Super Short Story - Trying to move a Snorlax


Jason was throwing his trusty pokeball up and down as he wandered through the forest. As he walked down the leaf covered path, he ran into the odd trainer walking in the opposite direction. None of them challenged him to a fight, instead they all said pretty much the same thing. “There is a bloody Snorlax blocking the path. How do you wake up a Snorlax? Just turn back, you can’t move the fat bastar

I’d
been standing on the side of the road for hours, just looking for a
ride. Early on I was getting passed up by dozens of cars. Now it was
getting late and I hadn’t even seen
a car in twenty minutes. When I saw the glare of a headlight
approaching, I frantically waved my arms. Almost immediately my heart
dropped. Rather than a car with a headlight out, it was a motorcycle…
with no side car.
Just
my luck, this
was the one that stopped.
The
biker woman was, in a word, bodacious. She was se

"No 'buts' young lady! No is no!"
Natalie frowned. The shapely redhead's 9 year-old child, Kim, was
begging for some piece of merchandise from her favorite cartoon, Li'l
Preds. The basic idea was that a bunch of ubercute creatures try to
gobble eachother up. More often than not, the pred was caught in some
cartoonish trap before the prey was caught, but there was one pred who
was always succesful; Nikki the Cat. She was a semi-anthropomorphic
tabby cat that always caught her prey; each episode s

        
Elenor let out a low, annoyed grumble, though one that was nigh inaudible to the rest of her high-school class. This displeased sound came not from her mouth, however, but from her rather expansive stomach.
        
Elenor, you see, was a brown bear-girl, and a big one, in more ways than one. Physically, she was 18 years old, just over 7 feet tall, and her body was covered in the typical thick brown fur of h

The Squad – (c) ninth – Erica shivered and shouldered her pack as she stepped out into the rain. Waving a quick goodbye to her ride, she kept her head down and strode quickly across to the covered entrance of the gym. She was there to meet the rest of her teammates for a final practice session before traveling to their regional qualifiers next week. They were the Blue Vixens, their university’s cheer-leading squad, with high hopes to become the top stunt cheerleaders in the reg

Leilani looked around to make sure that she was alone. The sun had almost sunk below the western horizon, painting the sand and the high tide alike a deep golden orange. Leilani closed her eyes for a moment. She felt the gentle breeze on her face and heard the repeated soft crashes of the waves calling to her. Able to wait no longer, she pulled her dress up over her head and stashed it near a patch of sea lettuce. She enjoyed the cool of the evening on her bare skin, but she hadn't undressed jus

I needed to leave
the country immediately. Maybe not right that second, but within a
day or two. Why? That’s a little bit too much to get into, it’s
complicated. Let me just say that more things are illegal than most
people would imagine, and I found myself in a tight spot.
With that in mind, what was I to do? They could be searching cars
going over the border. Air travel was completely out of the
question, since in this age of facial recognition my likeness would
be coursing through

He sat at the table and checked his watch. He couldn’t have been early, because they’d seated him right away, but he’d been there for fifteen minutes and his date was still a no show.“Sorry, sorry, sorry,” muttered a voice with a thick Scottish accent.From the sound of it, she was apologizing less out of genuine regret and more out of habit. He got the idea that she was a busy woman and thus was no stranger to being late. But despite the impression her voice made, he still