ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Ah, right. I forgot that tag.

Cobbly - 4 years ago

This is called Sentient Disposal btw

WatermelonArtist - 3 weeks ago

God I fucking love Paya so much

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

It had been a while since I had written her, so I wanted to give her another story.

ABrinson27 - 4 years ago

Aaah paya been awhile since I drawn her

aadel57 - 4 years ago

thank you i am ready

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Not this time unfortunately. Only Smash fighters. But, if I do another thing where Zelda is looking for Eka's people to eat, you'll be welcome with open arms (and maw).

aadel57 - 4 years ago

can i be next?

SmaxTheDestroyer - 4 years ago

I know, but that was the next line going with the Star Wars bit...

SmaxTheDestroyer - 4 years ago

That is the idea~

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

There's a mix of both in this.

asdn534Sans - 4 years ago

Will the prey be unwilling or willing

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Well, that Halloween story brought us close, but yeah...

The K - 4 years ago

That's the world I want to live in :)

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

I'm glad you think so. Zelda should have the most perfect booty burps. It's like how Daisy should have the rankest belches around.

Zanatenri - 4 years ago

Exactly! ^_^

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Casual scenarios like this are a favorite of mine, where the worst thing that happens from being eaten is the embarrassment of it. It lets you have more fun with what's happening between the characters.

Zanatenri - 4 years ago

"She looked back at her big butt to see that Palutena's face was tattooed on the upper center left of her left butt cheek with a slightly amused, slightly embarrassed expression on the goddess' face."

I adore this wording.

My favorite vore scenarios are ones like this where the worst thing the prey experiences is the embarrassment that comes from the utter domination of being eaten and turned into pudge by their opponent.

With almost no pain and a guaranteed respawn, Palutena was able to have a fun fight against her friend despite gettting devoured, digested, and added to Karrie's butt. <3

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Thanks! I will.

KOFreeman1 - 4 years ago

This was an amazing read! Keep it up!

ZeldaNoVorsu - 3 years ago

A bit of chaos followed by a vore scene. Glad you enjoyed it. I do find myself perhaps reading a little too much into things like this, but that's what makes it fun.

Matteo42 - 3 years ago

Wtf did I just read XD

Good stuff though! I'm happy to see I aint the only mofo that reads too far into shit like this lol (the title)

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Me as well.

The K - 4 years ago

I find myself always enjoying vore more when there is loads of gassy content in it.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

I'm happy to provide another wonderful read for you. I seek to provide some of the best gassy vore content around.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

sʞuɐɥ┴

derpsquid42 - 4 years ago

ʎɹoʇS pooפ

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

I've got to have some variety in my endings. Although the logistics of actually pulling that prank off may not have been entirely thought through.

SmaxTheDestroyer - 4 years ago

That ending tho.... that is unnecessarily mean. I love it... XD

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Ah, yes, that part. Just as I said it would be.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Uh, I think so?

ABrinson27 - 4 years ago

Spare me some Mercy am I right~?

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

I'm always keeping note of things you like to then combine them in these stories for the ultimate flustering experience.

techtician - 4 years ago

There's too much yes in this

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

She may be Parallel Zevilda, but she still knows how to tease.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

They are most certainly your favorite.

The K - 4 years ago

Daisy burps are the best smelly burps.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Indeed they would have. And I'm sure she can be on the receiving end of a burping soon as well.

The K - 4 years ago

Sweet! Imagine if it had been Daisy getting karate chopped in the belly. Her burps would have stank up the joint XD

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

These stories with burpy belly rubs always hit all the right notes for you. I'll definitely have another scenario where one princess says she'll burp another with a swollen round orb of a belly soon enough. It is quite the lovely scenario.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

The other day it led to me sending him up Zelda's butt. He tried to escape and get eaten by a digimon or something, but I made sure he stayed in there until he wound up as her pile.

techtician - 4 years ago

Very true

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

When it comes to best girls, he can have a hard time showing proper respect.

techtician - 4 years ago

In my defense, he insulted my girl Susie. So.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

You tried to turn him into a crater that one time...

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

[i]Oh yes~[/i]

techtician - 4 years ago

Oh boy...

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Hey, don't worry, Squid. I'm not one either. You can just enjoy this for the Peach noms.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

[i]Grins...[/i]











[i]...evilly.[/i]

derpsquid42 - 4 years ago

Brain: I'm not a furry, you know what that community is like
11th tentacle: hehe peach go nom

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

That week in November was basically the best week of all of 2020. Tuesday gave us the Holiday Special and Friday gave us Age of Calamity. Future Link and Zelda's backstories are sprinkled throughout the holiday works. If I ever do the gallery restructure I keep telling myself I want to do, I'll organize the stories by series instead of just having them all sit in this folder together.

derpsquid42 - 4 years ago

A great end to the best things of November last year. Cool to see future Link and Zelda again, even if I still don't remember their backstories.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Also Vorsu what? Posts an enjoyable story? Falls asleep when he thinks Squid is offline?

derpsquid42 - 4 years ago

Vorsu: Go play Age of Calamity, Squid!
Also Vorsu:

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

I use vore as more of a means to an end to get really good gas at this point. The more you beat, the more bloated and gassy you get, leading to those big bubbly belches and baritone butt burps.

The K - 4 years ago

The gas parts are like my favorite. Always love seeing descriptions in that depart when it comes to vore.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

I do my best to word it in a way you'll enjoy, seeing as you're one of the very few people who likes to talk about this stuff with me. The gas parts of the story are often the ones I work the hardest to get descriptively right, even more than the vore parts.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

That's what we're all about here.

The K - 4 years ago

Sounds like a gassy good time :)

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

I'll have to find some time to pencil you in then. Got any special dates coming up? Hmm... I actually need to go back and revisit that time you gave Zelda a nice round belly too... There's still more digestion-induced gas to be had that has yet to be explored.

The K - 4 years ago

If it results in smelly belches for Daisy then yes!

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

If you go for a spin, you'll certainly generate a lot of gas bubbles that will translate into bloated cheeks and smelly belches. At least until those bubbles start heading south. Then it's be more rotten flowers. Still want to sign up?

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Ah, you should have waited until just after, I suppose. I included the Zelda/Palutena thing after your earlier suggestion. Better late than never is what I always say though. Glad you enjoyed it!

Ironf1st - 4 years ago

Somehow i knew that hopping off of here for a while around new years was a bad idea, I'm equal parts ecstatic that this exists and furious at myself for missing it when it came out. Another classic for the books!

Ironf1st - 4 years ago

Somehow i knew that hopping off of here for a while around new years was a bad idea, I'm equal parts ecstatic that this exists and furious at myself for missing it when it came out. Another classic for the books ????

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

I think I've got a pretty good handle on what you like for gas descriptions now. You shouldn't have to wait long for the next round of gassy outbursts from Daisy, seeing as the next story will continue from this one.

The K - 4 years ago

You worded that perfectly! I'm drooling for what gas Daisy lets out next.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Hey, at least the result is a trip down memory lane... for me at least.

SmaxTheDestroyer - 4 years ago

See link, THIS is why you don’t mess with time travel... it’s a delicate and precise act...

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Oh, well I'm glad you enjoyed being annihilated so thoroughly.

Circle0Trick - 4 years ago

When getting annihilated like this is a gift, you know you have excellent taste. And taste excellent.

Bonus love for the stinky torture; that sort of thing is so ♡ ♡ ♡ gross ♡ ♡ ♡
Thank you for posting.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

I was betrayed by my own description...

derpsquid42 - 4 years ago

*mask falls off* How did you know? You'll never take me alive! *jumps off cliff*


Hey Vorsu, I went to go get a snack. What happened here? And why is there a mask with my face on it on the ground?

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Et tu, Descriptio?

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

I know, right?! That's why I love getting these.

The K - 4 years ago

Awww! What a cutie.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

How could you, really?

usersp - 4 years ago

i dont blame anyone that wants to be inside that belly

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Well, you and Crystal share an opinion on that, I suppose.

techtician - 4 years ago

Please don't bring up that last one. You made your point.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

What do you mean I have a distinct lack of actually punishing him? The entire Mario Kart arc I was feeding him to people, then I fed him to [i]Twilight Princess[/i] Zelda twice, and then after the episode you refer to, I punished him by feeding him to Baby Peach!

techtician - 4 years ago

*hardlight hologram* Yeah but you have a distinct lack of actually punishing Crystal for what he does!

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

If it served your purposes, probably.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Oh I will. Just not in the way you'll expect~

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Yes, indeed, I figured I should give him a little time in the spotlight. I enjoy dramatic entrances, so teleporting mid message feels appropriate.

derpsquid42 - 4 years ago

Ooh, a story from Archimedes' POV! And you pulled the same teleportation trick on him that you did with me... Is that just a common thing with you now?

techtician - 4 years ago

It'sLissafightme

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

You'd have to ask :icontechtician:. He found it for me.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Well you are certainly in the right place for those.

The K - 4 years ago

Cheek bloating before the belches and butt belches are my fave!

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Indeed. If I remember correctly, there was no cheek bloating before the belches and definitely no butt belches either. Therefore I had to incorporate the concept into my own brand of gassy goodness I'm glad you enjoy reading so much.

The K - 4 years ago

Well you've certainly taken that style and made it your own. I love reading these stories so much.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

That's how I got Zelda in this episode after all.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

I had a feeling you would like that part. Random burps are fun, but the more build up there is with gurgling and swelling, the bigger and better the belch after tends to be.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

First reaction is like Tech's, but then it casts doubt about the events in the story. I am confused.

The K - 4 years ago

What a great story. I especially love the pressure built up for Peach's belch. Her gut getting tighter and swelling, along with her cheeks.

SmaxTheDestroyer - 4 years ago

Oh my...

Well, that was certainly something that definitely happened.

Happy Birthday Squid!

techtician - 4 years ago

Oh definitely

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

While that was a good guess, I would naturally make Zelda the end of the chain, in this case I had a weirdly specific inspiration for it. I was going to retort that I got the image over two years ago, but I had already been at this for about two years by then, so my cookies probably did know my Zelda preferences back then already.

As for the joke, I feel commended. It's all about the execution with one like that. Most others will do the "Mario" scream by itself in response to being eaten as sort of a joke, but it's pretty easy to see coming and not as funny as a result. This one definitely falls under my brand of humor, but it's all about the timing and the less expected lead up. It is kind of weird for there to be [i]no[/i] comments for a more popular story such as this. My regulars definitely read it but decided to not comment I guess.

CatriamFlockentanz - 4 years ago

I didn't think there was any reason for their different sizes than you just making it up for no reason. Having their size determined by the size of their picture is definitely unique that's for sure. I guess your cookies know that you like your Zeldas as large and in charge as they can be. ;)
But that's not what I am here for; so:

" “Great… How am I going to get out of this?” Peach muttered, “Well, when in doubt, I suppose… MARRRIIIIIIIIIIIOOO!” "

It's rare that such jokes work for me, but this one actually got a chuckle out of me, that's commendable, so feel commended now, that's an order! :D

Overall the story had the quality I expect from you which makes it kinda sad that I am the first one to comment after a whole week and over 3000 Views...

CatriamFlockentanz - 4 years ago

I didn't think there was any reason for their different sizes than you just making it up for no reason. Having their size determined by the size of the picture is definitely unique that's for sure. I guess your cookies now that you like your Zeldas as large and in charge as they can be. ;)
But that's not what I am here for, so:

" “Great… How am I going to get out of this?” Peach muttered, “Well, when in doubt, I suppose… MARRRIIIIIIIIIIIOOO!” "

It's rare that such jokes work for me, but this one actually got a chuckle out of me, that's commendable, so feel commended now, that's an order! :D

Overall the story had the quality I expect from you which makes it kinda sad that I am the first one to comment after a whole week and over 3000 Views...

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Guess his name is Rey Skywalker then... wait, wrong all of something.

derpsquid42 - 4 years ago

Ah, that is a bit meta to think about. In universe, he simply oversees the seven scribes, but out of universe, he [i]is[/i] all the scribes.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Well, calling him that would imply he [i]is[/i] a scribe, which he is not. I probably should give him some sort of identifier, though he won't pop up very often as the scribes are supposed to serve as his proxy.

derpsquid42 - 4 years ago

Another appearance of the man behind the scribes... should we call him Zero or some other play on it, since he technically is older than Prime?

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

I'm going to let you figure that one out.

WatermelonArtist - 2 years ago

:)

ZeldaNoVorsu - 2 years ago

Glad you enjoyed it!

WatermelonArtist - 2 years ago

I dont like reading that much...
BUT THAT WAS FUN!

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Well, I'm glad you enjoy them so much. I like to sprinkle them in every now and again for fun because I enjoy them, but knowing someone else does as well makes me more likely to do them.

tadaroz - 4 years ago

Exactly! It’s just mmmm so nice to read:)

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Thanksgiving is the perfect holiday for all of those.

The K - 4 years ago

Another wonderful, gas filled, cheek bloating, burp and fart goodness story.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Yes. It was definitely the same energy as Cat Peach, but she has a bit more awareness, which is why she went after Daisy to prevent anyone from truly finding out what happens the night of Thanksgiving.

derpsquid42 - 4 years ago

Looks like Peach may have tapped into her primal Cat side a bit there. Daisy must never know...

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Could have just been a general internet issue where ever the server is physically located. The Prequels as a whole aren't terrible. They have some stumble moments, though really only in the first two, but they really got over-hated because if there's one thing the internet is good at, it's overreacting to things and giving less than desirable voices a platform to spread vitriol and claim that they're a majority... The [i]Star Wars[/i] fandom wars really come down to two small opposing sides on things like Twitter when the vast majority just enjoy the movies. Sure, they like some more than others, but they don't go around hating them or claiming [i]Star Wars[/i] is dead or that certain people aren't fans when they don't like a movie as much.

derpsquid42 - 4 years ago

I don't think someone would do that, but maybe. The people here are kind of isolated from the rest of the web, so we don't really invade or get invaded. Well, at least the lack of Eka's let me finish that prequel rewatch. I must say: better than I remember.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

I don't know. When they migrated server's they had a page up explaining, but this time it was just down for a couple hours. At first I was getting a 502, which means the server is down, but then I was getting 522, which meant I could connect to the server, but the server took too long to respond. Maybe it got DDoSed?

derpsquid42 - 4 years ago

Yeah, wonder what that was about. Server maintenance, maybe?

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

[i]Shrugs.[/i] He's more alive than the portal was yesterday, I suppose. I definitely agree with that headcanon though.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

I've been on a bit of Link pred kick. He's been popping up here and there. They could hire Falco, but what's to stop Link from... Oh, probably whatever happens with him and Zelda that I decided not to show.

derpsquid42 - 4 years ago

Link pred? Haven't seen that for a while. And technically Falco is a mercenary, so we could just hire him to replace bird brain.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Had to get him in there for his fans.

Xenophage17 - 4 years ago

Awesome link!

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Basically, Purah wanted a way to keep herself young for when Link came back. She created a device to de-age herself, but it worked too well and turned her into a loli. So from a purely chronological stand point, she's older in BotW than in AoC, but biologically she's younger in BotW than in AoC. Also, then they could make the joke that Impa is the little sister when she looks ancient and is bigger than loli Purah.

derpsquid42 - 4 years ago

Well, in irl chronology, she now looks older, but in game, she's technically younger than in BotW. What the heck was Nintendo thinking with that whole plotline originally?

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Uh... You see the thing about that is she wasn't legalized more than she made herself illegal in the game that came before this prequel. Try to wrap your head around that.

derpsquid42 - 4 years ago

Alternate title: Recently legalized waifu consumes Michael Jackson.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Too busy perhaps. Giving myself the next couple of days to solely play [i]Age of Calamity[/i]. No writing! Also, yes, Impa went light on the clones, but she wanted her lunch whole.

derpsquid42 - 4 years ago

Well you've certainly been busy. And the assassin should be glad there weren't 6 clones, or there wouldn't be very much solid to swallow.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

I would have gone into more detail, but I'm trying to keep these around 7-8 pages, and I ran out of room if I was going to also do the disposal.

SmaxTheDestroyer - 4 years ago

Good one, though I kinda wanted to see Zelda’s tests in more detail. Like how DO you scientifically examine Vore? I dunno but I’m sure Scholar Princess would find a way~

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Wait, but you can't disagree completely. Some of what I said is not up for debate, unless you played some other version of [i]Breath of the Wild[/i] that I don't know about where Link is very expressive. Also, I'm not sure what you mean by forcing it? Most of the past story is about reminding you of the relationship that developed between them, so that's not forcing it. That's just how the story goes! If anyone is trying to force something, it's you trying to force the story to go in a direction it was not written to, but it won't do so, which is why you're frustrated. Mipha does have her part in the story as well, but hers of the childhood friend. Sometimes that does develop into something more when both parties are mutual, but there are plenty of examples where that also doesn't work out. People change and move on. In the case of Mipha and Link, Link ages much faster than she does, so he is liable to grow and move on before she does. Zelda and Urbosa do have a well established relationship and backstory together. She also has a rocky relationship with her father. But the character she interacts the most throughout the entire game is Link, and their relationship develops from Zelda wanting nothing to do with him to being willing to lay down her life for his after seeing that he would do the same for her. It's a beautiful story that you're missing because you can't get over the game not letting you have a fish waifu. Essentially, missing the forest for the trees. If the relationship was so forced and bad, I would think there would not be so many other people like me out there producing all sorts of fan art and loving it as I do. You can't convince me otherwise, and unless I've convinced you, which the above argument was supposed to, I don't think this debate will go anywhere.

transgo - 4 years ago

I completely disagree. Link protects her because that is his job,no other reason. I also think that it is a bad job by nintendo trying to force it, and maybe that is why I hate it so much. Mipha had a genuine plot, affection, and relationship with Link, and I believe that Zelda and Urbosa is actually her most built relationship.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

"Don't try to fight me on this, I'll bury you... in facts, of course." Don't say I say I didn't warn you.

First of all, arguing that most princess don't marry their guard members assumes that Hyrule operates as medieval society did on Earth. And while Hyrule is based in a fantasy setting, given what happens in [i]Breath of the Wild[/i], advanced technologies and such, this is not the case. Also, this Zelda tends to be unafraid to duck norms and be independent, so doing something that perhaps this more proper version of a princess would do is irrelevant. It also begs the question as to why a Zora Princess would marry a Hylian soldier as opposed to another Zora to be able to continue her family line as the oldest child of the Zora Royal Family, so that alone invalidates the first point.

Secondly, perhaps to you Link does not seem to show any interest in Zelda because he is a very stoic person, but yet he goes to great lengths to protect her, to the point where he nearly dies to do so, and at the end of several memories, it's implied he goes to reassure Zelda when she is feeling upset. That's not to mention what happens off screen, where Zelda is able to actually get him to talk to her, and they begin to bond over things like food and their roles in the great cyclic legend. And I'm not even sure where this "annoying" thing is coming from. Going back to Link's stoicism, he doesn't really emote all that much. If he did find Zelda annoying, why would he bother doing his job as well as he did, particularly when she gave him plenty of opportunities to go doing something else? Why would he let Zelda cry on him after Ganon's return when instead he could have insisted they keep running? Or for that matter, why would Zelda feel she could do that unless there were mutual close feelings between them?

Finally, as far as I know, Link does not blush in that memory. And just because Mipha made the armor, doesn't mean Link loves her back. Love can go one way or not the other. If it was mutual, she would not have indicated in her diary that she was worried about Link and Zelda spending more time together? Mipha is not as... outgoing shall we say as Princess Ruto. It also seems that she and Link have not spending as much time together since he joined the army, logically, and she ages much more slowly than he does. Link might finally be getting to the age where she feels comfortable talking to him about something beyond their friendship. If he had truly loved Mipha, wouldn't his first concern after Calamity Ganon's return would be to rescue her from Vah Ruta. Instead, he stuck with Zelda, protecting her until what was nearly his own end. And if you don't get all the memories in BotW, it may feel like Link's relationships are not very developed. But if you get them all, then his relationship with one character, Zelda, is well established and for good reason. Nintendo worked hard to set up Zelda and Link's relationship and make it work well. They have only further cemented that it is a thing after the fact and in [i]Age of Calamity[/i].

Mic drop. :iconZeldaNoVorsu: out.

transgo - 4 years ago

I think that the Zelda-link thing is a terrible idea, based on the games. Nintendos entire story plot is trying to put a couple that does not work together. 1, most princesses do not marry their guard members, because their job is not that. 2, even if Zelda does like link, he shows no interest in her, and seems to find her quite annoying. Link can be seen blushing when talking to Mipha, and if she made him the armor, they must have been in love. Botw does not dive into links relationships enough, and as a result, we do not see him interact with Mipha.

Cielie - 4 years ago

Well it is a common anime(and JRPG) trope as a whole of having the male mc have a sort of harem not-so-harem where almost every single girls are in love or have some kind of similar feeling to him.
Not saying this trope doesn't exist in other countries, love triangle is basically this but tamer, where 2 people are in love with the same one and that person need to choose between the two. Which technically, doesn't make it a triangle so the name is kind of a lie in almost all case... Except for that Shakespeare story where there is a girl who love someone, that person loves another and that another is in love with the girl who is disguised making it a real triangle instead of both of the points loving the same and fighting over it.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

[i]My location... is a secret to everybody.[/i]

techtician - 4 years ago

*Zelda goes to the Divines for your location*

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

[i]Is on vacation on an isolated beach again.[/i]

techtician - 4 years ago

*She grumbles and grabs her Sheikhah slate"

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

[i]Is unfortunately unavailable to take calls at this time.[/i]

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

The Toads will definitely need to open some windows.

The K - 4 years ago

Nice! Daisy will stink up the place with her gas!

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Well, she'll have to digest all that food she was nice enough to clear out for Peach. She'll probably have the occasional burp and then probably get some flower farts going after a while as the gas bubbles travel south.

The K - 4 years ago

Great story! My favorite parts were Daisy belching of course and scratching her bloated belly. I can just totally picture her doing that. I wonder what she'll do watching the Crocodile Hunter?

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

I closed that website before I made the fatal mistake of finding more days to write about.

The_Prof - 4 years ago

Seriously Vorsu she turned into a pickle... Funniest shit I've ever seen.

(addendum: Midna may have lost this round but that little imp needs more food I'd say... Those hips don't lie after all)

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

I mean, some of them got purged, but not nearly as many as could have if I did art rather than writing.

derpsquid42 - 4 years ago

Didn't you have a story or two go down? One of the twenty ate teen stories, I think.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Uh... yeah, exactly! I mean, I definitely didn't have WW survive the purge because I didn't tag underage/loli or anything...

derpsquid42 - 4 years ago

I know some of rika's stuff got swept up in the loli purge of 2018, so that might have been a problem. Then again, there is the magic of timeskips, so who knows. Wait, now that I think about it, WW is adult timeline, and apparently boys on outset dress up as the hero of time when they're his age, so maybe Link is an adult, just looks younger because of the artstyle.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Well, I'll make you do it again then!

techtician - 4 years ago

I was more productive than usual actually. I knocked out two months worth for me in a weekend remember?

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Look at all the checks. Heh, the taunting is pretty fun, isn't it? Also yes, you need to be teased more. I haven't teased you as much lately and you aren't as productive as usual, so it's time to fluster your productivity back into existence. [i]Mwa ha ha ha ha![/i]

techtician - 4 years ago

Okay so me with DC-15s and Lissa references. Check. References to my vore day image. Check. A lot of fun taunting. Check.

Zelda instructing you to tease me... whaaaaaaa?

Oh and you getting a few more points. Check.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

One day he will be freed of Twitter's sinister imprisonment. I just have to figure out how...

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Unfortunately for him, he does not get to decide what kind of tomfoolery Link and Zelda get up to.

derpsquid42 - 4 years ago

Ganondorf does not approve of any kind of triforce tomfoolery.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

It is the destiny of all things. To try and avoid it is folly. One should simply enjoy the time they have and embrace this destiny when their time comes.

ABrinson27 - 4 years ago

And all will become a part of the royal rump

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

The royal rump consumes all.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Right. I've heard about that, but I'm waiting for the ultimate addition or at least compiled version, just so I don't have to buy a bunch of separate ones.

derpsquid42 - 4 years ago

Oh yeah, I have a couple of those. Totally different tone, like TP was dark, but not "Link gets his cursewording arm cut off"

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Oh, they're working on [i]Twilight Princess[/i] they just haven't finished, so there isn't an ultimate addition. They have also said they want to do [i]Breath of the Wild[/i], but fans wanted TP finished first.

derpsquid42 - 4 years ago

Ah, I see you are a divine of culture as well. Shame they stopped at PH...

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

I know the scene of which you speak. One where disguised Zelda and Link start to hit it off, only for Link to unknowingly call the girl next to him ugly... So she blows him up.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

I love me some wholesome (and funny) Zelink and Zelda fanart. I have to be careful, as often I'll get frustrated by the lack of good Zelda art here and then just go get sucked into non-vore art for hours.

derpsquid42 - 4 years ago

I was just looking for AoC memes, but I guess their twitter must be right up your alley.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

That's how I play her at least. Just mash the buttons and detonate runes as I go. Also, that Twitter artists bio has me intrigued. A fellow Zelink nerd, eh?

derpsquid42 - 4 years ago

I think this sums up her moveset pretty well. https://twitter.com/MunettieCF/status/1323299723617468417/photo/1

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

I think when you said it the last time I hadn't figured out what you meant yet, so that's my bad. It does make sense for Zelda to take her variations the farthest. I bet you're right. The hooded figure will most likely be the final boss of the Champions all together. We may get a few, wipe out waves of enemies missions with Zelda at the end as she takes the Master Sword back before going to face Ganon himself. Bow of Light could be interesting, though I'm not sure what I personally would do for the moveset with that.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

You're welcome!

jrarulez - 4 years ago

Thanks for the advice!

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Oh, well thank you. Having ideas is an important first step. Rarely can I write without having an idea of the beginning and end of the stories, which allows me to then write the journey between the two points. The best way, in my opinion, is to plot out as much of the story as you can before you go to write it, as having a consistent scaffold helps keep you on track. The only thing I don't usually plan as much are the vore scenes themselves. I plan where to put them, but I find writing them to be more of an in the moment thing. This is because I find the best way to write vore scenes is to be inspired. Look at other art and writing to find a scene or sequence you really like. Or look for a scene or sequence that does sort of what you are looking to do. That person figured out how to apply or make the idea work, which will show you that it can in fact be done.

jrarulez - 4 years ago

Okay! You’re really good at writing stories. My parents said that I could create good stories but I don’t think I can find myself to do so at the moment. I have ideas but I don’t know how to apply them or make it work. How do you do it? Got any tips?

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Not at the moment, but that doesn't mean I never want to revisit the idea later.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 3 years ago

Happy to provide some gassy goodness.

Vorachist22 - 3 years ago

I love the amount of farting in this one.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Let's just say using him as your fall guy combined with what you've put him through in [i]Tales of the Wanderer[/i] does not make him your biggest fan.

CrystalKiller88 - 4 years ago

No, why?

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

You ever wonder why your relationship with him is strained?

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Of course. It only makes sense.

The K - 4 years ago

I had to have it after this story.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Oh, yeah, those belly burbles were a warning a lot of bubbles were about to bloat her cheeks. I see you have a new (and appropriate) icon.

The K - 4 years ago

Good! Daisy deserves to have the smelliest belches ever, as I slosh in her belly. It probably burbles loudly before the big stinkers bloat up her cheeks.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Definitely. The more melty, bubbly, and sloshy you got, the smellier her belches became.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Yes. I had this planned before I realized Season 2 was coming out on the same day, but once I made the connection, it was too perfect not to do. Especially after the strong opening to this season. I was very tempted to have some spoiler from the episode in there, but I restrained myself.

derpsquid42 - 4 years ago

Ooh, a Mandalorian story! And glad to see you're going through with the Kirby/Samus crossover we mentioned earlier. This is definitely the way.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

You never know what ideas might stick with me.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

The music in the video makes it ten times better.

techtician - 4 years ago

Oh wow I wasn't expecting to actually have influenced it tbh

derpsquid42 - 4 years ago

And then Dedede turned himself into a potato, funniest shit I've ever seen.

WatermelonArtist - 1 year ago

Sheik

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

It is my destiny to bury the works of those who do not understand, this misguided and malicious, and to give hope to those who would otherwise feel that they are alone in their love for the princess here, a place that unlike most of the internet, does not show her the respect she deserves...

[i]Ahem.[/i] Yes, it would seem that they're either the true leader of the Yiga or a figure much more closely related to Ganon that the Yiga revere them as well. Either way, they are an interesting new piece in this puzzle, and a good way to make the Yiga scarier. But who knows, Kohga's also 100 years younger. Perhaps he shall be more of a threat.

derpsquid42 - 4 years ago

Fair enough. If it wasn't for you, Zelda would likely be a much more common prey, but thanks to you and your followers, she's almost always pred. And I totally forgot about Agahnim, I blame ALbW. I guess they're the real leader of the Yiga, because Kohga is more of a name to fear than an actual threat. Wait a minute... Yuga... Yiga... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssnw2GA657s

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Well, Zelda will at least have her prayer dress, so she'll have one alt. Not sure if she'll also get her formal dress as that'd be a bit silly. Not sure what other alts would be, but I'll take them if we get them. Squid... of course I didn't think that, but it doesn't matter if I know she has omega plot armor, I was immersed in the new cutscene, and seeing Zelda in danger, even if I know she'll be alright, still invokes a fearful reaction. Blame this website and their tendency to hurt her without regards for the plot. I haven't seen anything of them in the game yet, but I'm thinking an Agahnim/Ghirahim-style character. I think it'd be kind of cool if it was Ghirahim.

derpsquid42 - 4 years ago

I do enjoy how combos are linked to sidequests, which are locked behind story progress, so we can really learn with the characters. Customizable outfits for Link is cool, but I hope we get at least alts for the rest of the cast, it doesn't have to be the mix and match of Link. And did you really think they'd do anything to Zelda? Not only does she have plot armor, but we know she survives to fight the Calamity alone after Link is sealed. Oh, forgot to ask, what's your opinions on the new villain? Definitely getting Yuga vibes from them.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

There are certainly more than enough reference pics of her out there.

techtician - 4 years ago

*scribbles down some notes* Hmm should be possible. Peach is simple enough with the various references pictures.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Oh, you know, just getting a little [i]revenge[/i]. I figured if anyone should tell the tale of him being eaten for the first time, it should be me, and that logically his first pred should be Peach. Thinking of contributing a little illustration to go with it?

techtician - 4 years ago

How's it going with Squid? *stretches and chews on my stylus as I look over this piece*

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Hello there!

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Hmph. That won't save him. However, I have a [i]better[/i] idea... [i]Disappears while doing phantom Emperor laugh.[/i]

derpsquid42 - 4 years ago

Nothing! Nothing! *jumps into space stone portal to avoid confrontation*

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

You're not [i]what[/i] now?

derpsquid42 - 4 years ago

I- I'm just inferring that from Hero's Journey 2! I'm n-not in leagues with him or anything...

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

How do you know what Vorensu does and doesn't support?

zenitharms - 2 years ago

Pretty cool story! How did you put pictures on it tho? :)

CrystalKiller88 - 4 years ago

Nah. If I remained in a humanoid form, I wouldn't have been able to talk to the locals. Plus, I probably would have thrown their world into chaos by being there.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Perhaps that was your first mistake.

CrystalKiller88 - 4 years ago

My form can sometimes change to better fit a dimension I'm in. I was in a dimension populated only with pokemon, so I turned into an Eevee.

ZeldaNoVorsu - 4 years ago

Why do you have paws now?