“Come
on, it’ll be fun! Don’t chicken out now,” she whispered
intently.
“I
don’t know. I didn’t think it would actually happen,” he said.
Considering
the fact they’d discovered something a little unusual and a lot of
fun last time they’d tried to spice things up with “anal
stimulation,” his wife decided they should try some of the other
little taboos she’d been hearing about. She knew she wanted to be
on the receiving end of some anal play, but it certainly didn’t
cou

The
badger holeBy
Strega
"Only
you would steal a car with no gas in it!"
"Shut
up, Jerry." Greg took a corner so fast the Tahoe threatened to
go up on two wheels, and Jerry grabbed the Jesus Christ handle next
to the door. The flashing lights in the rear view mirror got a little
farther away as the cops took the turn a bit more carefully. Greg
glanced down at the fuel gauge, which had started out on "E"
and hadn't moved.
"They're
backing off!" Jerry twist

Election
Day
"There
is no possible way he could win, I'm telling you."
"Oh
come on, you can't know that."
"What
do you mean I can't know that? Look at all of the polls, look at all
of the statisticians saying he can't win. Look at that."
"So?
They can be wrong."
"Sam
Wang was only wrong during the 2014 primaries, that's it. He's
predicting a blowout win and he was right about every major election
up to this point."
"Dude,
look, I don't want

Only my thighs
Dean was sat quietly
in detention. He waited not so much patiently but with his heart
thumping in his chest. The reason for him staying behind after school
was because he was using his phone during class. This admittedly
didn’t make him unique as everyone did it. The only difference is
he wasn’t quick enough to hide it when the teacher turned around.
This was partly due to the fact he was using his phone to take photos
of his teacher. Miss Pearl was his first crush or more acc

Burger
Fool
“Number 17, your order is ready,”
Cassie called into the mike. The customer came to the counter and
grabbed their tray. She turned back to the kitchen as they walked
back into the dining area,
Cassie had had big plans for this
summer. She had just turned 16; she had an awesome boyfriend, and an
unlimited membership for the community pool. But her parents had
other plans for her. Her father’s friend was the manager of a local
fast food restaurant, and she had put in a good word

Katie
glared over at her husband as he slept soundly beside her and
wondered why she had ever married such a waste of space. Dave was a
good man, handsome, kind and very loving, but that didn’t matter to
Katie who knew she could do better, that she deserved better and was
wasting her life being with such a weak man. She had never loved him,
only agreeing to marry him because she thought having a man obey her
twenty-four seven would be fun, but her enjoyment of that luxury
didn’t last.
She

Help
with a costume.
“Oh,
hey!” called a young man.
Dara,
a petite young woman with pink-dyed hair and a sort of perky-goth
outfit turned to him. He was an unremarkable sort of guy, shaggy
brown hair and a fit but not quite toned build. The man was wearing
baggy sweats and one of those free shirts they give away for joining
a gym.
“Yes?”
she said, warily.
It
was never a great idea to be too friendly to a stranger you meet on
the street. Better safe than sorry.
“I
was wondering if you c