The Cannibal Escape
By
Twrch_Twryth(@yahoo.com)
"I want to be on
record that this is possibly the stupidest idea I've ever heard,"
George Abbot growled as he shifted from foot to foot.  The burly
Australian was nervously patrolling the exhausted campfire, peering
into the inscrutable jungle with his rifle ready.  Tamar Amsing
almost couldn't hear him since his back was turned.  "She's
as good as dead.  We've got the boat.  We just need to get
back to civil

When Moonshaker and Sam
returned to the camp, it was dark. And from the expression on
Valeri’s face, Sam could tell that something was amiss. “Hey?”
Sam asked from the edge of Moonshaker’s hand. “Valeri? You...
alright?”
“No,” she said.
“Not quite. I keep getting hungry, but it’s like... it’s like I
can’t stay full... I ate two slavers after you left, and it’s
only been ten or fifteen minutes? And I’m hungry again.”
“It might be a growth
spurt,” Hera said, stand

Mary
and Sue had been planning this trip for a long time. A fair amount of
the delay was the cost. Largess Resort was fairly exclusive and
exceptionally expensive. It had beautiful beaches, state of the art
accommodations, and top-tier service. It also
had to pay exorbitant penalties, licenses, and legal settlements
thanks to some of the more common activities the guests sought out
when visiting.
Once
the money was squared away, though, there was still the issue of
actually convincing Sue to mak

Unicorns
are Magnificent Creatures
Grick
Bug
spray and hair gel invaded the mountain air in alternating puffs over
Toby’s spiky black head and sweating tan neck. Hunched on a
mushroomed stump in the light shade beside a glasswater spring, the
29 year old car salesman fiddled with his signal-less cell phone as
though touching it could make him feel at least a little less out of
place. His girlfriend had dragged him off camping plenty of times,
but always to well established grounds always (a

Aaron
couldn’t believe what he was seeing. But there it was! His aunt
Barbara was now an immense, huge, woman-shaped bulge in an
almost-as-huge snake that was nervously looking up at him. “I can’t
help myself, it…it’s just that she tasted so wonderful.” Python
admitted.
“Um…Barbara,
are you…um…are you really in there?” Aaron called out, rubbing
over the immense gut as Barbara sighed from inside.
“Yes,
I’m still here. It’s very wet and very warm in here. I feel like
I�

Now, there was no shortage
of creatures that had rodents on their list of edible species. Come
to think of it, virtually every single species on the planet are able
to consume (and enjoy consuming) rodents. The only animals that
didn't have rodents on their menu were...well, no actually...even
rodents themselves sometimes dined on rodents. The order rodentia is
one of the most diverse and varied groupings of creatures that
exists, a nice bonus given the fact just presented - all it meant was
tha

"Energy
may neither be created nor destroyed."--First Law of
ThermodynamicsI'm just now getting my thoughts
together on what happened. I was in a bad mood. Not an
excuse.I didn't know I could do that. Except, I sorta had an
idea I could.No one could do what I did. Except, I know I'm
very very unusual. An exception.I didn't want to do it.
But... I've been curious for a while.Maybe I'm just not a
very nice person.
But,
in my defense, the food there sucked...***So,
yeah. Lemme st