How Aliens Kill Time
By Misterebony
 
 
By the year 2411, Earth had become a sort of galactic hub. Aliens of all sorts traveled there, built an econmy there, and began their lives anew there. Thriving in this time were mercs who worked for private individuals, and raders who worked for themselves.
 
Steven Gerome was the latter. He was an expert trader, and was actually quite rich. His specialty was tech, but he also dealt in foodstuffs, entertainment media, and the occasional

We are ready to summon the contestant, Miss Strikus" A young maid with red glasses and midnight blue hair that reached her shoulders said, as a feminine figure approached from behind

"Excellent" a beautiful and exciting sounding voice came from the figure

The upper half is this Strikus girl looked like any other girl. Her skin was so shiny and pale that it complemented her blue eyes, which were half-way covered by her black hair's

(Spoilers for Borderlands 3)
 
Even with the four Vaults' powers combined to prevent The Great Vault Pandora from being opened; Lilith, Amara, Tannis, Ava and Typhon DeLeon were no match for the awesome might of God-Queen Tyreen. As she took the life of her father, she turned to face the four women, her eyes filled with hunger as she licked her lips.
 
"You know, you pieces of shit really don't know when to leave well enough alone, do you?", Tyreen spoke, "you killed T

Moxxi

sat on her bed in uncertainty, her recent escapade with Tina repeating in her mind as she stared blankly into her bosom. The escapade in question was of course the devouring of her friend who is now an addition onto her body she once thought couldn’t get any bigger. She had thoroughly enjoyed the feeling of such a large mass squirming in her body as they sank into her

stomach;

the en

Sanctuary, the city in the sky, also
home to the most well-known woman to everyone on Pandora: Mad Moxxi,
the buxom succubus herself. Former owner of the underdome and current
owner of Moxxxi’s, the bar in sanctuary, and currently she was
bored.
Same patrons every day, of every
month, and frankly she was sick of it, she needed something new to
do, standing at a bar every day gets tiring and so here she was in a
now empty pub sitting at a booth with a mug of coffee staring into
the steaming mug

She's like a white hill moving through the crowd. A great swell of fur and muscle, moving with eerie silence on four massive legs. The better part of a ton of polar bear strides through the market, drawing only the rare curious glance. This is Monstertown. A polar bear in the market is barely a novelty, and that because she's a guard officer. Captain Landry is a werebear, or maybe a bearwere if the rumors are true. What's the difference? A werebear is a human who turns into a bear. A bearwere is

Captain
Landry – Large 7th level human female fighter polar werebear. LN
(good tendencies).
Human
form Feral Bear or Bearwoman form
Str 18
(+4) 34 +(12)
Con 16
(+3) 24 (+7)
Dex 11
(+1) 13 (+2)
Int 13
(+2) 13 (+2)
Wis 13
(+2) 13 (+2)
Cha 10 10
(+0)
Move:
40’ (60’ in feral bear form) Note: In feral form Landry can
easily outrun a human over short distances. Over a protracted run (1
mile+) she is no faster than a man (40’).
Hit
Dice/Points: 7d10+8d8+75 (180 HP)
Armor
Class: 31 (+2

 
  Harley
Quinn had been humiliated by Batman, and she knew it. What's worse,
her dear old Mister J had reminded her of it many times. Joker even
went as far as trying to punch her in the face, but missed. Where he
did
hit
her, though...    "So he punched my
breast. Big deal!" Harley yelled at the wall in the alley. "If
Mister J knew I was more than just a henchman, he'd come begging for
me to even grace him with the skin of my cleavage!" T

It
was rarely ever a normal day within Jump City, but more often than
not this was a case of catastrophe befalling the metropolis. However,
thanks to its local protectors whatever misfortune occurred was often
dealt with before it became too much of an issue. Although, that was
in most cases and today was far from most cases. Especially given the
fact some out of town help had been called in.
“Come
on, there’s got to be some kind of response by now…”
the heroine known as Bumblebee though

College GainsOut of the way there was a large almost mansion like house. It belonged to Melissa Telkin’s or at least it belonged to her parents. They had bought it for her as a gift for her college graduation. She had extremely generous parents almost too generous but this time at least it worked in her favour. The girl in question was currently walking around with a plastic cup in her hands occasionally taking sips before grimacing slightly. Occasionally she would have to dodge a group of

KeelhauledThe scorching sun beat down upon a tiny raft as it drifted alone on the vast open ocean. It was strung together from barrels and broken pieces of a mast, salvaged from a ship that had once sailed along the great shipping routes, now a distant memory. The raft had one passenger; Cade. He was a deckhand on the ship up until it went down, but that felt like months ago. His water was now running low and to make matters even worse, he seemed to have a new friend in the form of a rather affe

Dungeon DivingA slow, rhythmic clopping sound echoed throughout the crumbling pillars and stone walls of a ruin that once formed a mighty castle. They were the only noise that reverberated through the ghostly, moonlit remains, punctuated only by an occasional wet gurgle. Cassidy’s equine stomach was about two thirds of the way through processing its latest meal. She allowed a belch to escape her lips, followed by a frustrated sigh. She was told that the man she was looking for would be at

Corey Shere has had a long day, having hanged out with family and friends for his birthday. His mother and father naturally congratulated him and say how proud they are, while one of his best friends, a wolf named Kiefer, talked about the latest details of the sexy celebrity known as Silva Stud. He always wondered how awesome it would be to be in one of those erotic encounters with the popular horse DILF, but pushed it aside in favor of hanging out with loved ones.

A small group of ponies, neck and neck
with each other, barreled through the ribbon at the finish line, the
winners of the Running of the Leaves. A few stragglers came in behind
them, one of them a purple unicorn with a starburst mark on her
flanks. Finally, a blue and orange ball of flailing limbs accompanied
by a dust cloud rolled through.
“Consarit, Rainbow! We agreed, winner
gets to eat loser! You cheated, so you lost! Now stop struggling and
let me eat you already!”
“I cheated?! You m

Shocking Switch-Up




    
“So, you’re sure that you’ve got the spell right this time?”

“Definitely! A few smudges aren’t going to stop me from casting the spell properly this time!” Lily the witch smiles at Misty, the water gym leader looking skeptically at the spellbook.
“Yeah, and even if it doesn&rsqu

Lost in the Dark(type)





    
Erin slams into a Krokorok’s gut head-first, making the reptile stumble back a bit. Pico leaps over the eevee, slapping the dark-ground pokemon in the face with her tail over and over until he falls to the ground unconscious. The duo pant and wait to make sure the opponent was KO’d before turning to each other and smiling. They high-five

Hot Fuzz Ch.4




    
Smolder huffs and puffs as he walks through a dim forest, a slight fog all around him. On the Typhlosion’s shoulders, Erin and Pico were both hanging on and looking around at full attention. “You guys could walk too. How come I’m carrying everything again?” Smolder grumbles, slowing down as he reaches a tree, leaning against it with an exhausted e

A Salazzle’s Satisfaction






Erin grumbles to himself as he climbs up a steep slope. The eevee tried and tried to get his companions to join him on this mission to look for a missing Machop, but they’d both refused. And why? The mission location. The Machop had last been seen around an inactive volcano. Smolder said it was just too much effort to climb and Pico absolutely refused to deal wi

Hot Fuzz (Ch.V)



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Erin huffed as he dragged a large sack with his teeth, making his way through a crowd that were all clamoring around the shop that he was leaving. He eventually breaks through the end of the crowd, finally free from the restraint of other pokemon being in his wa

Hot Fuzz (Ch.3)






    
Erin couldn’t hold his excitement. He’d motivated Smolder enough to get some more missions done and they’d finally gotten some more reviver seeds and increased their rank to Bronze! They weren’t unranked anymore! The guild hall had showered him in rewards in celebration, including some special drinks that were supposed

Hot Fuzz (Ch.2)






    
“Come on Smolder! You promised you’d help today, so get outta bed! Sun’s already starting to go down! You slept past noon!”
The Typhlosion groaned a bit as his eevee partner headbutted him in the side, trying to roll him off of his large cushion. The thought that he could just eat the eevee and keep slee

Hot Fuzz (Chapter 1)




“I’m still mad at you!”
“Aw come on Erin. Don’t be mad. It was really fun!”
“Well since you had so much fun, maybe you should come help me today!”
“But I’m not ready to burn off the calories you gave me yet. Honestly if you’re that worried about it you should just stay home until I AM ready.&rdqu

Hot Fuzz (Prologue)




Not recruiting. Not looking to make a new team. No matter where he went, there seemed to be no one who would fulfill his desire to be part of a rescue team. All he wanted was a badge to start officially helping pokemon instead of being mistaken for a pokemon in need! He’d even done tryouts for the few teams that were recruiting, but always got outdone and dropped. There were several already listed teams

Miss Kobayashi’s Bath Time Adventure





Kobayashi was beginning to think the day would never end. From the moment she got to work, she had spent almost every single minute going over seemingly endless lines of code and checking for mistakes. She had made one mistake the day before and had to go through all of her work again. Finally, she was done. Only an hour and a half after she usually got off work, and

    
Diantha could see her target from across the kitchen. It was an area on her mom’s body, two feet wide, one foot tall, consisting of two curved, fatty globes. The subject of endless masturbations, spanking sessions, and servicing sessions ever since the development of her own sexuality. The fantasies and dreams had followed her through her advancement into womanhood, until her mother wrapped her booty in ribbons and gave it to her daughter for her 18

Julie's Adventures In Frogland:
A Sequel to Victim of A Frog by Doc Dweeb (with his permission)
By The Preve
            Julie lay in the Frog's stomach. The Frog had swallowed her moments ago. The tingle of digestive juice would soon become searing agony. "I'm dead," she sobbed. "I can't believe this! Swallowed by a frog. I'm supposed to be at the prom in two weeks. It's not fair!" Suddenly, Julie felt a thump, and then another, and she wa

“Rosa, maybe be a little quieter?” The hushed voice of an anxious fox was barely audible over the idle sounds of a busy movie theatre, specifically the line near the concession stand. Near the line, but not actually in it, was an orange fox dressed in a light coloured t-shirt and jeans, but he was accompanied by a more…robust companion.
Robust was a kind way of saying that Rosa was fat—though this wasn’t really unexpected, given she was a quadruped, and a goat to

Luna grunted as she yanked at the staff in her hand, the glowing rope coming from its tip pulling a floating cart through the portal she just came from, carrying a wooden chest atop the cart. Her long golden hair tied in a messy bun on her head. Her robes torn and splattered with green blood. She sighed with a smile as she looked around the landscape, the familiar tower that her adopted mother and master resides in. Knee high clay, wood and stone golems roaming about, tending to the fields, h

It was the 31th of October, Natalie sighed with a smile on her face as her friend from school and current workmate, Lilly turned off the TV for the night. The duo had hung out together for halloween, having some of the usual, and not so usual fun for the season. The reason being Lilly, who is actually an experienced witch. She moulded her very home into a grand Halloween attraction for Natalie’s enjoyment, summoning various creatures to spook her as she went through, and ending the tour off