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"You gotta be careful now, Andrew", Jack said as Ian returned to normal. "You're my best friend and I don't want anything bad happening, so you gotta promise me you'll watch out for anything that might squish or eat you." Andrew had been bitten by Selena's new pet kitty, Ian, and had become malleable and gooey as a result and was currently just as vulnerable as his friend.
 
"Fine, fine", andrew said. "I'll be careful. I don't see how you can be all sc

Gooey Bite (bad end/non-canon)

Uploaded: 7 years ago

Owner: Derpus

Tags: Digestion Child M/M Boy Weight Gain Young Absorption Non-fatal Gas Child Prey Child Vore Humiliation teasing bullying young prey Butt crush Young pred Brother/Brother Flattening Butt TF Butt Transformation brother prey Younger pred brother vore brother pred boy prey boy pred kid pred fat transformation younger brother Underage prey

Andrew quickly figures out just how tough Jack's got it as his little brother discovers his condition and things go awry.
Takes place directly after this story: https://aryion.com/g4/view/353430

A (non-canon) bad end version of this story: https://aryion.com/g4/view/400577
I'm going through a writer's block, and redoing different versions of my stories seems to help. 

Xenophage17 - 7 years ago

Once again I am a sucker for Stevie and his innocent cruelty. Nothing quite as humiliating as being cursed to be your baby brother's stinky butt. Well at least Andrew can appreciate what his friend went through.

q888888886 - 7 years ago

期待。希望Andrew得到一个教训,他太调皮了。
作为一个系列作品,希望看到它的起源。

It was a cold autumn morning as a redheaded teenage girl struggled with her fishing line, dressed in a pair of cargo pants and a thick black and orange jacket. The girl, named Trinity, grunted as she reeled in her fishing line from the dock, which was more a length of cable than anything. She and her mother, Skye, had gone fishing with her friends and it appeared that she had caught something massive. “Woah! Hold on tight, Mom! We caught a whopper!”, Trinity laughed, despite Skye not bein

My Mom the Vorephile

Uploaded: 7 years ago

Owner: Derpus

Tags: F/F Anal Vore Sadism Facesitting ass smother submissive cruelty teenage pred sadistic predator Cruel Pred sadistic pred Older Prey Younger pred submissive prey milf prey Willing prey Ass Smothering

A teenage girl deals with her mother's intense desire to become someone's meal, while having to fend off her predatory friend.
I ended up liking the pred girl more than I expected, so expect her to show up again. 

Derpus - 3 years ago

I actually plan on bringing Kori into my "main" series.

Animepoke12 - 3 years ago

Do you ever plan on doing more stories or stuff with kori in the future?

pericles - 6 years ago

I'm Brazilian, so forgive me if my writing is strange ... Actually I think I'm the only braiser in this site.

But wow! What an incredible story, it was so sensual and emotionally cruel ... I loved it. Very well written. This business of devouring someone you care about in front of you is so deliciously sadistic. For it is a pleasurable emotional torture. What we call Netorare. Do you have other stories like that? Or do you know any? if yes ... Leave the link here in the comments. If not ... In the future write more cruel stories like that of losing someone important to you ...

Like for example:

https://aryion.com/g4/view/445696

https://aryion.com/g4/view/446293

https://aryion.com/g4/view/239199

https://aryion.com/g4/view/420316

https://aryion.com/g4/view/479116

https://aryion.com/g4/view/256083

mouth111 - 7 years ago

Excuse the lack of space & grammar. im on mobile :(

mouth111 - 7 years ago

loved the story! I was actually worried it might be light harded but i was pleasantly surprised by the darker turn it took. The mother is the best type of prey... I really wish to see more prey like her. Shit, all your characters here were great. The daughter mother relationship is such a neat idea i wouldnt mind an entire series based around the daughter trying to save her mother, only for her to get digested at the end of each story.

[Note: This story takes place after a "normal" ending, just before the player would help Alphys and Undyne with their relationship.]
 
 
Several months had passed since the young human had fallen down the hole of Mt. Ebott and Flowey had killed Asgore. Toriel came out of hiding and had ruled over the monsters of the Underground in his place, and things were slowly improving for the most part. There was still the issue of overcrowding, but the re-opening of the ruins had s

Nom the Goat-Mom: Lizard Lunch

Uploaded: 7 years ago

Owner: Derpus

Tags: Oral Vore Lizard Digestion F/F Weight Gain Milf Fatal Story Reptile Unwilling Prey Female Prey Female Pred ass expansion Undertale Toriel Goatmom alphys milf prey regretful pred

Since Frisk didn't help out Alphys and Undyne with their relationship, Toriel will aid Alphys instead... whether she wants to or not.

Feel like I may have rushed the ending a bit, but I'm still quite happy with it. And hey! My writer's block is gone and I've made my unfinished pile smaller.

Also, first entirely new Undertale story not based on an existing pic. 

forceofnatureandcorn - 6 years ago

Oh, sweet! Glad you like those suggestions. I'll be looking forward to more from you, especially on this series. Until then, have a nice day

Derpus - 6 years ago

I'd be down for both of those.

forceofnatureandcorn - 6 years ago

Oh alright then. I really hope we do get a "nommed by the goat mom" or at least a non-fatal vore with her. If anything else, Pacifist Frisk would probably do it.

Derpus - 6 years ago

I'm sorry if I gave off that kind of vibe, though

Derpus - 6 years ago

I'm sorry if I gave off that kind of vibe

"You gotta be careful now, Andrew", Jack said as Ian returned to normal. "You're my best friend and I don't want anything bad happening, so you gotta promise me you'll watch out for anything that might squish or eat you." Andrew had been bitten by Selena's new pet kitty, Ian, and had become malleable and gooey as a result and was currently just as vulnerable as his friend.
 
"Fine, fine", andrew said. "I'll be careful. I don't see how you can be all sc

Gooey Bite

Uploaded: 7 years ago

Owner: Derpus

Tags: Child M/M Boy Fart squish squishy Farting Non-fatal squishing Brother squash squashing Child Prey Full tour Humiliation teasing Butt crush Young pred Brother/Brother Brothers Older Prey Flattening brother prey Younger pred brother vore brother pred boy prey boy pred kid pred butt squish Underage prey

Andrew quickly figures out just how tough Jack's got it as his little brother discovers his condition.
Takes place directly after this story: https://aryion.com/g4/view/353430

Continuing to dig through my unfinished pile.
I plan on writing at least one more story with Andrew's time with his temporary ailment. 

Derpus - 7 years ago

I been suffering from a writer's block and I been in the mood for some bad endings, so I may just honor your request.

zoleitup - 7 years ago

really enjoyed this :) wish there was an unfortunate ending version too. I always love your vore plots the most.

Xenophage17 - 7 years ago

It's nice to see the role change and the whole walk in my shoes idea. Plus I just love Stevie as the unintentional tormenter, after all he's not doing anything he wouldn't do to the plastic toys he plays with, In fact I bet he's even eaten some of those. At least the squishy toys are easier to pass.

Derpus - 7 years ago

thank

q888888886 - 7 years ago

文化差异
熊孩子≈http://i1.mhimg.com/M00/12/42/CgAAhlT6i4-ALgPnACXA02HJWtI400.gif

Link breathed softly as he quietly tiptoed behind a bokoblin camp. The monsters had long since fallen asleep, so it would take little effort to deal with the simple creatures. "Red bokoblins shouldn't be too much trouble", Link thought as he drew his bow, aiming for the red bokoblin on the watchtower, the only one still awake. Once he was out of the way, the others would be easy pickings. The champion of Hyrule pulled on the bowstring and released, letting his arrow fly. However, he

Bokoblin Butt Food

Uploaded: 7 years ago

Owner: Derpus

Tags: M/M Monster link Anal Vore Non-fatal entrapment unaware Humiliation Legend of Zelda Male Prey the legend of zelda bad end Butt Expansion Monster/M LoZ Male Pred unaware pred Monster Pred Butt TF Butt Transformation Ass tf Breath of the wild Bokoblin botw Ass transformation

Link finds out the hard way that bokoblins aren't as easy to deal with as he thought.

Been playing Breath of the Wild a lot lately, and found the bokoblins to be kinda cute. 

Derpus - 7 years ago

Given my poor track record for fulfilling requests, i can't say for certain. But it is an idea i'd like to return to.

Boltbond - 7 years ago

Nice.

Are you going to make more Butt TFs stories too?

More anthros or monsters ones would be nice.

Boltbond - 7 years ago

Nice.

Are you going to make more Butt TFs stories too?

Derpus - 7 years ago

I've gotten a couple requests to do an epilogue, so i may just go ahead with it.
If i do get around to it, i'll let you know

Boltbond - 7 years ago

Please make a sequence!! There are very few stories that showns a brief epilogue; they prefer to end the story right after the tranaformation is complete. I would like to see him living on as a Bokoblin butt for a bit. x33

Daniel grunted as he shoved a heavy metal crate outside of the Decepticon base. The boy panted and sat down beside it, exhausted from moving the heavy object. He pulled his phone out of his pocket and called his dad. “Hey, I got the energy converter, but you're not out here”, he said, trying not to sound tired.
 
 
“Oh, hey. About that…”
 
 
“*sigh* What is it this time, dad?”
 
 
“Look, I’d love to get the Autobots to pick you up”, Spike s

I'm the One Waving

Uploaded: 7 years ago

Owner: Derpus

Tags: Oral Vore Scat Cat Human Digestion M/M Feral Boy Fatal Transformers Robot Human Prey taunting Butt crush Feral Pred Cat Pred shota prey Ravage boy prey Robot Pred cybertronian innards Shattered Glass Shattered Glass Ravage SG Ravage robot animal

Shattered Glass Ravage heroically prevents the theft of Decepticon technology.

Shattered Glass Daniel does not actually exist, so I feel less bad about being so mean to him.

Working on making my Unfinished pile smaller. Negative Polarity Ravage is super cute, and there isn't enough Transformers vore works on this site.
Not one of my better stories, but I'm pretty pleased with it.

Shattered Glass Ravage belongs to Hasbro/FunPublications/David...
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Ilovegiantrobots - 9 months ago

Man i wish you did more of this

Readasaur - 5 years ago

I'd love to see that!

Derpus - 7 years ago

Thanks!
Certainly helps if the subject is a cute kitty-bot.

dayday2121 - 7 years ago

I like it. I never someone could make a vore story involving the transformers robots.

Derpus - 7 years ago

Glad you like it ^^
SG Ravage is a really cute character I been meaning to write about, and only got the urge to after seeing some other kink stuff of him

Selena smiled as she brushed Ian’s fur, humming a little song while her precious kitty sat still, happy to be pampered by his owner. “There you go, kitty”, Selena cooed. “You’re nice and clean, now.” The girl picked Ian up and looked at him. “Woah, geez. You're getting kinda pudgy, Ian”, she said. It was true. Ian had gained a bit of weight since being taken in. His gut had gotten more round, and his rear was now almost as big as Jack’s (which, considering he was the smalles

Petsitting

Uploaded: 7 years ago

Owner: Derpus

Tags: Cat Child M/M Feral Boy Fart Domination Anal Vore Farting entrapment Child Prey teasing bullying Facesitting Butt crush Feral Pred Cat Pred ass crush boy prey Fart Torture

A request by  dayday2121.
Selena leaves Ian alone with Bryan and Rico, who try to keep him from messing with them. They quickly find out how big of a mistake it is.

Also shows Ian's quirk of having his own name for everyone. 

Pablopenguin - 7 years ago

No problem :)

Derpus - 7 years ago

thank

Pablopenguin - 7 years ago

Great story

Lengban - 7 years ago

I did indeed!
Oooo, sounds awesome! Can't wait to read it, always enjoy your stories. n.n

Derpus - 7 years ago

Glad you like it ^w^
I been working in his first encounter with the gooey bite. Just need to finish it

A thirteen year-old boy walked along the shores of Beach City. His family had come over from Empire City for vacation and had allowed him to venture off on his own. His name was Luis, just like his father. “This place is pretty neat”, the boy said. “Can't wait to get back home, though.” Suddenly, he came across a small, but still curvy girl in a blue dress with a ribbon in her hair. “Hey there”, Luis said. “Are you lost, little girl?”
 
 
“Who are you?”, the gir

Aqua-meanie

Uploaded: 7 years ago

Owner: Derpus

Tags: Digestion F/M Fatal Anal Vore aquamarine Fatality smaller pred Smothering gem femdom Facesitting Cruel Pred Steven Universe Ass Smothering topaz Ass domination Gemdom

Written on impulse after watching the new SU episodes and can safely say I am in love with Aquamarine.

Seriously, though, I can count on one hand the amount of characters I have obsessed over as much this little blue bitch. 

Derpus - 7 years ago

thank

Derpus - 7 years ago

I've only seen two vore pics of Aquamarine, but there's plenty of porn and lewds on tumblr

http://thicceater2016.deviantart.com/art/Aquamarine-Vore-Pt1-678902571
http://thicceater2016.deviantart.com/art/Aquamarine-Vore-Pt2-678903130

Derpus - 7 years ago

Totally
Luckily, I know a guy willing to write plenty more of little blue meanie.


(Psst. I'm the guy)

Derpus - 7 years ago

Oh, most definitely.
And I will happily oblige

Rosebud - 7 years ago

We need more Aquamarine on this site!

Bubblegum Sundae

Uploaded: 8 years ago

Owner: Derpus

Tags: F/F Food play Ice cream Food Transformation Adventure Time Princess Bubblegum Ice cream transformation Patience St. Pim

Patience enjoys a special Bubblegum sundae.

...what do you mean sundaes don't have faces?


May write a quick story for this.
=========================

Commission by Butlova over on DA:
https://butlova.deviantart.com 

"Jackie!
Jacqueline Creed, where are you?!", trish cried as she searched
the backstage area. "Come on, this isn't funny anymore. Your dad
is going to kill me if i don't come back with you." Trish
Harper, who was better known as Gaia of the Black Sirens, was
currently searching for the young daughter of her boyfriend, Dominic.
They had been going out for a few months now and he had been
accompanying her on the road along with his daughter, Jackie. The
little girl idolized both

Gooey Flu Case 1 chapter1: MIA

Uploaded: 8 years ago

Owner: Derpus

Tags: F/F Absorption taunting Butt crush Tattooification Casual vore

We learn a bit about Trish's past as we look at the first part of her first encounter with the Gooey Flu.

Admittedly, this ended up being more about Barbara.

Fuck, writing on a phone is a pain in the ass. Second part ought to be ready soon.  

Derpus - 8 years ago

I'm glad you enjoyed it! ^w^
Hope you'll like the second part as well

KingLoner - 8 years ago

This is actually a pretty well written story. Im impressed by how good this is. It's rare to find treats as sweet as this anywhere.

shall328 - 8 years ago

Awesome story! I've been hoping to see more of Trish's first time with the gummy flu and her wrestling career. I look forward to the next chapter.

Jackie
was waiting underneath a bridge with her bodyguard, Victoria, as she
sipped from her milkshake. "I still think you ought to
reconsider this, Jackie", Victoria said as Jackie sat in her
lap. "Miss Harper wouldn't be very pleased."
"i
don't care", Jackie said as she slurped down the rest of her
shake. "I've given them all the chances in the world, but they
just took everything for granted." Jackie tossed her empty cup
onto the ground as a purple limou

Chica's Special Pizza

Uploaded: 8 years ago

Owner: Derpus

Tags: Chubby squishy Non-fatal chicken pizza squashing Food play Unwilling Prey Food Transformation food prep f/multiple Butt crush Food preparation implied full tour Flattening chica implied fulltour Five nights at Freddy's fnaf gummy boy Gummy Girl gummy kid Implied Full-tour chica the chicken Multiple Preys Underage prey

Jackie sells her annoying siblings to a private collector, who also happens to have a fascination for vintage animatronics.

A request done for  MisterEbony.

I had more fun writing the Pizza Song than I should have. 

dayday2121 - 8 years ago

Well ain't like most of the older kids and Dom deserve it except for Nikki probably.

Derpus - 8 years ago

Of course

Derpus - 8 years ago

I'm glad you like it ^w^
The Pizza Song was really fun to write.

dayday2121 - 8 years ago

Damn and I thought this would be a happy ending for everyone for once. Lol. Well hopefully Jack and the other kids got a happy ending, right?

MisterEbony - 8 years ago

This was amazing! Thanks so much for doing this! And I really love the pizza song!

Toriel
went back into the ruins one last time to gather the rest of her
belongings. She admitted that she would miss her old home, but a new,
better life awaited her and her adopted child, Frisk. "are you
there, my child?", Toriel said over the phone. "I've
gathered the rest of my books and i'll be there shortly."
suddenly, she heard a noise from a distance. Something that sounded
like laughter. "Oh no. Did another child fall in?", Toriel
asked herself. "Hang o

Nom the Goat-mom: Spider Snack

Uploaded: 8 years ago

Owner: Derpus

Tags: Fat Digestion F/F Weight Gain Absorption Female Unwilling spider Fatality Melting Spider girl Female Prey Female Pred Spider pred Undertale Toriel Muffet toriel is not a goat Toriel Dreemurr

This is what happens when Frisk doesn't contribute to the Spider Bake Sale.

I felt particularly inspired by Sy0p's Muffet picture (here: https://aryion.com/g4/view/351994 ) and decided to make a story based on it.

None of the characters belong to me. 

forceofnatureandcorn - 6 years ago

Poor Toriel

Vaddix - 8 years ago

very OOC. good thing this never happened.

xlFLASHl - 8 years ago

Understandable, but the dreemurrs are based on goats,

Derpus - 8 years ago

I'm glad you enjoyed it.
As for the tag, Toriel (and Asgore & Asriel, for that matter) looks more like a dragon to me. Specifically, this dragon:
http://i.imgur.com/HSUuDGd.jpg

xlFLASHl - 8 years ago

Very good story, the swallowing could have been longer but that's mainly personal preference. Gotta ask though, what's with the "Toriel is not a goat" tag?

Trish
ran her hand over Jack's forhead as she tucked him in on the couch,
making sure to cover his sheet with ice packs. "My poor baby",
trish said as she took her hand off of him, wiping the goop onto her
shirt. "You're burning up! How did you even get sick in the
first place, sweetie?"
Trish
had discovered some drops throughout the house that were the same
color as her son. When she found him, she knew that something was
wrong, as he was steaming and seemed to be melting a

Gooey Flu Case 2: Trish Goes Squish

Uploaded: 8 years ago

Owner: Derpus

Tags: Soft Vore F/F Burp Fart Domination Milf Farting Butt Non-fatal Gas Semi-willing Full tour Female Prey Female Pred femdom Gassy Butt crush milf pred milf prey

Jack gives his mommy an odd illness just before a fun night in.

The Gooey Flu idea came about during a series of RPs with my friend,  JeremyTN. (it also happens to be his birthday as of this upload)

This turned out to be much more fun to write than I thought. I'm glad I focused a bit more on the secondary characters, even if it turned out to be another squishing=>vore=>full tour story. Expect more like this in the near future.


[ Continued ...

Derpus - 8 years ago

Truthfully, I have a different partner in mind for Barbara.
Though I wouldn't be opposed to writing a one-off story.

shinzo - 8 years ago

Hoping to see a Barbara/Jack (femdom/vore) story that starts a relationship between them soon.

Derpus - 8 years ago

Oh don't worry. You'll be seeing it soon enough.

shall328 - 8 years ago

Great story, really cool to see you write more F/f stuff. I'd love to see more about Trish's time b eing squishy and wrestling.

Derpus - 8 years ago

Glad you liked it! ^w^

Donna
snored in the passenger seat as Kelso drove to California. She has
just broken up with Casey and just wanted to get away from point
place. Her mother, Midge, lived in California, and she felt like it
would benefit her to see her mom again after so long. It had been
such a long drive that she had trouble staying awake and had knocked
out. In her slumber, she had briefly heard what she thought to be
Kelso and Midge's voices, but she was too out of it to bother with
them.
When
she had finally

Donna & Midge

Uploaded: 9 years ago

Owner: Derpus

Tags: Evil Micro F/F Macro/Micro Unwilling Prey Size difference Mother/Daughter Butt crush mind break

My (long overdue) half of a trade with  Chaos.
An alternate version of Donna's trip to California from That 70's show.

I don't use non-OC characters much in my writing, so it was a bit tricky to write (IRL issues not exactly helping things), but I had a lot of fun with it. Hope he likes it. 

maxpayne98 - 9 years ago

You should do more av stories :3

Derpus - 9 years ago

thank

maxpayne98 - 9 years ago

This is epic!

Jack
sat on the porch, eating ice cream as his mother worked on the back
yard. There wasn't much he could do without hurting himself, so Trish
simply had him clean up afterward. After finishing his ice cream,
Jack noticed his best friend, Andrew, walking over to him.
"Hi,
Andrew. You here to help my mom out?" Andrew often aided Trish
with lawn work, since you were unable to do anything outside. She
often rewarded him by taking him to amusement parks and other places.
"Actually,
no

Jack Babysits

Uploaded: 11 years ago

Owner: Derpus

Tags: M/M Boy squish squishy squishing Unwilling Prey Young pred shota prey Older Prey Younger pred Shota Pred

I'm not entirely pleased with how this one turned out. I feel like I rushed it in the end, even though I've been working on it for over a month. 

Derpus - 9 years ago

Huh. Now that you mention it, there isn't really much vore with Stevie.
I ought to remedy that.

And thanks

Xenophage17 - 9 years ago

I actually really enjoyed this. Stevie is perfect as such young immature predator, I particularly enjoyed him turning Jack into spaghetti and the embarrassing full tour with farts was the icing on the cake.

In fact I wish there was more Stevie full tour, I checked out your squishy boy interactive and there are 3 scenes (2 at Andrews party and 1 after Andrew freezes Jack into pudding) but none of them have been added to.

Sorry for the long comment, really love your stuff.

Derpus - 10 years ago

Thanks!

lilShota - 10 years ago

This is one of the best historys i haven readed i must say Jack character like me a lot and underage preds + gas play + digestion + scat
is what i most enjoy just tellign at all great work

Derpus - 11 years ago

Thanks!

Ash
yawned as he entered his room and rubbed his bulging stomach. It had
been an interesting night for him. He laughed as you continued your
struggles in his belly. You had been attempting to get out of the
larger boy's gut for several hours now, being forced to listen to the
lies he told about losing you in the house. "Man, you really hit
the spot... Jack, was it? If I ever get that hungry again, I'll know
exactly who to turn to," Ash said, poking the bulge you made in
his belly.
&quo

A Squishy Boy: November 1st (warning: scat)

Uploaded: 11 years ago

Owner: Derpus

Tags: Scat Digestion M/M Boy Fart Toilet Non-fatal Full tour teasing Endosoma bonding teenage pred shota prey

The followup to my last story: http://aryion.com/g4/view/251951

I originally wanted it to be a bad end story, but I felt that Jack bonding with his predator, Ash, a bit seemed cute. I may revisit them later. 

Derpus - 11 years ago

Possibly later down the road, once he learns more about his condition. Or maybe finding someone weaker than him.

Michael Palic - 11 years ago

Somethin' I've noticed about squishy or stretchy characters is that they make great preds and prey. Any chance there will be a story with Jack as a pred?
Great story though, enjoyable read.

soullesschao - 11 years ago

*Evil Chuckle* Looking forward to it.

Derpus - 11 years ago

I'd be happy to oblige!

soullesschao - 11 years ago

Well if this is your idea of a debut I'm a fan. I would like to read about when Jack was vore'ed by Steve.

You
are Jack Harper, a rather unfortunate nine year-old boy born with an
extremely malleable (and apparently delicious) body. Because of this,
your mother was hesitant about letting you go outside without her.
ESPECIALLY at night. And considering that this was a night where the
streets were filled with costumed, candy fueled kids and teenagers,
the chances of you trick or treating were...
"Absolutely
not!"
"But
mom! I never get to do anything fun! It's not fair!"
Your
mother

A Squishy Boy: Jack's First Halloween

Uploaded: 11 years ago

Owner: Derpus

Tags: M/M Boy squishy Non-fatal Unwilling Prey Implied Vore Male Prey Endosoma Male Pred teenage pred shota prey implied full tour Flattening

Originally posted on Writing.com.
It took me a while to figure out how to upload submissions. Look, it was Halloween when I finished it, okay!

Anyway, this is my first single page story involving my character, Jack Harper (I'll upload a bio shortly) finally getting to go trick-or-treating, only for it to end in disaster. I originally had another idea entirely, but the Halloween theme was lost and I had to start from scratch.

Constructive criticism is always...
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Derpus - 11 years ago

I'm happy to hear that.

Derpus - 11 years ago

Thanks.

vaatidorf6000 - 11 years ago

Very well done. I don't usually like m/m vore, but I like this story.

shades - 11 years ago

very well done. I like the premise and enjoyed the way Ash interacted with Jack