Salter was salty.
More so than usual.
Her jackass “friend” Jalter had been getting on her nerves. Ever since she became a bloated mountain of blubber, the avenger would constantly tease Salter about her diminutive chest. This wasn’t uncommon before, but in recent days it had become a never ending barrage of flat jokes and taunting.
So Salter stomped down the halls of Chaldea with one goal: a larger chest than Jalter.
At first, she tried the same approach as Jalter at first: eat

“Look Q’leta, I’m just saying, this has been our fifth attempt today, and we haven’t even gotten Ramuh down to half health!”
“Yeah? Well, so what! We can just keep trying until we beat him! There’s no reason to get all worked up over a few wipes!”
O’raha stamped her foot to the ground and glared at the other Miqo’te.
“It’s been more than a few wipes, Q’leta! It’s been week after week of no progress at all!”

                “Weak! Weak, weak, weak! All of you Griffin dolls are just a waste of resources!”



                The Griffin Dolls in question, currently being repurposed as a makeshift throne after their crippling defeat, groaned weakly in response. The girls had been woefully

            Arrogance practically oozed from every inch of Alchemist’s body as she strode back into Sangvis Ferri’s base. And why shouldn’t she be looking smug? In the brief time between her deployment and the mission’s completion, the elite doll has successfully subdued, digested, and added four of Griffin’s own dolls onto her frame. The special-ops operator had practically doubled in size, all of her assets ba

Deep in the forest, the deer girl Mari skipped around. She was a curious, carefree forest spirit who loved to explore, and she was doing just that. Wandering through the forest, she found many snacks to sample: fruits, berries, maybe a little treat a careless hunter left behind. But today, she found something different.
“Oh, what’s this?”
Poking her head through the bushes, she came upon a large, open field. In the middle was a large building surrounded by a fence, unlike any s