavenly father, I-”

Dear Heavenly Father



    




    
Dion kneed by his bed a prayed. “Dear heavenly father,” he spoke ceremoniously. “It’s me Dion… You mother fucker. You had your chance… Dear Uh… Unheavenly father, I-”



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Low Way to Hell



    




    
“Demon!” The Knight roared. “I have entered your domain and you will hear me!”



    
The dark cave was silent for a moment until a pattering of footsteps grew in the

Reverse Saw Trap



    




    
Nash woke up with a start finding himself surrounded by a cold darkness. “Where am I?!” He cried looking around the dark room, his frantic motions triggering the lights to come on.



    

Mini-Dentist Mishap



    




    
“Alrighty,” Chapman mused, stepping into the office. “I’m Chapman and I’ll be your dentist this evening. Thank you for cleaning with us today.”



    

Feet Warmer



    




    
“Cause it’s weird!” Killian laughed at his roommate.



    
“It’s not
that
weird,” Tika explained, moving closer and nuzzlin

Couples Conspiring





“How do you feel?” Sapphire asked into the belly, giving Lain a friendly, if not slightly sensual shoulder rub.

Darcy sighed and felt around the stomach. “Warm and wet,” he explained bluntly.

Sapphire smirked. “I mean how do you feel emotionally?”

“Confused?”

Jason Vorehers





Armed guards stood on either side of the two generals as trailer 04877 was backed into the hanger.



    
“Hard to imagine isn’t it,” the older one spoke in a casual tone. “The infamous legend of Jason Vorehers packed inside a basic trailer. Like finding Chucky in an amazon package.

Patty Knight

Your way, you can have it!






    
Taylor winced as an older woman entered the shop, from her haircut alone he knew she was going to be trouble. He watched helplessly as she stepped inside the empty store, the door being held open for her by a well-dressed man holding a briefcase. It was clear the man worked for her by the wa

Fly Spy



    




    
Harvey was your average, everyday, ‘world’s number one super spy’ when he was bitten by a radio active fly. This small bite changed his life forever when it granted him with four months of medical leave and was generally speaking, the worst time of his life.

Ovorewatch: Tinder Tracer



    
(Request)



    




    
Lena and Eric sat together on the couch awkwardly for a few moments before Lena finally caved in. “You can say it.”

Bank and Bust



    




    
“Alright hands in the Fucking air!” The masked woman shouted, firing a few rounds into the celling of the bank. “And I want to see them still. If I catch you waving them like you just don’t care, then you really won’t care after I shoot you. You know why?

Ep 2: Safety, Security, and Selling Out



    




    
Jamerson quickly glanced over his shoulder before sliding the box over to Sail.



    
Sail accepted the package gratefully, making sure to keep her left arm out of t

Ep 1
: Supersized Space Sisters



    




    
“Don’t go for the car!” Everett warned clutching the fleeing man’s arm before he stepped out of cover.



    
The man tugged his arm f