Can't
Teach Shit
"And
with that concludes our fifteenth after-school lesson on the
physiology of the human digestive system...any questions, girls?"
Beth forced on her best smile as she looked over the handful of girls
who sat in the desks in the classroom. Of course, not a single one
was actually paying attention to the lesson she was giving. Every
last one of them was a bimbo in the truest sense of the word, the two
blondes sporting handlebar pigtails and button-up shirts that were
v
Can't Teach Shit (Commission, Disposal)
By: silvercrusher
Favorited: 5 years ago
There were lots of hoots, cheers and cat-calls when Roxanne came out of the pool house wearing nothing but a black bikini. The large coloured girl was nervous as sin for her first true performance, but she’d been egged on by so many people to do it that in the end, she’d been forced to accept the bet. She was a well-known predator around campus, specialising in female on female vore, and somehow this fact had escalated to her being all but begged to bet on how many girls she could co
University Challenge
By: pizza3695
Favorited: 5 years ago
Mental
Log last accessed: 0098
21:00
Mental
Log Subject: Arrival
Metal
Log Contents:
Approaching planet Earth. Planet status: To
Be Terraformed.
Status of climate is sub-par, planet to be fertilized with organic
matter to stimulate growth for future colonies. Organic matter will
be obtained from living creatures. Earth inhabitants responsible for
the destruction of Earth's atmosphere will be targeted. End Log.
The
Harvester finished the mental update, shutting the journal and
returning his a
Terraforming
By: InDepthLook
Favorited: 5 years ago
"Empty
your pockets, kid, I'm not gonna tell you again."
Vera
stared down the taller man, but reached into her pockets anyway,
turning them inside out. "I told you I don't have anything, but
here, see for yourself," she scowled. "Nothing. Empty."
He
stepped closer and gave her an irritated shove, "alright
smartass, empty the bag, then."
Vera
had run into a few Team Lotus members before, and this was as mean as
they get. From stealing Pokemon to stealin
Christa, I choose YOU!
By: InDepthLook
Favorited: 5 years ago
"Everyone
give it up for Bertha!" Jamie shouted with big smile, gesturing
grandly at the monstrous hippopotamus that he shared the stage with.
The crowd cheered and applauded in response, as Bertha knelt on her
front legs, bowing as she had been trained.
"That
does it for us, thanks everyone for coming!" cried Ella, Jamie's
fellow trainer and performer. As the crowd emptied out of the arena,
the pair of circus employees led their star back to the pens to put
her away for the
Hungry Hippo
By: Weedude
Favorited: 5 years ago
The night had a quilt of dark clouds slowly ambling by overhead as Makuta walked alongside the sidewalk, humming to himself. He had his white earbud headphones in his ears, and was singing slightly along to one of his favorite old time songs. “It’s just a jump to the left! And a step the riiiiight! With your hands on your hips! You bring your knees in tiiiiight!” Makuta the cat was an “anthro”, he had a blue-furred body, a very long tail, grey fur on the inside of his ears, and dis
A Scratazon Snack
By: saintheartwing
Favorited: 5 years ago