Tyler looked over himself one final time, intently
staring into the slightly dirty bathroom mirror. His makeup bottles
and tools were scattered haphazardly across the countertop as he
examined every inch of his feminine face for imperfections. Not that
he wasn’t already cute when he climbed out of bed in the morning,
but today was a little different; he had to fully sell himself as a
girl.
---
Convention season was one of Tyler’s favorite times of
the year. Not only did he actively read

Working out your differences
Down the path going
along the river were people doing the usual jobs. Children threw
bread for the ducks and adults tried to stop their dogs from jumping
in the river. But every few minutes there would be a runner going
past any one spot. Some were professionals training for a marathon
while others were simply staying fit. But where ever runners may run
you will always find someone like Julianna. She fell into the
exercise category of middle aged woman trying to lose

The
club was kind of dead. That’s how it started. I was wearing my
clubbing cloths, a tight little black dress that left zero to the
imagination, but it seemed like the only people who came to the club
that night either came as a couple or were already paired. That left
me the odd one out, and there’s nothing quite as sad as a pretty
girl alone on the dance floor. I thus opted for the marginally less
sad choice, a pretty girl standing near the dance floor with a drink
in her hand. I don’t

"Hello,
customer service."
"Finally!
Listen, I need to know where the reverse switch is on your 'Wonder
Wand.'"
"Would
this be the 'Wonder Wand: Ultimate Suction Male Marital Aid' or the
'Wonder Wand: Femine Magic Marital Aid'"
"I
don't know, the one that looks like a fleshlight!"
"That
would be the Ultimate Suction. What seems to be the problem?"
"I
need to know where the reverse switch is!"
"The
Ultimate Suction, as the name sugg

70ft hair – 700 pound body
The Prince often
enjoyed leaving the busy streets of his kingdom. He would walk into
the forest and embellish in its beauty. Gone was the sound of people
arguing over things in the market and swearing in a drunken stupor.
Now only the sound of birds and the rustling trees filled his ears.
Even the smell of flowers was relieving him of the stench of waste
and coal. So the Prince continued deeper into the forest, avoiding
the traditional path to avoid running into peop